Weei

2010-08-06T06:01:00.003+08:00

back from perhentian like 19 hours ago, still i refuse to believe our perhentian trip has ended, too fast, it's really too fast.
it was really one hell of a trip(yes, again) and gosh, how i wish i still hav that awesome roommates, tat seaview right off our balcony, and most impt of all, the companion of my fellow perhentian explorers.
this post is for you guys, gladys cheng, peiying ong, siew xianglin, steffi soh, yingwah chan, rachel tan, andrew chua, aldrich ho and lau hong hu.
to perhentian, to friendship, to craziness, to the holy juice, to chilli, to new cozy, to the times of our lives, cheers!

2010-04-25T10:02:00.001+08:00

it's magical.
it really is :D

2010-04-18T21:37:00.003+08:00

have been discovering amazingly nice songs in my itunes that i can jus listen to countless times for hours.
haha the really recent ones include

owl city - fireflies
shayne ward - no promises
monkey majik - tada xxxxx ( lol it's in jap)
Linda Ronstadt ft Aaron Neville - Don't Knoc Much
Trademark - Only Love
苏打绿 - 无以伦比的美丽
Daniel Powter - Best Of Me
The Used - I'm a Fake (haha this one is pretty..noisy hahah)
Jordin Sparks - Battlefield
Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
Coldplay - Clocks

and 初恋红豆冰 is rly rly rly a very good movie,
i'm nt sayin tat jus bcos it's a msian production,
but it did touch my heart,
有时候，简简单单的感动
就够了..

i wan to watch it again! and again and again and again and again!

2010-04-18T04:11:00.001+08:00

疤，即使结了痂
揭开来，还是会痛的

2010-04-13T04:03:00.002+08:00

i miss veejay
i miss 07s47 and odac and pa
i miss spending my time in the odac room
i miss running and chilling and walking and cycling and stoning at ecp
i miss attending lessons in vj when i could understand wat's going on
i miss the treehouse
i miss running and playing watever sports wif odac
i miss climbing mountains
i miss climbing stairs to train for expeditions
i miss sikkim
i miss batu putih
i miss parkway parade
i miss class outings
i miss pa room
i miss doing pa duties
i miss spending days and nites rehearsing in the pt
i miss watching and supporting vj in soccer or watever sports
i miss singing the victorian anthem
i miss mass dance
i miss vj cheers
i miss v-hall
i miss the malaysians
i miss the jar jar binks
i miss taking part and organizing adventure races
i miss olc
i miss b2b
i miss 102c
i miss cooking and adding watever we hav into the woks
i miss sunday love
i miss tioman
i miss ....

lol feeling nostalgic all over again.
haha and josiah, thx for coming to visit last nite bro,
rly miss talking to u man. great catching up wif ya.
and arkar and jason and alex and siew hwee and sufiyan and ivie for coming to pulau ntu to visit! haha so awesome to see u guys manz

4.11am. lesson is at 9.30 ltr bt i'm nt sleepy. gah this is bad.my poor liver

2010-04-04T01:28:00.001+08:00

wow it has been a year
tat's fast..haha

2010-03-31T02:29:00.002+08:00

Have been feeling really nostalgic for the past few days/weeks
lol i guess it's dreadful time like this that keeps making me reminisce about the good old times, especially time spent with the odacers and s47.
thankfully the boonlay army warriors esp arkar and jason still make the effort to meet us for dinner :D and gatherings like these r rly the breaks i need from the horrible workload.
what an awesome nite spent with odacers+simpsons.
ok bak to mb106, it's killing me, seriously.

2010-03-30T00:26:00.001+08:00

this part of my life is called 'being lost'
lol seriously, i feel weird, it's like sth is missing in my life
bt i dno wat is it lol.
:/
wells i still wish i can hav more excitement or things to look forward to in my life.
like OTs lol

2010-03-28T15:39:00.002+08:00

haiz.so many things undone.
i only hav myself to blame again..
procrastinated too much T.T

2010-03-21T12:28:00.002+08:00

sometimes i wonder how would my life be different if i had agree to go to germany to study lol. i'm getting a lil bored in ntu, perhaps my jc life was too good and exciting that even though life is pretty good now, it still feels as though something is missing...
i really miss embarking on adventures and doing all the outdoor stuff,haiz.

and watching apple's skidiving video and joseph's skydiving photos rly made me freaking hyped up and excited.hahaha i'm rly dyin to do tat kind of stuff can haiz..

2010-03-17T00:34:00.001+08:00

sian sian sian so many things to do lol

2010-02-20T13:44:00.002+08:00

IHG Rugby today, i was really looking forward to it. Was so anxious last night that i couldn't sleep well, haha as i have only learned to play this game a couple of weeks back. first match was good but i sprained my ankle, pretty badly i guess. forced to sit out for the rest of the games. the feeling definitely sux, seeing them fighting so hard yet i can't do nothing to help them except cheering. was really unlucky to lose to hall 4 and hall 6, think fatigue caught up wif us in the last game.
nevertheless, i have never felt so pumped up before, the team talk and stuff before the game really got me excited. it's really really a pity we didn't get into the quarters..we fought so hard and we trained so hard. kudos to the seniors though, they really led us well, and it's really touching to see how us freshies learned and pushed ourselves to this level. i will definitely play again next year if i can! haha hall one kill!
i now officially rank rugby as the second most fun sports after soccer hahahahaa.

today, i truly felt the hall one spirit.

2010-01-04T13:54:00.002+08:00

well well well so 2010 is here. i din even realise it was 31st dec on tat day itself.hav totally lost track of time. and it's jus weird that i din feel anything on the last day of 2009, given how eventful it was. perhaps the most happening year in my life, definitely nt the best tho.
my 1st job, 1st pay, 1st time cooking a full meal, 1st time surviving on myself, 1st day in uni etc etc. still, i'm very thankful that i hav met so many awesome ppl in uni, especially my hall ppl.
hoping 2010 would be better!

2009-11-09T03:12:00.002+08:00

谈论着他的时候，你的表情是我没看过的...小小的幸福吧，
心里不由酸了一下...是时候抛开这包袱了吧，真的好累

it's a fucked up world.

2009-09-28T18:52:00.001+08:00

有时候，真的有一股冲动
想直接到机场登上下一趟班机，消失个几天再回来...
为什么还是会想起你
为什么心还会痛..

2009-09-06T18:53:00.002+08:00

was looking thru the odac pics..it was then i realise how much i miss the odacers..well,a new phase of life has started and i'm rly enjoyin my uni life,especially wif an awesome family in hall.but i still miss jc life very very much,odac and s47 r jus irreplaceable..and my packed schedule doesnt seem to allow me to meet up wif them so often now T.T but heh,i'm rly enjoyin myself as a cgl,luv simpsons loads.
hall ball and chalet was fun.well, it's indeed true tat a lot more alcohol will be introduced to ur life after u enter uni haha.drinking games until 7am -.- bt HTHT was good tho,as usual haha.it was dreading to come bak to ntu all the way bak from pasir ris,luckily thr were samantha,angela and jialing to take train wif.if nt i'll be super bored haha.slept at 11am and woke up at 5.30.the hostel is like damn quiet now..feel damn lazy to do anything.bt i nid to clean my room.lol maybe tonite.for now i jus feel like lazing ard and do nth..hee
and i luv my new laptop!thx dad and mum!

2009-06-03T21:41:00.001+08:00

now this is interesting lol.i'm neutral to this tho.

可以給你老公看,以後你也可以跟你兒子這麼說 .. ......　（寫的真好）

曾在廣播裡听到 ,當孩子頂嘴甚至步入叛逆期時的因應之道
做媽媽的總是嘮叨 ,有一次已經高中的兒子不耐煩的頂撞了母親 , 母親氣得半死。
做父親的便約兒子一起出門散步。兩人走了好久 , 父親一路上不發一語 , 兒子納悶。一直到要進家門口時 , 父親拍拍兒子的肩膀, 以男人對男人的語氣說 :
『等一下進去時 , 給我女人一點面子 !』
兒子驚讶於老爸用哥兒們的語氣對他說話 ,並因男人跟男人之間的義氣 , 從此對母親畢恭畢敬的。
所以 , 有的時候 , 父親這個角色還是頗重要的 !
當我的小孩頂撞我時，我想告訴他，下列的事任選一樣，做到後，才有頂撞的權利：
1. 連續3 個月每吃完一餐就須催吐 (孕吐)
2.. 乳頭被別人吸到破皮達一個月 (餵奶)
3. 肚子塞一顆籃球達 10 個月 ( 懷孕)
4. 接受皮鞭抽打達 48 小時 (生小孩)
5.. 10 個月不能喝冰水、咖啡、茶
6. 5個月睡覺不能翻身
7. 10 個月不能出遊遠行，不能跑跳
8. 10個月不能生病，要不，生病不能吃藥
9. 至育嬰室把屎把尿一個月
10. 晚上睡覺每二個小時起床一次，清醒30 分鐘達一個月
寫完上述
10 項，我覺得當娘的真不是人幹的。
想起一個高中同學他說：有一次頂撞母親，父親把他從椅子上踹下來，斥責他:
你媽是我捧在手心的寶，我呵護她，照顧她，對她輕聲細語，你憑什麼對他大小聲!!!
我的同學再也不敢頂撞母親了。

~好感動，尤其是最後一句是經典。
男人們丫，如果你們真的愛、疼你老婆（女朋友）記得這句話就夠了！
老婆是拿來疼的，所以千錯萬錯都是自己的錯，不服氣嗎？誰叫你當初追人家。
當媽的如果听到老公這麼說，應該會很高興吧！男人要學著點...

2009-06-03T21:37:00.001+08:00

Ah Pek and Ah Ma in Their Golden Years

Ah Pek and Ah Ma were lying in bed one night.

The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then, you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then, you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed and walk away.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth lah!"

2009-05-11T20:18:00.001+08:00

hahahahahahaahahha omt i hav read this countless times b4 but it's still freaking funny
hahahahahahahaha enjoy and hav a great laugh!

一位國文老師的告白
我是個國中的國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!
字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!
創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!
每次都改到哭笑不得……………
====================================================
１、元旦時，我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」…
師評：有這樣的東西嗎？我也要去！（兵馬俑）

２、早上起床整裡「遺容」後，我們到學校集合，搭車前往墾丁畢業旅行
師評：不知道你家是哪一家殯儀館？老師一直都不知道…（儀容）

３、昨晚左眼皮跳個不停，當時就覺得那是「胸罩」，果然今天皮夾被扒走了!
師評：孩子，你已經這麼大了嗎？（凶兆）

４、報上說重金屬污染過的牡蠣，可「治」癌…
師評：一字之差，養蚵人家翻身矣！
我是不是該趕快去養牡蠣？會賺到翻哦… （致癌）

５、昨晚我和同學到速食店吃晚餐，我們點了兩個漢堡、「雞份一塊」…
師評：好吃嗎？雞糞？（雞塊一份）

６、星期天準備外出逛街時，匆忙之間不小心給「肛門」夾到，真倒楣!!
師評：老師很好奇──誰的肛門這麼大…？（鋼門）

７、四下無人，不要從背後拍我肩膀，我很容易「受精」…
師評：孩子，我可能是你爸哦… 老師記得曾這樣讓很多人「受精」喔!（受驚）

８、逛完花市後，我花錢買下「賤男」，準備帶回家過年。
師評：發音正確一點，「劍蘭」會哭的…

９、我的歷史老師長髮披肩，個子矮小，脾氣不好，有一點點「胸」…
師評：歷史老師要我轉告你「等下上歷史課﹐皮給我繃緊一點。」（兇）

１０、我認為自己是個品學兼「憂」的好學生…
師評：你是該憂了──不及格。（優）

１１、在「崎嶇坎坷」的人生「康莊大道」上，我們要堅定方向…
師評：此路可繼世界八大奇蹟兵馬俑之後，登上第九大奇蹟。

１２、從小就住在我們家隔壁的陳伯伯住家三樓最後面一間廚房不知道為什麼會
三不五時地飄來一陣又一陣烹煮紅燒牛肉時所散發出來的濃濃迷人中藥味道…
師評：明天麻煩你一口氣唸完這句給我聽，不准換氣。

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這次出的作文題目是：美食與我
我非常沾沾自喜，相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目
一定能讓他們發揮的淋漓盡致，
可以減輕我每次改作文到快往生的噩運!!!

沒想到我錯了!!!!!!!
這些天兵天將們每個都是未來的棟樑????……

節錄一些下來:

1.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，但是生魚片最讓我困擾的地方就是他的魚刺很多。

2.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，唯一美中不足的是，他總是沒煮熟。

3.我最喜歡吃的美食是青菜，青菜中最喜歡吃的美食是白菜，為什麼喜歡吃白
菜呢？因為他是青菜的一種（繞口令嗎？）

4.我最喜歡吃滷肉飯跟貢丸湯，他們對我來說不只是一種美食，而是……兩種美
食。（真是謝謝你的數學教學）

5.我最喜歡吃外婆煮的菜，裡面包含了很多愛心，但是萬一外婆死了我就吃不
到了，所以我要趁外婆還活著的時候，叫他每天煮三餐給我吃。
（這算虐待老人嗎？）

6.我最喜歡吃那種在外面跑的雞肉（所以你要吃雞肉前都要追著他跑？）

7.我最喜歡吃美食，是那種出現陸地上，天天都看的到的那種肉（人肉？）

8.我對美食的要求很嚴格，他不能是由一位傷心的廚師做出來的
（連續劇看太多了，孩子）

9.媽媽很厲害，他下廚以後，可以把一顆蛋變成一顆荷包蛋（不然呢？）

10.每次媽媽煮完菜我們全家都會歡呼，於是媽媽就走進廚房再做第二道
（原來你家都是一道菜煮完再煮一道…）

11.我很喜歡跟爸爸去逛夜市，因為美食都能讓我感到垂涎三尺，只要我看到那
些食物出現，就會跟爸爸說我要吃這個我要吃那個結果我當然什麼都沒吃到
（好心酸的孩子）

12.我最喜歡吃媽媽煮的菜，跟外面賣的差的可遠呢!
（那到底是好吃還是不好吃？）

13.世界上美食很多，其中我最喜歡吃的外國料理是台南擔仔麵
（同學，請問你是哪國人？）

14.生魚片實在是太好吃了，每次一想到我的口水都會緩緩的滴下來…
（慢動作嗎？）

15.有一樣食物讓我百吃不厭，那就是雙胞胎，名字聽起來大家一定都會覺得很
奇怪，沒錯，他就是很奇怪（這樣有解釋到嗎？）

16.我吃東西總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛!
（我呼吸總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛…！）

有前輩說：他上輩子殺了人，所以這輩子處罰他當老師。

唉...我想我不只殺了人，還是………………
殺..
錯..
人….
才會淪落到當國文老師………

換小學老師了:

１。題目：一邊……一邊……

小朋友寫：他一邊脫衣服，一邊穿褲子。

老師批語：他到底是要脫還是要穿啊？

２。題目：其中

小朋友寫：我的其中一只左腳受傷了。

老師批語：你是蜈蚣嗎？

３。題目：陸陸續續

小朋友寫：下班了，爸爸陸陸續續的回家了。

老師批語：你到底有幾個爸爸呀？

４。題目：難過

小朋友寫：我家門前有條水溝很難過。

老師批語：老師更難過。

５。題目：又又

小朋友寫：我的媽媽又矮又高又胖又瘦。

老師批語；你的媽媽是變形金鋼嗎？

６。題目：你看

小朋友寫：你看什麼看！沒看過啊

老師批語：沒看過

７。題目：欣欣向榮

小朋友寫：欣欣向榮榮告白。

老師批語：連續劇不要看太多了！

８。題目：好吃

小朋友寫：好吃個屁。

老師批語：有些東西是不能吃的。

９。題目：天真

小朋友寫：今天真熱。

老師批語：你真天真。

１０。題目：果然

小朋友寫：昨天我吃水果，然後喝涼水。

老師批語：是詞組，不能分開的。

１１。題目：先……再……，例題：先吃飯，再冼澡。

小朋友寫：先生，再見！

老師批語：想像力超過了地球人的智慧。

１２。題目：況且

小朋友寫：一列火車經過，況且況且況且況且況且況
老師批語：我死了算了 @@

2009-04-01T23:39:00.000+08:00

i dun understand.

2009-03-28T12:16:00.002+08:00

night cycling alone last nite was well crazy but hmm,an escape tat i needed.
it certainly brought back lots of memories, the farmiliar dare race route, altho i got lost twice, once in tampines and once in bedok. and i realized how diff the sceneries r at nite esp at the new park connector linking ecp and changi. thr is a perfect star gazing corner somewhr in between and gosh, how touched i was to see such a beautiful cloudless sky, it has rly been a while since i last felt such thrill. and i met a group of army guys walking on the park connector along changi. the 8km long straight route. haha guess they shd be the ocs ppl ba, couldnt recognize anyone tat i know tho.

reached home at 5.30, i noe i nid a good long slp but i jus cldnt slp after 12. ah wells.
my heart is still hurting, i hope it'll be dead this time.

2009-03-15T15:00:00.001+08:00

第一句

　　如果我们之间有1000步的距离
　　
　　你只要跨出第1步
　　
　　我就会朝你的方向走其余的999步
　　
　　第二句
　　
　　通常愿意留下来跟你争吵的人
　　
　　才是真正爱你的人
　　
　　第三句
　　
　　付出真心　才会得到真心
　　
　　却也可能伤得彻底
　　
　　保持距离　就能保护自己
　　
　　却也注定永远寂寞
　　
　　第四句
　　
　　有时候　不是对方不在乎你
　　
　　而是你把对方看得太重
　　
　　第五句
　　
　　朋友就是把你看透了　还能喜欢你的人
　　
　　第六句
　　
　　就算是believe　中间也藏了一个lie
　　
　　第七句
　　
　　真正的好朋友
　　
　　并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题
　　
　　而是在一起　就算不说话
　　
　　也不会感到尴尬
　　
　　第八句
　　
　　没有一百分的另一半
　　
　　只有五十分的两个人
　　
　　第九句
　　
　　为你的难过而快乐的　是敌人
　　
　　为你的快乐而快乐的　是朋友
　　
　　为你的难过而难过的
　　
　　就是那些　该放进心里的人
　　
　　第十句
　　
　　冷漠　有时候并不是无情
　　
　　只是一种避免被伤害的工具

2009-03-07T13:46:00.002+08:00

feeling kinda empty now.haha.
well,results day was..i dno how to desribe it..definitely nice to see those familiar faces again.but then, it's rly darn cruel..ahh i rly hope those who din get their desired results would be fine.yar as how johnson put it, if thr's a will, thr's a way.ya cheer up ppl, it's a new beginning of another chapter of life! jiayou ppl, u guys will still lead a wonderful life no matter wat =)
hehe had 2 rly rly fun days before tat at mingjie's hse. it's rly awesome to see the jar jar binks again man, reminiscing our good old times and doin all those spastic stuff yet again. haha it's rly great to realise tat it's still the familiar feeling among us. haha played a lot and talked a lot in those 2 days, and had a bbq on e 2nd nite! tat was fun, and preparation for bbq in the afternoon too.heh. went out to watch man utd vs newcastle at 4am the nite b4 too. it was rly awesome.the best bunch of ppl to watch soccer with haha.
gonna start working tonite!haha kind of excited. my first time working outside! hee hopefully it'll be fine haha. hotel amara here i come lol.
bye peepz. will update again. haha since i always got nth to do when i'm at home.
i wan outings!!lol

2009-03-07T09:00:00.001+08:00

父母永遠只有一個

媳婦說：
「煮淡一點妳就嫌沒有味，現在煮鹹一點妳卻說咽不下，
妳究竟想怎麼樣？」
母親一見兒子回來，二話不說便把飯菜往咀裡送。
她怒瞪他一眼。
他試了一口，馬上吐出來，
兒子說：「我不是說過了嗎，媽有病不能吃太鹹！」
「那好！媽是你的，以後由你來煮！」
媳婦怒氣沖沖地回房。

兒子無奈地輕嘆一聲，然後對母親說：
「媽，別吃了，我去煮個麵給妳。」
「仔，你是不是有話想跟媽說，是就說好了，別憋在心裡！
「媽，公司下個月升我職，我會很忙，
至於老婆，她說很想出來工作，所以 ....」
母親馬上意識到兒子的意思：
「仔，不要送媽去老人院。」
聲音似乎在哀求。
兒子沉默片刻，他是在尋找更好的理由。

「媽，其實老人院並沒有甚麼不好，
妳知道老婆一但工作，
一定沒有時間好好服侍妳。
老人院有吃有住有人服侍照顧，不是比在家裡好得多嗎？」
「可是，阿財叔他 ....」

洗了澡，草草吃了一碗速食麵，兒子便到書房去。
他茫然地佇立於窗前，有些猶豫不決。
母親年輕便守寡，含辛茹苦將他撫養成人，供他出國讀書。
但她從不用年輕時的犧牲當作要脅他孝順的籌碼，
反而是妻子以婚姻要脅他！
真的要讓母親住老人院嗎？
仔問自己，他有些不忍。

「可以陪你下半世的人是你老婆，難道是你媽嗎？」

阿財叔的兒子總是這樣提醒他
「你媽都這麼老了，好命的話可以活多幾年，
為何不趁這幾年好好孝順她呢？
樹欲靜而風不息，子欲養而親不在啊！」
親戚總是這樣勸他。
兒子不敢再想下去，深怕自己真的會改變初衷。

夕晚，太陽收斂起灼熱的金光，躲在山後憩息。
一間建在郊外山崗的一座貴族老人院。

是的，錢用得越多，兒子才心安理得。
當兒子領著母親步入大廳時，
嶄新的電視機，42吋的螢幕正播放著一部喜劇，
但觀眾一點笑聲也沒有。

幾個衣著一樣，髮型一樣的老嫗歪歪斜斜地坐在梳化上，
神情呆滯而有一個老人在自言自語，
有個正緩緩彎下腰，想去撿掉在地上的一塊餅乾吃。
兒子知道母親喜歡光亮，
所以為她選了一間陽光充足的房間。
從窗口望出去，樹蔭下，一片芳草如茵。
幾名護士推著坐在輪椅的老者在夕陽下散步，
四周悄然寂靜得令人心酸。
縱是夕陽無限好，畢竟已到了黃昏，他心中低低嘆息。

「媽，我........我要走了！」
母親只能點頭。
他走時，母親頻頻揮手，
她張著沒有牙的嘴，
蒼白乾燥的咀唇在囁嚅著，一副欲語還休的樣子。
兒子這才注意到母親銀灰色的頭髮，
深陷的眼窩以及打著細紋臉。
母親，真的老了！

他霍然記起一則兒時舊事。
那年他才6歲，母親有事回鄉，不便攜他同行，
於是把他寄住在阿財叔家幾天。
母親臨走時，
他驚恐地抱著母親的腿傷心大聲號哭道：
「媽媽不要丟下我！媽媽不要走！」

最後母親沒有丟下他。
他連忙離開房間，順手把門關上，不敢回頭，
深恐那記憶像鬼魅似地追纏而來。

他回到家，
妻子與岳母正瘋狂的把母親房裡的一切扔個不亦樂乎。
身高3呎的獎杯──
那是他小學作文比賽「我的母親」第1名的勝利品！
華英字典──
那是母親整個月省吃省用所買給他的第一份生日禮物！
還有母親臨睡前要擦的風濕油，
沒有為她擦，帶去老人院又有甚麼意義呢？

「夠了，別再扔了！」兒子怒吼道。
﹝這麼多垃圾，不把它扔掉，怎麼放得下我的東西﹞。
岳母沒好氣地說。

「就是嘛！你趕快把你媽那張爛床給抬出去，
我明天要為我媽添張新的！」

一堆童年的照片展現在兒子眼前，
那是母親帶他到動物園和遊樂園拍的照片。

「它們是我媽的財產，一樣也不能丟！」

「你這算甚態度？對我媽這麼大聲，我要你向我媽道歉！」

「我娶妳就要愛妳的母親，
為甚麼妳嫁給我就不能愛我的母親？」

雨後的黑夜分外冷寂，街道蕭瑟，行人車輛格外稀少。
一輛寶馬在路上飛馳，頻頻闖紅燈，陷黃格，
呼一聲又飛馳而過。
那輛轎車一路奔往山崗上的那間老人院，
停車直奔上樓，推開母親臥房的門。
他幽靈似地站著，母親正撫摸著風濕痛的雙腿低泣。
她見到兒子手中正拿著那瓶風濕油，
顯然感到安慰的說：
「媽忘了帶，幸好你拿來！」
他走到母親身邊，跪了下來。

「很晚了，媽自己擦可以了，你明天還要上班，回去吧！」

他囁嚅片刻，終於忍不住啜泣道：
「媽，對不起，請原諒我！我們回家去吧！」

～～後語～～

隨著自己愈長大，
看著父母親臉龐從年輕變憔悴，
頭髮從烏絲變白髮,動作從迅捷變緩慢，多心疼！

父母親總是將最好、最寶貴的留給我們，
像蠟燭不停的燃燒自己，照亮孩子！
而我呢？
有沒有騰出一個空間給我的父母，
或者只是在當我需要停泊岸時，
才會想起他們……
其實父母親要的真的不多，
只是一句隨意的問候：爸、媽，你們今天好嗎？」
隨意買的宵夜，煮一頓再普通不過的晚餐;，
睡前幫他們蓋蓋被子，
天冷幫他們添衣服、戴手套……
都能讓他們高興溫馨很久。

有時，我常在想：我希望我的子女以後如何對我。
那現在，我有沒有如此對待我的父母？
我相信，人是環環相扣的；
現在，你如何對待你的父母；
以後，你的子女就如何待你。

朋友，人世間最難報的就是父母恩，
願我們都能：以反哺之心奉敬父母，以恩之心孝順父母！

～共勉之～

生命不要求我們成為最好的，只要求我們作最大的努力！
老人安養院牆上發現的一篇文章
孩子！當你還很小的時候，
我花了很多時間，教你慢慢用湯匙、用筷子吃東西。
教你繫鞋帶、扣扣子、溜滑梯、教你穿衣服、梳頭髮、擰鼻涕。
這些和你在一起的點點滴滴，是多麼的令我懷念不已。
所以，當我想不起來，接不上話時，
請給我一點時間，等我一下，
讓我再想一想……極可能最後連要說什麼，我也一併忘記。
孩子！
你忘記我們練習了好幾百回，
才學會的第一首娃娃歌嗎？
是否還記得每天總要我絞盡腦汁，
去回答不知道你從哪裡冒出來的嗎？
所以，當我重覆又重覆說著老掉牙的故事，
哼著我孩提時代的兒歌時，體諒我。
讓我繼續沉醉在這些回憶中吧！
切望
你，也能陪著我閒話家常吧！
孩子，現在我常忘了扣扣子、繫鞋帶。
吃飯時，會弄髒衣服，梳頭髮時手還會不停的抖，
不要催促我，要對我多一點耐心和溫柔，
只要有你在一起，就會有很多的溫暖湧上心頭。
孩子！如今，我的腳站也站不穩，走也走不動。
所以，請你緊緊的握著我的手，陪著我，慢慢的。
就像當年一樣，我帶著你一步一步地走。
若為人子女也不懂得如何體諒他們，
那他們便只能於痛苦中渡過餘生，黑暗中逝去....

2009-02-28T12:20:00.002+08:00

bak in singapore! hehe now i rly nid to find job liaoz
argh but the 2 weeks china trip in april is rly givin me headache..which company will allow me to take 2 weeks leave =.=
hav a few temp jobs lobangs from housemates and frens hehe thx ppl.let's see
hotel banquet,camp instructor,waitering..
haha the past 1 week was great.
ming jie,ming yao and eunice came to muar to visit. brought them ard wif andrew. tat few days were rly fun hahaha and i was allowed to drive w/o my dad/mum by my side haha well thinkin thr's still much space for improvement tho hahahaha.
so 1st day was asam fish, my hse, dinner at 'jing jing' and halo cafe afterwards, the singers tat nite were nt bad heh. i like the 国境之南 sung by the guy heh.
2nd day was andrew's turn to bring us ard.heh bak kut teh for breakfast, lunch at parit jawa and dinner at sum restaurant.spent quite a while at tanjung later.and we went to play the see-saw LOL.
the five days after tat were spent wif family heh.ate a lot of good food =D
and now i'm bak in spore..very fast ehs.results coming out nxt week.and shit i dun wna receive my results =S very scary arrrrr pls let me get into environmental engineering in NUS pls pls pls haha.
ok i shall go job-hunting now..

2009-02-20T22:31:00.002+08:00

不爽
很他妈的
不爽

真不甘心...

2009-02-18T14:32:00.001+08:00

oh my tien haha read this in my mail and it's darn funny.i din type any of those comments so it's all from the mail.enjoy!hope it will lighten up ur day haha

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football fi eld.
(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life....quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone !
(and God love that pig!)

2009-02-14T16:55:00.003+08:00

helllooooo haha have not written any stuff here for toooo long!
hmm quite bored at home now so maybe i shall write sth...
haha actually even after so long..i still miss vj a lot a lot.=(
and i miss the ppl especially.heh.have not seen some for tooooo long =((
and my wallpaper is not helping it either, reminding me of the wonderful 2 yrs i had in vj everytime i on my comp lol. it's a picture of kandchengdzonga peak by the way hehe...
hmm hav been having a lot of funny things running through my mind but i'm too lazy to pen them down hahaha laziness.something that has invaded me totally after a levels.crap.and tat jus reminded me tat my fitness is like shit now too.bleh.i wan a new knee T.T
heh let's see wat hav i done in the past 2 months..
tour kat malaysia with the malaysian scholars,odac OT3! tat's the bomb man haha,kuching trip wif some of the malaysians,it was quite fun my 1st time in sarawak haha.class christmas gathering and bbq!!=DDD..getting my driving license..lunch with the new malaysian scholars at thaipan..goin bak vj for outdoor rumble..rotting away at home plucking mushrooms..spending time with my family =DD and bullying my sister hohoho.think tat's about all..lol and i seriously nid to start running again if i'm rly wna go for any marathon in e future.wonder if adidas sundown is still possible for me..my knee seems to be saying no..hmm.crap.
i wan to go bak sg and work!but i hav to go china wif my family for 2 weeks in april..how m i goin to find a job tat will allow me to take 2 weeks leave =.=|| aiks.
the weather in muar has been crazy.freaking hooooot.hav not seen any rainfall for darn long edi. *&^%&#$@#$ ahh climate change =(
and i guess the perak incident jus proved to the world how corrupted the goverment is oh wells go to hell barisan nasional.bleh
haha sry if u could not understand the post. i noe it's all random to the max but yalar.i'm darn bored now becos i'm alone at homeeee. shall go bak to reading my 飞狐外传。告辞！

oh ya by the way, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!情人节快乐！！祝天下有情人终成眷属 haha

2009-01-22T16:07:00.000+08:00

1、宽容　　　　一只小猪、一只绵羊和一头乳牛，被关在同一个畜栏里。有一次，牧人捉住小猪，牠大声号叫，猛烈地抗拒。绵羊和乳牛讨厌牠的号叫，便说：「他常常捉我们，我们并不大呼小叫」。小猪听了回答道：「捉你们和捉我完全是两回事，他捉你们，只是要你们的毛和乳汁，但是捉住我，却是要我的命呢! 」　　立场不同、所处环境不同的人，很难了解对方的感受；因此对别人的失意、挫折、伤痛，不宜幸灾乐祸，而应要有关怀、了解的心情。要有宽容的心！　　

2、靠自己小蜗牛问妈妈：为什么我们从生下来，就要背负这个又硬又重的壳呢？　　妈妈：因为我们的身体没有骨骼的支撑，只能爬，又爬不快。所以要这个壳的保护！小蜗牛：毛虫姊姊没有骨头，也爬不快，为什么她却不用背这个又硬又重的壳呢？　　妈妈：因为毛虫姊姊能变成蝴蝶，天空会保护她啊。小蜗牛：可是蚯蚓弟弟也没骨头爬不快，也不会变成蝴蝶他什么不背这个又硬又重的壳呢？妈妈：因为蚯蚓弟弟会钻土, 大地会保护他啊。小蜗牛哭了起来：我们好可怜，天空不保护，大地也不保护。蜗牛妈妈安慰他：「所以我们有壳啊！」我们不靠天，也不靠地，我们靠自己。　　

3、鲨鱼与鱼　　　　曾有人做过实验，将一只最凶猛的鲨鱼和一群热带鱼放在同一个池子，然后用强化玻璃隔开，最初，鲨鱼每天不断冲撞那块看不到的玻璃，耐何这只是徒劳，它始终不能过到对面去，而实验人员每天都有放一些鲫鱼在池子里，所以鲨鱼也没缺少猎物，只是它仍想到对面去，想尝试那美丽的滋味，每天仍是不断的冲撞那块玻璃，它试了每个角落，每次都是用尽全力，但每次也总是弄的伤痕累累，有好几次都浑身破裂出血，持续了好一些日子，每当玻璃一出现裂痕，实验人员马上加上一块更厚的玻璃。　　后来，鲨鱼不再冲撞那块玻璃了，对那些斑斓的热带鱼也不再在意，好像他们只是墙上会动的壁画，它开始等着每天固定会出现的鲫鱼，然后用他敏捷的本能进行狩猎，好像回到海中不可一世的凶狠霸气，但这一切只不过是假像罢了，实验到了最后的阶段，实验人员将玻璃取走，但鲨鱼却没有反应，每天仍是在固定的区域游着，它不但对那些热带鱼视若无睹，甚至于当那些鲫鱼逃到那边去，他就立刻放弃追逐，说什么也不愿再过去，实验结束了，实验人员讥笑它是海里最懦弱的鱼。　　可是失恋过的人都知道为什么，它怕痛。　　

4、神迹　　　　法国一个偏僻的小镇，据传有一个特别灵验的水泉，常会出现神迹，可以医治各种疾病。有一天，一个拄着拐杖，少了一条腿的退伍军人，一跛一跛的走过镇上的马路，旁边的镇民带着同情的回吻说：“可怜的家伙，难道他要向上帝祈求再有一条腿吗??”这一句话被退伍的军人听到了，他转过身对他们说：“我不是要向上帝祈求有一条新的腿，而是要祈求祂帮助我，叫我没有一条腿后，也知道如何过日子。” 　　试想：学习为所失去的感恩，也接纳失去的事实，不管人生的得与失，总是要让自已的生命充满了亮丽与光彩，不再为过去掉泪，努力的活出自己的生命。　　

5、钓竿　　　　有个老人在河边钓鱼，一个小孩走过去看他钓鱼，老人技巧纯熟，所以没多久就钓上了满篓的鱼，老人见小孩很可爱，要把整篓的鱼送给他，小孩摇摇头，老人惊异的问道：「你为何不要？」小孩回答：「我想要你手中的钓竿。」老人问：「你要钓竿做什么？」小孩说：「这篓鱼没多久就吃完了，要是我有钓竿，我就可以自己钓，一辈子也吃不完。」　　我想你一定会说：好聪明的小孩。错了，他如果只要钓竿，那他一条鱼也吃不到。因为，他不懂钓鱼的技巧，光有鱼竿是没用的，因为钓鱼重要的不在“钓竿”，而在“钓技”。　　有太多人认为自己拥有了人生道上的钓竿，再也无惧于路上的风雨，如此，难免会跌倒于泥泞地上。就如小孩看老人，以为只要有钓竿就有吃不完的鱼，像职员看老板，以为只要坐在办公室，就有滚进的财源。

2009-01-22T16:05:00.001+08:00

ATTITUDE.
booo

2008-12-29T12:48:00.003+08:00

i nid an escape.
odac trip couldnt have come at a more appropriate time.
cant wait to see them again.i've not seen this group of ppl for too long,given how important they r to me.
and i cant wait for class bbq too.gosh.
time to go.bye. =D

2008-12-27T23:34:00.001+08:00

i hate this feeling of uncertainty
rarr wat's wrong
i'm tired..i rly am..

2008-12-16T22:08:00.001+08:00

我真的不知道该怎么做了
算了吧...

2008-12-15T11:55:00.004+08:00

ok i'm now 18 yrs 1 day and 12 hours old!whoo finally legal to do lots of stuff
wahahaha.
ok and maybe it's time to grow up too.shant be so childish anymore.a bit har ar but ok lar i'll try to be a little less childish heh.nid to grow up whoo.
oh oh and a big thank you to all the ppl tat greeted me! be it via sms,msn,facebook,phonecalls etc heh.u guys rly made my day!!!although i spent half of it attending the ultimate boring undang lesson.haha.
ok so a big hug and thank you for the following ppl: my family, of course, my 2 greatest families in singapore: 07S47 and ODAC =D, the super crazy vj msians XD, e forever imba cat high jar jar binks, not forgetting also xinrong,dianne,huiqing,jun ru,grace,zhi han,damian,auntie linda,yong hui,jialu,pey yih,jia horng,ricky,kai han and her super delicious cake heh,荣升,kai chi,xin ran,si xuan,and some whom i dunno personally but still greeted me on facebook and friendster. thank you so much ppl! u guys rock! haha.

my blog posts seem to be decreasing over the past few months, heh partly because i cant jus share abt my feelings and wat happened in my life online so freely now.yeah i guess it is rly true tat when u gain some,u lose some huh.

life in malaysia so far has been great,very unhealthy tho,hha my parents hav been stuffing me wif everthing they could get so tat i can gain some weigt.oh wells.
went for the undang lesson ytd, jus wanna get my driving license as quickl as possible haha.hopefully i'll be able to take the test this wednesday before all the trips start. the undang lesson was darn boring by the way,i couldnt understand the lecturer most of the time cos i rly lost touch wif malay lol. and they speak pretty fast.so yeah, gain practically nth in the 6-hours long lesson.lol nvm at least my sis and her frens were thr,so it wasnt tat boring heh.
ming yao came over last nite,very long nv c him lo,talked non-stop for 1 hour plus b4 he went bak to his aunt's hse hehe.
ok i shall go study undang now le.feeling lazy to blog.haha till nxt time then =D

2008-12-04T01:33:00.000+08:00

A Message by George Carlin, and how true it is..

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways ,but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

If you don't send this to other people....Who cares?

George Carlin

2008-11-23T14:16:00.002+08:00

A levels..就这样过了
就这样？
是啊，就这样。每次也不都一样，考前，考时是多么的期待考完后的自由
考完后，疯了几天，等心情平复了之后，诶，这就是自由阿

到底什么是自由阿
漫无目的的吃喝玩乐，却总觉得缺少了什么..
闷得发慌，真的快长菇了

只是这次有点不一样了，十二年的正规教育就这样结束了
我想我会怀念穿校服的日子的
人果然是矛盾的动物呵

好闷好闷好闷

2008-11-04T21:31:00.000+08:00

haha ok i shall be studying but this is kinda funny.
good stuff to destress heh.
ok off to chem!

> > 某天夜裡, 一名裸男叫了一輛計程車, 女司機目不轉睛盯著他看.
> >
> > 裸男大怒，罵：「你他媽的沒見過裸男呀 ! 」
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> > 女司機也大怒：「我看你他媽的從哪裡掏錢 ! 」
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> > 有個老頭去看醫生，告訴醫生他的腸胃有問題。
> >
> > 醫生問他：「你的大便規律嗎？」
> >
> > 老頭說：「很規律，每天早上八點鐘準時大便。」
> >
> > 醫生說：「那麼，你還有什麼問題？」
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> > 老頭說：「問題是，我每天早上九點鐘才起床。」
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> > 一位救生員向一名泳客抗議：「我已經注意了你三天了，先生，你不能在游泳池小
> 便。」
> >
> > 泳客：「每個人都在游泳池小便。」
> >
> > 救生員：「沒錯！先生，但只有你站在跳板上。」
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> > 阿萍﹕『為什麼【男】字上面是個田字呢？』
> >
> > 阿玲﹕『因為古時候的男人都在田裡工作。』
> >
> > 阿萍﹕『那為什麼下面要加個力字呢？』
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> > 阿玲﹕『笨蛋！男人下面沒力還叫男人嗎！？』
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> > 某大公司老闆巡視倉庫，發現一個工人，坐在地上看漫畫書。
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> > 老闆最痛恨工人在工作時間偷懶，便問：你一個月的月薪多少？
> >
> > 工人回答：三萬。老闆立刻叫秘書發給工人三萬塊，並且對著工人大叫：拿了錢給
> 我滾！
> >
> > 事後老闆問其他職員：那工人是誰介紹來的？
> >
> > 職員說：他不是我們公司的人，他是其他公司派來送貨的
> >
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> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> > 兩隻母雞在樹下聊天，對面走來一隻腳步不穩，無精打采，垂頭喪氣的公雞，一隻
> 母雞問：「怎麼啦？病啦？累成這樣？」
> >
> > 公雞說：「做點小買賣累成的。」
> >
> > 另一隻母雞跟著問：「做啥買賣勞累成這樣呢？」
> >
> > 公雞臉紅，低下頭說：
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> > .
> >
> > 「賣雞精。」

2008-10-27T15:55:00.002+08:00

Countless of thoughts have been running through my mind for the past few weeks,perhaps due to the fact that a lot of things are coming to an end with the coming big big A's. I hav been so tempted to blog all those thoughts down but i've been resisting the temptation becoz i've got to study.heh,speaking bout studies, it's jus 1 more week to my 1st paper, and to be honest, i dun feel prepared at all.not even a single bit.i duno, i jus hope history will repeat itself and i will still manage to get some good grades heh.
okok i shall jus leave everything for my free time after A's heh.bak to study.

2008-10-11T20:46:00.000+08:00

I duno wat's happening...
i'm scared..i rly am..

2008-10-01T15:35:00.003+08:00

tmr will be my last official day wearing a school uniform.heh how time flies eh,12 years of formal education.thinking back now, i rly wonder how all these things could have happened in my life.it totally amazes me, i think i mus've been a rly rly rly good person that has done so much good things in my past lives that i'm being rewarded with all these things in this life i'm currently leading. 4 yrs in primary school, 4 yrs in chung hwa, 2 yrs in cat high and 2 yrs in vj (tat makes up 4 yrs in singapore). i guess my life is jus bound to this number '4', a supposedly unlucky number,haha but i seriously cant think my life could've been any better if any of these things did not happen. PTS, getting through the interview that allowed me to skip from primary 5 to secondary 1, goin for the scholarship test that my mum randomly signed up for me, of course the best is still being able to stay in vj despite getting an 8 for my L1R5.and signing up for b2b07, tat's a major turning point of my life, i would have never expected myself to be doing all these things in odac. from someone who couldnt even run a full 1.2k, i've never imagined myself to be running more than 2.4k ever, and now i'm goin for 21. climbing mountains, sth i've always wanted to do but didnt have the chance to, and now i could even say i've climbed up himalayas, haha though it's jus 4000m. and all the ots and camps, they were awesome. spending nights in the great outdoor is jus f*king fun, sry for the word used, haha but it's so damn true. and all the outdoor activities, kayaking,rock climbing, adventure racing, rafting, doing all these is simply a dream come true for me. i wanted to join scouts so much in chung hwa becos i think it's damn cool, but i didnt and joining odac has definitely made up for it, and i rly have to say these 2 yrs as an odac instructor were rly awesome,definitely sth i'll treasure for the rest of my life.
now i dont know whr m i goin to spend my nxt 4 years, hopefully still in singapore, and i shall jus see wat happens after that.haha.
and this is jus another coincidence i realised, my luck seems to be rly good every 4 yrs since the start of this new century, 2000,i got through the chung hwa admission test, 2004,i got through the scholarship test, and now 2008, it's not over yet, but it has been a rly great year, well of course there were some upsets but well,generally it's totally awesome. and i rly hope my luck will be equally or even better for my A's haha.
was looking through the photos jus now,and i jus cant stress enough how fortunate i am to hav met these people in my life. frens from chung hwa, although i've not rly stayed in contact with most of u, well still thx for everything. and then thr r my brothers from cat high, 2 yrs spent with u all were rly fun, esp in 2006, probably the craziest year of my life haha, which group of ppl on earth would play so much before and during exams and still score the As haha.tat has got to be us.
and of course, all the ppl i've met in vj. 07S47 and ODAC, i've said numerous times that u guys rock and i rly rly love you guys.but still it's never enough, thank you so much for everything.
and of course my dear PA Crew, haha pa is a rly cool cca, trust me. to be behind the scenes and controlling everything is jus f*king shiok.although we did screw up a few times *cough* but heh, it's wat we've done and achieved tat matters the most isnt it.haha.
the malaysian scholars,yep yep it's been rly great knowing u ppl more this year, and our random outings/gatherings and meal sessions were rly fun. and thx for the ubin trip, it rly brings back a lot of memories and i finally get to see wild boars!!5 some more haha. and i also saw a snake and a kampung of monkeys, all the animals jus decided to show themselves up on tat day, i wonder why haha. that night at ubin was rly crazy haha and it rly reminded me of all the time i spent with my fellow odac mates. heh emo emo. haha.
yes and of course thr r other ppl tat i've not mentioned, creon callixto, RALPHIEL!, and all my other frens in vj, thank you for everything.

2008-09-17T20:21:00.002+08:00

read the news..
a girl,16 yrs old,top student,from jb was kidnapped,possibly sexually assaulted,killed and her body burnt..by 4 teenagers that she knew..
wat has happened to the ppl nowadays..

2008-09-16T23:05:00.002+08:00

well well have received quite a number of interesting emails and here is yet another one. haha although i dun rly believe in horoscopes but this is kind of interesting haha.

shall start off wif mine. haha well i like the 2nd last line LOL. scroll down for more.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

ARIES - The Aggressive

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight.
Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey.
Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Beauty

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare
Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forget the one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Kinda dumb at times. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in
long-term relationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward

PISCES - The Partner for Life

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

2008-09-16T21:07:00.000+08:00

This is hilarious hahahaha.

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak
doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat
sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa
dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik- baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji
kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,
kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu,
faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan dan selepas ini saya
Akan uji kamu semua simpulan bahasa!!!

Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu: Bukan!
Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Ratan lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar saya!

Cikgu : Kamu bodoh!

Murid : Kami pandai!

Cikgu : Cukup!! Cukup! !

Murid : Tak cukup!!Tak cukup! !

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : Gila lah kamu semua ni!!!!!!!!!!!
Murid : Siuman lo saya tu???????????

Cikgu : Senyap lah !!

Murid : Bising lo??

Cikgu : Jangan bising, bodoh, bodoh, bodoh!!

Murid : Boleh senyap, pandai, pandai, pandai??

Cikgu : Sudah, sekarang saya akan uji simpulan bahasa!!

Murid : Belum, selepas kamu belum uji peribahasa??

Cikgu : Ringan tulang!!

Murid : Berat gnalut??

Cikgu : Salah!!!

Murid : Betul???
Cikgu yang garang itu segara lari dari kelas itu.Murid-murid berasa lega dan
gembira kerana berjaya menjawab pertanyaan cikgu mereka

2008-09-16T20:55:00.000+08:00

被狗吠的人，不一定是賊；
留長鬍子，也不一定是藝術家。
但有了「偏」見，就會把「人」看「扁」了 ?

每星期五晚上，小吳都開車送太太到火車站搭車，去探生病的媽媽。
十分鐘後，小吳妹妹所乘的火車就到站。
他接她回家幫忙他們料理家務。
每逢星期日整個程序正好相反。
小吳妹妹的火車開出十分鐘後，他太太才到。
有一晚，他的妹妹剛走，小吳正等著接太太的車，一個站務員慢慢走過來。
他笑容詭異地說 :「先生，你真有辦法。難道你不怕有一天會被她們逮到嗎 ? 」

(((((((( 月暈效應))))))))

和別人相處時，我們都慣於戴上一副「先入為主」的眼睛，
將別人放進一個「框框」裡，
再用這個框框解釋此人的角色與行為他是好人、他是壞人，
他好像有外遇、她很愛佔小便宜 ........
我們甚至把想法投射到對方身上，
以致經常偏離事實真相。

也許你也聽過這則故事 ..
有兩個女人，坐在同一張桌子喝飲料。
其中一個，把雨傘靠在桌邊，
另一個在喝完飲料時，迷迷糊糊的，順手拿起雨傘就走。
雨傘的主人大聲叫說 :「喂 ! 妳拿了我的雨傘。」
前面那個女人一臉尷尬，紅著臉向對方道歉，
說是忘了自已沒帶傘，一時誤拿。
這件事，讓她想起需要買把雨傘，順便也買一把給孩子，於是她便去買了兩把。
回家的路上，她正巧又跟那位之前被她誤拿雨傘的女人坐在同一輛公車上。
那女人注視著那兩把雨傘，說 :「我看妳今天的成績還不錯嘛 ! 」

人們在判斷別人時常有一種傾向，
就是把人概分為「好的」或「不好的」兩部分。
當一個人留給人的印象是「好的」時，
人們就會把他的言行舉止用「好的」角度去解釋，
反之，如果一個人被歸於「不好的」的印象時，
那麼，一切「不好的」看法都會加在他的身上。
這種現象稱之為「月暈效應」。
意即當人們看到月亮的同時，
周邊的光環也會被注意到當一個人的「印象確立」之後，
人們就會自動「印象概推」（Halo Effect ）將第一印象的認知與對方的言行聯想在一起。

「成見」能有多荒謬？
有一名年輕猶太人和老猶太人坐在同一列火車上。
年輕猶太人問老猶太人說：「先生，請問現在幾點了？」
老猶太人卻默不作聲。
「對不起! 先生，請問現在幾點了？」
老猶太人還是不答
「先生很抱歉打擾您了！但是我真的想要知道現在是幾點鐘。你為什麼不回答我呢？」
老猶太人答道：
「孩子，下一站就是最後一站了。而我一點都不認識你這個陌生人。
如果我現在回答你，依照猶太人的傳統，我就必須邀請你到我家坐。
你長得很英俊，而我有一個很漂亮的女兒。
你們倆一定會愛上對方，然後你就會把我的女兒娶走。
你告訴我，我為什麼要一個連手錶都買不起的女婿呢？」

幾乎每一分鐘、每一件事，我們都依憑著過去所得的知識、經驗在作判斷。
比方，我們常聽說（或認為）：「生意人都很狡猾」、
「女人都是爛駕駛」、
「男人都很不衛生」、
「猶太人都很吝嗇」、
「美國人都很浪漫」 ....... 等等。
此後我們心中就會建立一套刻板的印象，
並用這個「成見」去解釋或評斷周遭的人事物。

一對男女若看到一個男人拿把花走在街上，
女的可能會想：「哦 !他真體貼、好浪漫。」
男的也許會認為，「天啊 !我看這傢伙完了」

有一則故事，大意是這樣的：
有一位先生初到美國不久，某個早上到公園散步，
看到一些白人坐在草坪上聊天、曬太陽，
他心想 : 「美國人生活真是悠閒，有錢又懂得享受生活。」
走了不久，又看到有幾個黑人也悠閒地坐在草坪的另一邊，
這位先生不禁想到，
「唉 !黑人失業的問題還真是嚴重，這些人大概都在領社會救濟金過生活。」

艾斯曾有這麼一段妙喻，
當你暗夜走在街上，看見某扇窗亮了一盞燈。
也許有人會說 :「這一定是母親為還沒有回家的子女在禱告」
也有人會說 :「老天，一定有人在偷情。」
哈茲立特有句話 :「偏見是無知的孩子。」
說得一點都不錯，
「人」「扁」為偏，
人一旦有了偏見，
就會把「人」看「扁」、看「偏」了。

大多數的人並不了解你，
你也不完全了解這些人，
既然如此，
我們就不該輕易地去論斷他人，
當然也不必在意別人的論斷。
因為，
每個人都可能扣錯第一顆釦子，
不是嗎？

思想的弓拉動時間的小提琴,
葦瓦地的春天 ,
明媚了我心底的角落 .

2008-08-19T00:04:00.003+08:00

Prelims
Nike Human Race
A levels
SDD
Standard Chartered
Overseas Trip? =D
Class outings? =D
ODAC outings? =D
family!

4As (<- big fat hope)
driving license
NUS engineering

and

you =D

2008-08-03T20:03:00.001+08:00

ok this is pretty funny haha enjoy!

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

2008-07-31T22:00:00.000+08:00

1 month.for a person who lives 70 years, 1 month is jus 1/840=0.00190 (3s.f.) of his entire life.
yet sometimes tat 0.00190 period of our life can hav such huge impact on our lives.
july, or rather from mid-june to 31st july has been a rly special 1 and a half month for me.it's like an emotional roller coaster ride, with more up and downs, 360 degree turns and stuff. termination of scholarship, ct2, receiving results of ct2, scholarship fair, careers talk, university talk,all subjects going into revision, realising how far back i am, every subject going into revisions, and thr were also investiture and farewell.
tmr will be the 1st day of august,and 24 days before prelims officially starts, the fear of the A levels in me is growing faster each day, dy/dx greater than tat of y=x^(infinity).
this is the nth time i'm blogging abt how stressed and frustrated i am abt myself and my results, i know.
bt i rly cant help it, arghhhhh
i nid motivation to study, a very high one, like how i was in primary school, when finishing all the homework of the day before school ends was the most shiok thing to do, even if tat means i'll hav to hide my exercise books and hands in the drawer to not be discovered during lessons.things were simple then, simple dreams, simple lifestyle.
still rmb tat when i was in primary school, the form teacher will ask every student their ambitions and hobbies. my hobbies were consistently reading story books, watching tv and riding bicycle throughout my 4 yrs in primary school, while i had a lot of different ambitions back then, from doctor to lawyer,teacher,detective,scientist,owner of a big company haha.
and thr'll be these period of time every year when i'll be rly excited abt seeing my name on the newspaper after i've won sth, be it maths comp or receiving the RM50 scholarship from the 潮州会馆. RM50 was such a huge amt for me then haha, when i was still spending less than RM1 per day. 1 plate of fried mee and 1 cup of barley only cost like 60 cents? and i'll use the remaining 40 cents to buy erasers or small toys to play. erasers were like our chips then, and our toys at the same time. we'll play this game which aim was to make ur eraser be on top of others' and the last eraser standing will be the winner and get all the erasers haha. so sometimes i'll go home with a bag full of erasers and sometimes without any.
everytime i see the cabinet filled with trophies in my house, i'll start to wonder wat has happened te. havent rly won anything much after i graduated from primary school. hey i was once the best in maths among students of my age in muar, although it took me 2 years to bring the girl from presbyterian primary school down from 1st place haha. and i can still rmb the smile on the principal's face when he so proudly announced the very first golden trophy my primary school has ever won, if i rmb correctly. and i met him in june when i went bak and he still recognizes me!
shall save this for the nxt time. 10.37pm now. complex 3 tutorial, gp 2005 compre to go. holy ****

2008-07-27T23:47:00.003+08:00

Investiture and farewell were .. i duno how to describe, my vocab sux. bt yes i'm rly impressed by the 25th's work. they really put in a lot a lot of effort. yes it was better than ours bt last year this time, we were exhausted because of reunion, so we r still good haha. ok now i think the 25ths rly hav the potential to be as good as us or maybe better! i duno, ultimately it still lies with them.
i duno how did i manage to hold back the tears last night, and i've rly been thinking a lot for the past few days. reminiscing the times we had since b2b 07. thank you odac. thank you so much, i'm rly grateful. odac rly has changed me a lot a lot, totally beyond wat i've expected.
thank you 24ths, each and everyone of u, for everything. rly. love you guys. and this will definitely not be the end, it's jus the beginning!
ok it's rly time to study now. i look at my files and the stuff tat i've to study rly make a great pile, higher than everest. i'll try.. bt i guess prelims is a gone case now. a levels. i'll get my As when it rly matters.

2008-07-23T23:41:00.000+08:00

其实，一直都很想把生活里发生的一些事用故事的方法写出来。
最近真的很多灵感，但课业上的压力真的让我想都不敢想...
而且我现在的华文程度也够破了，写出来应该真的是让人见笑吧...

2008-07-22T23:32:00.000+08:00

a continuation to ytd's post haha.

yet i've never regretted coming to vj. in fact i'm more than happy to be here and i rly believe i've made the right choice.
i guess i'm still lucky to be able to stay in vj after jae.
and i'm so glad i've met so many imba frens in vj, of course most of them would be from odac, s47 and pa.
and i think wat mr seet told me was rly right, thr r somethings money cant buy, although mine came wif a big big cost.
i think i've been thinking too much for my whole life, if only i spent those time on my studies.
LOL.

2008-07-21T22:43:00.002+08:00

went to the scholarship fair.felt totally out of place,extra,weird. duno wat was i doing thr. felt so inferior seeing those rafflesians and vj highflyers around :\
couldnt help but..rly wonder wat could have happened if i had chosen to work hard or even gone to rj. maybe i'll be eyeing those top us/uk universities now instead of being so lost and hopeless..
argh..think it's rly costly to lose my scholarship, it's nt jus money...it's gonna affect me when i apply for uni and stuff..i cant even afford to hope for any uni scholarship now..it rly hurts when i look at my grades..
i know it's too late and meaningless to think about all this now.but the fact tat i'm struggling with everything now rly bothers me a lot..i do believe i hav the abilities to do well.bt i can only blame myself for being so complacent. think it's rly too late. 3 months plus to a levels. i seriously dun think i'm gonna make it.
feel so damn lousy.screwed up.
damn...

2008-07-20T22:56:00.000+08:00

hopelessness..

2008-07-17T23:26:00.002+08:00

Hmm.nth much to blog abt recently.
met wif the jar jar binks brothers a few weeks ago for an imba buffet. super nice.
watched red cliff wif chua,lam and johnson. very nice.looking forward to part 2.
hav been studying bit by bit everyday, not efficient yet bt i'm trying. 5 weeks+ to prelims. hope i can still make it.
nth much to look forward to after school nowadays. kinda suck. life's becoming boring. argh!
i wan ptS..i nid to run. and i dun wan to run alone..
invest's nxt week.. hmm have been looking through all the photos for the past few weeks. time doesnt jus fly, it probably travels zillion times faster than light, unaffected by any external factor.

2008-07-13T00:06:00.006+08:00

2008-07-10T20:52:00.007+08:00

2008-07-03T23:20:00.002+08:00

has not blogged for so loooooooooooooooong.
so much has happened, jun holidays were full of ups and downs. birthday celebrations with odac and class, outings, UNR, captain's ball, my short four days stay in muar, scholarship..common test which was plain disaster. rarrr
123 days to A level. time to chiong edi. guess i have played more than enough. it's rly time to study yo. 4 As nxt yr pls..
i still hav no idea on which university to go yet..it'd be great if can go overseas,bt $ is a big big problem. bt i guess NUS and NTU are pretty good choices too. shall jus see wat happens man..
buffet dinner last night was awesome. we ate so much tat the restaurant mus've blacklisted us lol.
got bak maths paper, record low,damn. and mrs chan and mrs ma asked if i studied for CT2. thr goes my chem and physics. ESSSS? no U pls..

2008-06-22T17:55:00.001+08:00

ct2..it's jus tmr.yet i've only studied like half?
great. not like my results matter now anyway.
shucks.
haiz.

2008-06-20T21:40:00.001+08:00

got the call from moe..
it's confirmed, nt a scholar anymore.
damn

2008-06-20T00:08:00.000+08:00

just for laugh.

中国普通话VS马来西亚华语

中国人：今晚你有空吗？我没空！

马来西亚华人：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！

中国人：饼干受潮了…。

马来西亚华人：饼干'漏风'了…。

中国人：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？

马来西亚华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？

中国人：难道他不可以来吗？

马来西亚华人：你不给他来啊？

中国人：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。

马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人：我一向都是这样的

马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人：我的手机掉进沟渠了。

马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人：这样你不是很不值得吗？

马来西亚华人：这样你'马'很不 '歹'？

中国人：你真是聪明！

马来西亚华人：你真是pandai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)

中国人：你安静！

马来西亚华人：你diam diam la！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)

中国人：我要去银行取款。

马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人：为什么？

马来西亚华人：做么？

中国人：你很强~

马来西亚华人：你很够力~

中国人：明天也叫他一起去吧！

马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！

中国人：我很郁闷~~~

马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）

中国人：你再说我就打你！

马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）

中国人：你在说什么？

马来西亚华人：你在说som mok？

中国人：你不要令我丢脸~

马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~

中国人：真被你气到…。

马来西亚华人：被你炸到…。

中国人：你别乱来~

马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~

中国人：你很无聊

马来西亚华人：你很废

中国人：XX你

马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话）

中国人：迫切

马来西亚华人：bek chek

中国人：我们一起吃这碗面~

马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）

中国人：我们结婚吧！

马来西亚华人：我们结'分'吧！（'婚'字受粤语影响，所以音不标准）

中国人：今天的天气很热~

马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉
长，然后没有下文了）

中国人：哇!

马来西亚华人：wa lao weh!!!!

中国人：我受不了他！

马来西亚华人：我beh ta han他！

2008-06-13T14:26:00.001+08:00

home is still the best place on earth.
i wanna go bak..T.T

Cristiano Ronaldo All 42 Goals - Season 2007/2008

2008-06-03T22:09:00.001+08:00

Check this out.
best team in the world.
best player in the world.
joga bonito.

2008-05-30T21:48:00.003+08:00

had our last training today b4 the real thing.it wasnt tat good.we were pretty off today,duno why but our previous practices were much better argh wells hopefully this will be the only time we r playing so badly.
fell from the chair and now both my wrists r a bit screwed, cant really turn..=(
lunch at treats wif all the guys and some of the girls then we had a guys outing lol decided to watch drillbit taylor at kallang leisure park, then it started to rain when we reach the bus stop. stuck for a while then decided to fetch sufiyan and zhan liang over first.lol tat part was freaking funny though, the rain was super heavy and we were pretty soaked, thx to the wind.. then zhan liang decided to jus whack after a while and he was totally wet haha. then after we reached the shelter the rain jus suddenly became damn small.damn bastard haha, cheat our feeling.
drillbit taylor was ok..quite funny and the whole cinema hall only hav us+5 other random ppl.so we were all freezing inside..came home aft tat..
soccer on wednesday wif zhan liang, wyemin and his frens was fun! super long nv play liao, at the cage some more, haha and they managed to book the blue turf one, haha super shiok..2 hours of soccer.
lunch at kampong arang hawker centre haha damn nice,i rly miss tat place sia esp the dessert stall haha so much cheaper than outside lar..
wanted to play pool/lan at the lan shop at katong shopping centre, bt they shifted.in the end we went to some random lan shop and rot thr for 2 hrs+ haha super slack sia.
then went sch for captain's ball training..it was good.
the last 1.5 week of sch was super fun though, a lot of ups and downs, esp last tuesday when arkar fell down from the chair during captain's ball and broke his both wrists! walau super scary ar. was rly scared cos the swollen part was damn big argh.
bt he was rly damn brave, argh first time see ppl injured till like tat still can entertain ppl one,rly salute him ar.
and we visited him on wednesday b4 soccers final.with a lot of food and 2 balloons haha. and i missed van's tennis final! argh couldnt go to kallang in time..cabbed down to jalan besar to catch the 2nd half of soccer finals after tat..and sadly vj lost..argh think vj played quite well bt mj's keeper and defence was good..and their tactics were effective too..haiz..was super dissapointed though.
went to band concert aft tat and it was pretty good. bt was already super tired then..so was trying to stay awake at some point of time..lol
aft tat the guys went to ben's hse for champions league final!!!!!!!!!
woo we went bedok interchange and had supper first b4 taking bus to his hse, and ben's hse is super cooooool and big too. haha ben's parents r damn cool too.lol and we discovered a super ncie photo of him in his room haha. bathed,played and talked until 3 then went down to watch soccer haha super shiok.first half was exciting. but 2nd half was damn boring, extra time too..the pitch sucked and it was raining so it wasnt a good match..and man utd won on penalty!! haha super happy ar it was super dramatic though.
slept for 1 hour then ben's dad fetched us to school haha we were already floating then, super tired. and i totally knocked out during chem lecture so decided to pon maths lect to catch some sleep haha. it was a super power nap though, lasted me throughout the day.
friday was full day! haha the video was uber cool. and we stayed bak for captain's ball aft tat.
attended strings concert wif chua and chin hao.it was good.
saturday was busk in the sun! went to watch jt,sam and wayne's performance at paragon and they were good, wayne's singing is rly damn nice haha. and the beatboxers were super good.imba to the max.
then went to wheelock place to see chua's band wif jun lam and jiteng. it was good too. and i met ben thr! we stayed for a while after chua finished then walked ard orchard while waiting for hong hu. thr were so many things goin on at orchard on tat day and saw this mini floorball thing in front of taka, the players r freaking imba, apparently all r national players.
went to plaza sing for dinner aft tat at carl's junior. went to play LAN aft tat haha 1 hour of CS super addictive ar. then went to eat tau huay~
watched indiana jones wif s47 last thursday and it was super embarassing cos we went into the wrong hall! argh super malu. haha bt it was damn funny lar haha.
went to eat tauhuay aft tat and we were the only ppl upstairs for quite a while so we started cam-whoring..
o and i jus realised i watched 3 movies in less than 2 weeks..another one was speed racer wif chua at downtown east..it was much better than wat i thought,worth watching.
o and last sunday was zhan liang's birthday! haha we went to his hse at 12pm only to see him walking to the toilet half naked haha, slacked for a while in his hse then went for lunch at shokudo at raffles city, the food thr is real good. then we walked ard city hall for very long, and stoned for very long too cos din noe wat to do. in the end we went window shopping and zhan liang bought some clothes at giordano..
oh and last tuesday was pa investiture!yeah so we stepped down as seniors..hmm gotta say it has been a really fulfilling 1.5 year wif the 24ths, all the ups and downs,going through all the hard times and taking all the blames tgt,our crew is really great and i'm so glad to be part of it. all the moments we had in the pt,hall,or even doing outdoor sound r jus so memorable. 200+ hours of PA tgt is rly sth man haha. thx for everything!
and jts was at yuki yaki! haha super nice ar. ate a lot and it was rly fun.thank you juniors!

2008-05-15T23:21:00.003+08:00

argh!!!!!i typed 1 whole long post and my com got disconnected and it's gone!!!! freak!!!!!argh WAT THE ****!!!!!
sian..
fine..shall type a summarised one..
sunday: went to watch man utd vs wigan at ecp wif aravind johnson andrew andy. got the best table and the match was exciting!ronaldo put the ball in the goal calmly bt wigan got a few threatening moves after tat and it was scary.luckily man utd's defence was solid tat day.damn good.
and when giggs scored the 2nd goal, we really went crazy haha.all hail giggs!!wat a way to celebate his 758th match for man utd! a record tat was set by bobby charlton, and he was at the jjb stadium too!wat a historic moment, ryan giggs is really a legend. and wat a perfect demonstration of skills and calmness,cushioning the ball perfectly before calmly slotting it in.imba.
stayed for prize presentation and reached hostel at 12.30 lol we told the guard tat our bike broke down at bedok haha
monday:
rushed to parkway after sch, wanted to buy flower for wayne,then the only boutique i noe was under renovation,in the end went to mini toons to buy a toy flower out of desperation.rushed bak to hostel,bathed ate then went to esplanade.my first time in the concert hall and it's damn cool! the concert was great, though i dun rly noe how to appreciate choir music,but they are really damn zai.the chinese song was good though haha i like.
went to eat wif the 47 guys aft tat.walked ard before settled at cafe cartel.had cake at 50% off haha shiok.
went bak to hostel wif the m'sians and indons and the guard was stunned to see such a big grp of ppl lol bt in the end he let us go lar haha
tuesday: went to parkway aft sch to get presents and cake. lol it was kinda embarassing when jt,py and me were choosing underwear for xl -__________- walau bt damn funny lol
went bak to sch for pa election and it dragged till 7+
wednesday: celebrated darryl's bday in the morning in the room.then went for the finance career talk at pt. was trying very hard to stay awake, the pt was so dead,felt quite bad for the speaker..
then celebrated xl's bday in the canteen haha and smashed some whip cream on her face lol bt most of the cream dropped on her shirt and wayne kena quite a bit too lol. then stupid jt put the cream on my hair. damn smelly lar, and the smell lasted the whole day!
was released earlier and we went to kallang to support the tennis girls. bt it was postponed to friday due to the rain. so we went to kallang leisure park.bought shampoo to wash my hair..then walked ard and had laksa before rushing bak to the carpark to take the bus to jalan besar.
whoo i swear soccer girls' final was 1 of the craziest and highest match ever, damn shiok, spammed cheers,screamed like crazy and cursed at the f**king referee who totally sucked. and vj conceded a goal tat was so similar to last year's!!!i tot it was a good save bt the keeper dropped the ball somehow and some sa player jus happened to be thr to sweep the ball in..vj's keeper was brilliant throughout the match except for tat mistake..luckily it din cost us the title..
when vj scored the equaliser in the 2nd half.we really went crazy haha it was a nice header.
and we really though vj was goin to win when no.17 got a 1 on 1 chance at the very last minute of 2nd half!! everyone stood up and was super nervous..bt she missed the chance and we really jus sank into our seats..
the sa keeper was rly good though. small bt very smart.
then the match went into extra time.intense to the max. vj dominated the match bt jus lack tat bit of luck to put the ball in the net, kuan ren was a bit off i think, bt no 4,14,22 and the goalkeeper was brilliant. freaking good ar.
and when the referee signalled the end of extra time wif the score tied at 1-1, woah the whole stadium was stunned haha.
the first 9 goals all went in, vj keeper got all the directions correct but couldnt keep any out while the sa keeper got it all wrong. when the sa girl wif the mercurial vapour boots missed the 9th penalty, the yellow half of the stadium went totally crazy haha i wonder how much pressure did we create for no.17 who was taking the last penalty. woah bt she did it, a low strike to the bottom right corner and vj was champions! haha it was crazy,ppl screaming shouting jumping hugging each other it was so exciting! haha shiok.
kuan ren got the best player award and she totally deserves it, she's damn imba.
went to meet s47 aft the match and we walked to lavender mrt stn, met some odac ppl thr hee..took the mrt to city hall and we went to marina square.wayne suggested waruku for dinner and it was rly damn nice.the food was good especially the baked pasta which was rly ownage. and some of us started playing the tie-a-knot-with-a-cherry-stick thing,lol and xianglin did it lol.imba.
went to the roof top aft tat.din noe such place exist bt the view was damn nice. stoned a while then we sat down and played truth and truth. hmm it was quite..duno how to say..stunning?yeah..
then when we decided to leave, we realised tat the doors were locked! haha it was kinda funny actually. in the end we found a door to the hotel and managed to escape from thr haha. the lift actually brought us to some weird places.haha a mini adventure we had thr.quite fun ar.
and when we got out of the building, thr was a lambhogini parked in front of us.cool ttm.the high-end kind.it was rly woah.pretty.
today: lessons..lee boon ann sucks..then went for pa meeting.finally settled the excos.yeap discussed for pretty long..
stayed in odac room aft tat cos the weather was freaking hot and i din wan to walk bak in hot sun lol.
was sweating like free in the room. the weather rly sucks, argh the earth is dying..stayed until 6.30 then met mr seet downstairs and took his car back! haha lucky
went to play cards wif the m'sians jus now.oh no nv do tutorial again.argh bt i duno how to do!i'm so dead...
photo of the day!
sunrise at dzonri top! 4xxxm!!

2008-05-13T00:14:00.001+08:00

怎么办...

2008-05-10T14:59:00.005+08:00

have not updated since duno how many years ago. lol. so here it is.
guess i'll spend my whole day typing if i'm gonna type everything tat happened out. so i shall jus say those tat r more significant lol.
hmm let's see. took part in 800m for sports day. haha me and calvin hav decided to pull out at first bt joined bak after seeing only 6 ppl turning up for the event. 4 crossers 1 tracker and 1 hockey guy.LOL we were eyeing for the 7th and 8th position and of course we got wat we wanted HAHA nvm tat's 3 pts for aquila haha.XD at least now i can say hey i compete wif de cruz b4! although he finished the race like 42 seconds ahead of us, tat's like more than 200m HAHA imba shits. bt we were quite relak lar, din even warm up or do anything. not like the positions would hav changed but the timing could've been better.but nvm, haha 1st time in my 17 years and 4 months tat i'm taking part in sports day.
cant remember how i spent the weekend two weeks ago. guess it was jus slacking in the hostel..oh and kai li ivie alex and zhan liang finished 2nd in volar! damn imba. haha argh i really wish i have joined..bt there werent enough girls.haiz..it sounds so fun lar.
din go for steeplechase on monday cos no point goin haha got more than 8 faster runners than me, so i might as well dun run.calvin din go too cos his dad had some medical appointment,luckily he din nid to go for any operation.phew.
oh i watched man utd vs chelsea on 26th at ECP! wif the m'sians the food court was super crowded luckily we managed to get ourselves a table. bt man utd lost, thx to the stupid referee tat i mentioned 2 weeks ago. LOL. nvm man utd is goin to win the title anyway.
oh and pei ying's jap fren came to join our class for 3 days, from tuesday to friday, bt thursday was labour day. so yep 3 days. she is like damn tall,172 cm!haha din talk to her at all cos i only know like 1 or 2 jap word, so pei ying was the translator all the time. and we did learn a few other words like 'wa-ru-i' lol.
last week was pretty slack. wednesday sports day thursday labour day.
ran wif darryl after school on monday. first time in months,and i had to stop after 5k,was having stitch and my fitness really drop a lot =( sry darryl.
went bak to school and watched the match against MI, MI's no 10 is freaking good. and the match was pretty exciting, vj won 2-1 in the end i think.
tuesday. went to parkway to buy cake and stuff, wanted to buy present one, bt din noe wat to buy and couldnt find anyone to share..so din buy anything in the end. =(
sports day!!!it was super exciting cos we were taking part in inter-sports cca 4x100m relay. haha was super nervous, first time so excited for a sports event, i wasnt even tat high when man utd play barca lol. haha so we gathered and sat near the finishing line. and it was mad cheering and screaming. and the guys won!!!!!!!it was super exciting. haha ben managed to overtake the floorball guy at the finishing line.really super imba. great job sufiyan wyemin jason and ben!!!we really din expect to get first though the team certainly hav the potential. haha and we really screamed and celebrated like free. bt ben fell two times!! once for phoenix 4x100m and the other one after he finished the inter-cca.ouch.
oh and it was ivie's birthday! and syazana's on labour day and shi han's 2 days after tat. so we celebrated ivie's and syaz's on wednesday morning.
went to watch ironman wif class after sportsday.sadly we missed mass dance =( was in a mad rush for the movie. in the end we took cab. sufiyan and his classmates were thr too! it was a cool movie, the effects and stuff, especially the part when he wears the suit on, imba cool. haha pretty good. and i finally joined 07s47 for a class outing! yay! we went to eat tau huay after tat. and i broke curfew. haha
friday was fun!captain's ball in the afternoon. oh went to parkway wif class before tat cos tat was the last day haruka will be wif the class. so we went to swensen's to write the msges for her. left wif xianglin first for cca. played captain's ball for pt. fun. we are really doing pretty well i think. hee the girls too. improved damn a lot.keep it up ppl! and we will bring bak 2 trophies in june!
had napfa in the morning. was only satisfied at my 2.4 and chin ups. quite a pity couldnt run below 10 mins bt neh mind, personal best edi, hehe. bt the other items were pretty bad. argh dissapointed.
captain's ball ended early tat day due to dance concert lol. we were like at the bak of the queue so ended up at upper gallery. bt the concert was great. really damn good. and it was almost a perfect show for the crew. haha the lights were really good. bt it was done by a professional. lol.
the dance items were really great. and the teachers' dance was damn funny haha.
had to stay outside PT until 10.30 after tat cos they were doing a prank on shi han. haha so she really believed tat only a handful of ppl goin her hse for stayover lol.so the 1st grp went out and took 76 to her hse while they were supposed to be on their way home haha. and we were draggin time in the room. apparently they even pakat shi han's parents and brother haha damn imba.
so the 6 of us took shi han's dad's car. the ride was hmm..kena bullied by the girls, and alex soh.argh.
reached her hse then we were like planning how to get her to the tennis court whr the rest will be at lol. in the end jolene came out wif some the cat and the witch game HAHA and shi han actually believed it! haha so we went to the swimming pool, and we blindfolded her and brought her to the tennis court place.she was really surprised when we took off the towel and seeing everyone thr haha.it was a great success lol.got 'chased' bak by the guard cos got ppl complain. then denise had to leave..
some of them started cooking after getting bak while some of us started to eat the food we brought. haha i was a free rider tat day. and we were really high lol doing stupid stuff.the mah jiong gang went to play mahjiong in shi han's room after tat while the rest watched pokemon the movie brought by zhan liang haha. i survived until halfway through disc 2 lol. and slept until 8+, woke up a few times cos my position was kinda weird haha.
stoned a while, we waited for the rest to wake up,wyemin and calvin left soon after.watched random shows like power ranger on the tv.then breakfast! walked to the foodcourt nearby. had kway chap. then we went bak to her hse.darryl left after paking breakfast.
went bak and played x-box wif the guys. while the girls went to shi han's room to talk.took 76 wif zhan liang kaili and jason. it was a super long ride. went bak to school to take a tent for mr seet. bathed then knocked out until dinner time.
went to watch soccer wif aravind and andy. man utd won 4-1. first half was good, all the goals were damn nice. bt 2nd half was quite boring..
sunday was spent in the hostel.i think i did nth..
had junior senior dinner on monday.and it was story-telling time by calvin.
wednesday..pon-ed econs symposium and went to watch soccer wif the odacers and chin hao and jt.vj won 3-0! haha good match, kuan ren is really damn zai, and the no.7 i think her name is pei qi or sth..
we were really damn high during the match..bt i think we really nid to control ourselves sometimes..not nice ar.
went bak and played captain's ball. it ended really late like 8+. so came bak and had instant noodles for dinner..
chem test on thursday..haiz. it was really bad..spent the afternoon in odac room doing crap stuff lol scribbe scribble.
friday. played floorball for pe. played damn badly argh. and i better start doing tutorials i'm super duper lost now damn jialat.freak.
went to watch van play tennis, lol she won in 19 mins.damn imba.wanted to go to watch vj vs mj bt it was at jurong.din go in the end and went for pt.
the weather is really freaking hot these few days. nt for today though, haha it's damn windy and pretty cold today.
so we played in the hall cos it was hotter than oven out thr. played for pretty long until we shifted to basketball court. played a while more then i came off and rest. bathed and went to CO concert after tat. the concert was good. and i sat at upper gallery again haha.i think it's the same row as dance concert ehs.
got sufiyan's ipod and i spent the whole night transferring sikkim photos into my com. and i spent like 3 hours looking at the photos. it really brought bak a lot of memories. how i miss the trip..and the file is like 10GB. more than 2000 photos i think. yep so i slept at 4am+ cos of photos like these:

HUT B! B FOR BEST!

tat's me and wan ping! hello climbing partner!hehe

k tat's all for today lol

Super Size Me - Fastfood Test

2008-05-06T21:34:00.001+08:00

Well think this will keep me away from MCs for some time..

2008-05-01T22:41:00.001+08:00

摘至健康杂志）

化學老師告訴我們說
如果想自殺
不要笨到吃安眠藥
吃普拿疼
一次吞個二十顆
保證連送急診室的機會都沒有
　
　
親愛的朋友:
你知道嗎
吃一個普拿疼會殘留在身體五年
　
先前有一個空姐，因為每次月經來就會疼痛不已，但又礙於工作必須經常性的站立，
只好每個月都吃普拿疼解經痛，沒想到才將近三十歲的年紀，就開始洗腎了。
　
當你看完這篇報導
千萬不要掉以輕心，又再亂服成藥！
最好還是去醫院看病或做婦科的檢查，要記住喔！
並且告訴你的朋友，我一個叔公在美國的大藥廠擔任資深研發博士，他從來都不吃普拿疼的～
　
因為真的很傷肝（但是肝是沒痛覺神經的）。
他說美國人頭痛都吃ASPIRIN ～因為它所含的水楊酸會使將血管擴張～使血液流暢 ...
經證實它還可以防腸癌。
ASPIRIN的唯一缺點是對有胃病的人有影響（因血管擴張，會使胃潰瘍加劇～ )
所以我每次看到普拿疼的廣告就很反感～
　
大家有看過最近普拿疼的廣告嗎？
有個爸爸感冒不吃藥，原因是因為吃藥有副作用，
但是媽媽說，普拿疼不含阿司匹林不傷胃。
雖然整個廣告沒說到普拿疼沒副作用，但是這個廣告還是有很大的問題，
　
會讓人家以為普拿疼沒副作用，普拿疼雖然不傷胃，但是卻傷「肝」（因含有乙醯、苯酚，故傷肝）。
小孩吃太多可能會引起「猛暴性肝炎」，而有肝炎的病人更是禁吃，
尤其是B 型肝炎剛感染的時候，有點像感冒，有些人就會吃普拿疼，
但是這是很不好的喔，會使你的GOP 、 GPT都昇高很多，
所以藥是不能亂吃的~~
　
市面上各大品牌的感冒藥及止痛藥都有副作用，某些品牌的副作用傷腎，有些品牌的傷肝。
大多數的止痛藥都會傷肝，西藥則幾乎都傷腎。
這是很嚴重的，我身邊的朋友，就有這種親身經歷。
一顆膠囊，七處灼傷...... 嚴重吧！
不是食道受傷後改用喝的，就會不痛哦！
那是連呼吸，吞口水，都非常痛的！
很多人因為感冒，所以在服用膠囊時都使用溫熱水，
但不知若膠囊無順利到達胃，那是會很嚴重的。
快快修正你的服藥觀念哦！
　
我朋友的醫生教她應要如此做　
膠囊可以第一個吃，用冷水吞服，
吞完最後一顆時，應要再多喝一些水，
在睡前３０分鐘就先服藥，服完忌立即躺下，比較安全哦！
　
轉述：
日前我服用消炎膠囊時，因飲水量不夠使膠囊附著在食道上，
而造成食道嚴重灼傷，六天以來只能靠冰鮮奶和開水度日，還要住院治療五天，
醫生更警告如再延誤就醫有可能惡化為食道穿孔，請大家不可忽視，
　
　
服用膠囊類藥物時：
1.千萬不可飲用溫水 / 熱水 / 果汁/ 含糖類飲料, 正確是飲用冷水; 冰開水 ...
2.如服用後感覺喉嚨內有異物 , 速飲用大量冰鮮奶或冰水.
3...服用時應站直或坐直 , 不要一服用完就馬上躺下
　
告訴你的朋友!

2008-05-01T22:28:00.000+08:00

AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY AND ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY.

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.

2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.

3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors.

4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.

5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.

6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastrointestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.

7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.

8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.

9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.

10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.

11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.

CANCER CELLS FEED ON:

a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful etc., are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in color. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.

b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastrointestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk cancer cells are being starved.

c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.

d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruit help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).

e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water - best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.

12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrefied and leads to more toxic buildup.

13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.

14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.

15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, resentment, and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.

16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.

CANCER UPDATE FROM JOHNS HOPKINS HOSPITAL, USA

1. No plastic containers in micro.

2. No water bottles in freezer.

3. No plastic wrap in microwave.

Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well.

Dioxin chemicals cause cancer, especially breast cancer. Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Don't freeze your plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic.

Recently, Dr. Edward Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at Castle Hospital, was on a TV program to explain this health hazard. He talked about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers.

This especially applies to foods that contain fat. He said that the combination of fat, high heat, and plastics releases dioxin into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body. Instead, he recommends using glass, such as Corning Ware, Pyrex or ceramic containers for heating food. You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the container and heated in something else.

Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. It's just safer to use tempered glass, Corning Ware, etc. He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem is one of the reasons.

Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Saran, is just as dangerous when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave. As the food is nuked, the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually melt out of the plastic wrap and drip into the food. Cover food with a paper towel instead.

This is an article that should be sent to anyone important in your life.

2008-04-26T22:15:00.001+08:00

FUCK ALAN WILEY. FUCK.
he is the referee of the match between chelsea and man utd by the way.
FUCK HIM.

2008-04-23T21:15:00.004+08:00

hmm jus realised the last time i posted sth abt my life was 2 weeks ago. haha cant exactly remember everything tat happened.
so i shall jus type out watever i remember lol.
lessons as usual. wif s47 =)
oh did a pretty cool physics prac which we got to play wif LED lights. and some of us tried to make heart shape haha it was quite nice. had one of the pictures as my phone wallpaper now.
musicfest. was doin spotlight for the very first rehearsal. then switched to stage from the 2nd rehearsal onwards. quite fun lar. but thr were so many things to settle. really quite a headache. even though we had 4 ppl on stage. still quite nt enuf haha.
argh cant believe tat actually marks the end of my pa life in vjc. from now on, no more duty, it jus feel so weird. the stage, control rooms dont belong to us anymore. it's actually cool to be doing PA. really. u dont get much chance to be at backstage and realising how a concert,performance,talk and everything is being run. it's totally different, and u learn how to deal wif diff situations, and weird demands. and of course how to deal wif screw ups and covering them. and the adrenalin rush jus before the start of every actual event, it's jus so great. everything jus falls in nicely. from the mess in the very 1st rehearsal to the smooth flow in the actual thing. ahh and the sense of achievement after every successful event. and of course, the debriefings at PT. i will definitely miss all these moments. thank you everyone in the 24th PA crew, it has been really fun and enriching working wif all of u. all the nonsense we had over the kens, all the jokes, and of course all our hard work. you guys rock. i would say everyone outside the crew dunno how we actually work. but i think i'm really fortunate to be able to work wif all of u. it's cool yo! although we tend to screw up quite frequently, haha.
and to the 25ths: haha though the probability of u guys reading this is like 0.000000000001%. enjoy ur days in PA! and enjoy every event and rehearsal. u cant get this kind of experience in any other cca. and do use the time u r stuck inside pt to bond lol. u guys will probably be seeing each other for more than 200 hours in a year. now i really wonder how we could crap non-stop for 200 hours. haha.
and i hav no more free concert to watch! so i hav to use my own $ to watch concert T.T i think i'm gonna spend a lot for the concerts in term 2. neh mind. i think they will worth the money.
musicfest was ok..a few screw ups here and there. but generally ok, although there were parts whr ppl thought we screw up but actually we didnt. lol nvm only we will understand. the results was shocking. especially for bands, dance and mv. it's rly like wat the hell. how can those ppl win. i can nv understand the judges. argh.
oh and now we r involved in some stupid channel 8 show. argh quite lame, bt nvm, we will jus endure till saturday, and hopefully we will lose! haha. wonder why the sch accept such thing bt neh mind, jus go and play.
soccer matches hav been great. watching them wif the odacers is really entertaining, haha. argh i wan to watch barca vs man utd. sian.
hav been missing pt for quite some time. i nid to run! i will really die on friday. confirm kena own like shit. argh die.
oh and outing wif the malaysians on sunday was cool! haha so it was initially the 4 of us, hong hu, ming yao, chua and me. so we went to bugis, had lunch and shopped for hong hu's phone. then we went to walk walk and somehow ended up at cathay. went to see the new urban male stuff, super ex sia, even aft discount and everything. so din buy anything, stoned for a while then went to plaza sing to buy stuff. walked ard then went carrefour to buy drinks. LOL. then low ji teng suddenly appeared out of nowhere, haha chua spotted him outside some shop upstairs somehow. lol super random.
then we went to carl's junior to eat. had beef chilli cheese fries. then moppeng suddenly walk past us!! super 巧 la! it's really fate man, haha but really happy to see them again. talked for damn long before finally leaving.
i feel like watching movies.
oh dad,mum and brother came to send grandparents off to china last week. it was like 5am in the morning haha went to the budget terminal wif them. had breakfast thr. then we went to east coast park cos it was still very early. talked for pretty long. i really miss them a lot haha. then went to woodlands to fetch cousin before goin to queensway to shop. it was like 10 then, and all the shops were closed, so we went to eat breakfast first. whee then shopped and mum bought a pair of adidas supernova cushion 7!haha i think it was $125. quite cheap cos got discount.
went to pulau ubin last saturday! went to weed the weeds. lol. we actually only worked for ard 45 mins. argh damn slack ar. then went to the 'why u so like tat' shop to rest and buy drink. hehe and the lady from NEA brought us to a quarry. pretty cool. whee i think i'll miss pulau ubin lol. let's go thr someday and play again!
oh finally had 1 mini class outing on last thursday, haha quite random one, and it was like only the 5 of us. and chin hao left soon after we reached pp. lol had porridge and dishes for lunch, then walked ard for a while. i wan class outing.lol. hav pangseh-ed s47 quite many times this year, argh sorry.
went to support the crossers today. and the results were really shocking. d-cruz ran 5th! tat's like wat the hell. i cant believe thr r runners faster than him. imba. and the prize presentation got cancelled cos it was pouring. argh the weather sucked, it was initially super hot then it suddenly jus rain like tat. kanasai. and all of us were wet. =( now my bag is still wet. wellz.
oh and we went wyemin's hse to play aft weeding and lunch at changi village tat day. boiz rooz outing again, bt expected lar, haha soccer outing ler. wanted to swim in the pool but the guard din allow. neh neh. so we went sauna. haha first time sit inside for so long sia. although it was only 15 mins, but the temperature was like 65 degree celcius. haha and we really perspired like crazy.
i think tat's all tat i can remember hah.bb

2008-04-16T23:02:00.001+08:00

溫馨小故事

一朵玫瑰花

有位紳士在花店門口停了車，他打算向花店訂一束花，請他們送去給遠在故鄉的母親。

紳士正要走進店門時，發現有個小女孩坐在路上哭，紳士走到小女孩面前問她說：「孩子，為什麼坐在這裡哭？」

「我想買一朵玫瑰花送給媽媽，可是我的錢不夠。」

孩子說。紳士聽了感到心疼。

「這樣啊……」於是紳士牽著小女孩的手走進花店，先訂了要送給母親的花束，然後給小女孩買了一朵玫瑰花。

走出花店時紳士向小女孩提議，要開車送她回家

「真的要送我回家嗎？」

「當然啊！」

「那你送我去媽媽那裡好了。可是叔叔，我媽媽住的地方，離這裡很遠。」

「早知道就不載妳了。」紳士開玩笑地說。

紳士照小女孩說的一直開了過去，沒想到走出市區大馬路之後，隨著蜿蜒山路前行，竟然來到了墓園。

小女孩把花放在一座新墳旁邊，她為了給一個月前剛過世的母親，獻上一朵玫瑰花，而走了一大段遠路。

紳士將小女孩送回家中，然後再度折返花店。他取消了要寄給母親的花束，而改買了一大束鮮花，直奔離這裡有五小時車程的母親家中，他要親自將花獻給媽媽。

一朵玫瑰花：

為逝者舉行盛大喪禮，

不如在他在世時善盡孝心。

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沒有上鎖的門

鄉下小村莊的偏僻小屋裡住著一對母女，母親深怕遭竊總是一到晚上便在門把上連鎖三道鎖；

女兒則厭惡了像風景畫般枯燥而一成不變的鄉村生活，她嚮往都市，想去看看自己透過收音機所想像的那個華麗世界。

某天清晨，女兒為了追求那虛幻的夢離開了母親身邊。

她趁母親睡覺時偷偷離家出走了。

「媽，妳就當作沒我這個女兒吧。」

可惜這世界不如她想像的美麗動人，她在不知不覺中，走向墮落之途，深陷無法自拔的泥淖中，這時她才領悟到自己的過錯。

「媽！」

經過十年後，已經長大成人的女兒拖著受傷的心與狼狽的身軀，回到了故鄉。

她回到家時已是深夜，微弱的燈光透過門縫滲透出來。

她輕輕敲了敲門，卻突然有種不祥的預感。

女兒扭開門把時嚇了一跳。

「好奇怪，母親之前從來不曾忘記把門鎖上的。」

母親瘦弱的身軀蜷曲在冰冷的地板，以令人心疼的模樣睡著了。

「媽……媽……」

聽到女兒的哭泣聲，母親睜開了眼睛，一語不發地摟住女兒疲憊的肩膀。在母親懷裡哭了很久之後，女兒突然好奇問道：「媽，今天妳怎麼沒有鎖門，有人闖進來怎麼辦？」

母親回答說：「不只是今天而已，我怕妳晚上突然回來進不了家門，所以十年來門從沒鎖過。」

母親十年如一日，等待著女兒回來，女兒房間裡的擺設一如當年。

這天晚上，母女回復到十年前的樣子，緊緊鎖上房門睡著了。

沒有上鎖的門：

家人的愛是希望的搖籃，

感謝家的溫暖給予不斷成長的動力。

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便當裡的頭髮

在那個貧困的年代裡，很多同學往往連帶個像樣的便當到學校上課的能力都沒有，我鄰座的同學就是如此。

他的飯菜永遠是黑黑的豆豉，我的便當卻經常裝著火腿和荷包蛋，兩者有著天壤之別。

而且這個同學，每次都會先從便當裡撿出頭髮之後，再若無其事地吃他的便當。

這個令人渾身不舒服的發現一直持續著。

「可見他媽媽有多邋遢，竟然每天飯裡都有頭髮。」

同學們私底下議論著。

為了顧及同學自尊，又不能表現出來，總覺得好骯髒，因此對這同學的印象，也開始大打折扣。

有一天學校放學之後，那同學叫住了我：「如果沒什麼事就去我家玩吧。」雖然心中不太願意，不過自從同班以來，他第一次開口邀請我到家裡玩，所以我不好意思拒絕他。

隨朋友來到了位於漢城最陡峭地形的某個貧民村。

「媽，我帶朋友來了。」

聽到同學興奮的聲音之後，房門打開了。

他年邁的母親出現在門口。

「我兒子的朋友來啦，讓我看看。」

但是走出房門的同學母親，只是用手摸著房門外的樑柱。

原來她是雙眼失明的盲人。

我感覺到一陣鼻酸，一句話都說不出來。

同學的便當菜雖然每天如常都是豆豉，卻是眼睛看不到的母親，小心翼翼幫他裝的便當，那不只是一頓午餐，更是母親滿滿的愛心，甚至連摻雜在裡面的頭髮，也一樣是母親的愛。

便當裡的頭髮：

先入為主的觀念往往影響人一生的格局，

多觀察、多探討會有更多意外的發現。

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種花的郵差

有個小村莊裡有位中年郵差，他從剛滿二十歲起便開始每天往返五十公里的路程，日復一日將憂歡悲喜的故事，送到居民的家中。

就這樣二十年一晃而過，人事物幾番變遷，唯獨從郵局到村莊的這條道路，從過去到現在，始終沒有一枝半葉，觸目所及，唯有飛揚的塵土罷了。

「這樣荒涼的路還要走多久?」

他一想到必須在這無花無樹充滿塵土的路上，踩著腳踏車度過他的人生時，心中總是有些遺憾。

有一天當他送完信，心事重重準備回去時，剛好經過了一家花店。

「對了，就是這個！」

他走進花店，買了一把野花的種籽，並且從第二天開始，帶著這些種籽撒在往來的路上。

就這樣，經過一天，兩天，一個月，兩個月……，他始終持續散播著野花種籽。

沒多久，那條已經來回走了二十年的荒涼道路，竟開起了許多紅、黃各色的小花；夏天開夏天的花，秋天開秋天的花，四季盛開，永不停歇。

種籽和花香對村莊裡的人來說，比郵差一輩子送達的任何一封郵件，更令他們開心。

在不是充滿塵土而是充滿花瓣的道路上吹著口哨，踩著腳踏車的郵差，不再是孤獨的郵差，也不再是愁苦的郵差了。

種花的郵差：

人生如白駒過隙，時光飛逝，

何妨留下善行，提供後人乘涼。

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第一百個客人

中午尖峰時間過去了，原本擁擠的小吃店，客人都已散去，老闆正要喘口氣翻閱報紙的時候，有人走了進來。那是一位老奶奶和一個小男孩。

「牛肉湯飯一碗要多少錢呢？」

奶奶坐下來拿出錢袋數了數錢，叫了一碗湯飯，熱氣騰騰的湯飯。

奶奶將碗推向孫子面前，小男孩吞了吞口水望著奶奶說：

「奶奶，您真的吃過中飯了嗎？」

「當然了。」

奶奶含著一塊蘿蔔泡菜慢慢咀嚼。

一晃眼功夫，小男孩就把一碗飯吃個精光。

老闆看到這幅景象，走到兩個人面前說：

「老太太，恭喜您，您今天運氣真好，是我們的第一百個客人，所以免費。」

之後過了一個多月的某一天，小男孩蹲在小吃店對面像在數著什麼東西，使得無意間望向窗外的老闆嚇了一大跳

原來小男孩每看到一個客人走進店裡，就把小石子放進他畫的圈圈裡，但是中餐時間都快過去了，小石子卻連五十個都不到。

心急如焚的老闆打電話給所有的老顧客：

「很忙嗎？沒什麼事，我要你來吃碗湯飯，今天我請客。」

像這樣打電話給很多人之後，客人開始一個接一個到來。

「八十一，八十二，八十三……」小男孩數得越來越快了。

終於當第九十九個小石子被放進圈圈的那一刻，小男孩匆忙拉著奶奶的手進了小吃店。

「奶奶，這一次換我請客了。」小男孩有些得意地說。

真正成為第一百個客人的奶奶，讓孫子招待了一碗熱騰騰的牛肉湯飯。而小男孩就像之前奶奶一樣，含了塊蘿蔔泡菜在口中咀嚼著。

「也送一碗給那男孩吧。」老闆娘不忍心地說。

「那小男孩現在正在學習不吃東西也會飽的道理哩！」老闆回答。

呼嚕……吃得津津有味的奶奶問小孫子：「要不要留一些給你？」

沒想到小男孩卻拍拍他的小肚子，對奶奶說：

「不用了，我很飽，奶奶您看……。」

第一百個客人：

一念善心助長一棵幼苗，

棵棵幼苗可以成林，人人有愛、社會有情。

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世上最美味的泡麵

他是個單親爸爸，獨自撫養一個七歲的小男孩。

每當孩子和朋友玩耍受傷回來，他對過世妻子留下的缺憾，便感受尤深，心底不免傳來陣陣悲涼的低鳴。

這是他留下孩子出差當天發生的事。

因為要趕火車，沒時間陪孩子吃早餐，他便匆匆離開了家門。

一路上擔心著孩子有沒有吃飯，會不會哭，心老是放不下。

即使抵達了出差地點，也不時打電話回家。

可孩子總是很懂事地要他不要擔心。

然而因為心裡牽掛不安，便草草處理完事情，踏上歸途。

回到家時孩子已經熟睡了，他這才鬆了一口氣。

旅途上的疲憊，讓他全身無力。

正準備就寢時，突然大吃一驚：棉被下面，竟然有一碗打翻了的泡麵！

「這孩子！」他在盛怒之下，朝熟睡中的兒子的屁股，一陣狠打。

「為什麼這麼不乖，惹爸爸生氣？你這樣調皮，把棉被弄髒要給誰洗？」

這是妻子過世之後，他第一次體罰孩子。

「我沒有……」

孩子抽抽咽咽地辯解著：

「我沒有調皮，這……這是給爸爸吃的晚餐。」

原來孩子為了配合爸爸回家的時間，特地泡了兩碗泡麵，一碗自己吃，另一碗給爸爸。

可是因為怕爸爸那碗麵涼掉，所以放進了棉被底下保溫。

爸爸聽了，不發一語地緊緊抱住孩子。

看著碗裡剩下那一半已經泡漲的泡麵，

啊，孩子，這是世上最最美味的泡麵啊！

世上最美味的泡麵：

孩子即使再年幼，

也有他們的尊嚴，

如果父母發現錯怪了孩子，

要勇敢向他們說：「對不起！」

2008-04-12T11:16:00.000+08:00

Received this from hui ting, and i think it's rly damn true and funny haha.enjoy

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!

2008-04-09T21:44:00.003+08:00

woo life's been great for the past 1.5 week haha.
1st April! haha so we brought camping bag, wore trekking boots(guys) to school and told ppl tat we were goin malaysia to climb mountain aft sch ends, and apparently some of them believed! haha.
assembly was damn funny wif all the lame pranks. pe dept selling fruits for anti-constipation day, new lightning risk siren, urine donation booth and lemonade booth haha funny and spastic to the max. coolest april's fool day i've ever had. haha and of course all the stupid stuff ard the sch, the spider web at the concourse, yellow tape marked out boundaries inside the toilets.
and most of us used our big ass bag as our sch bag for tat day! haha super funny. and they wore ponchos in maths lect! haha too bad i'm nt in their lect grp..
yep wednesday was tech run+ 1st rehearsal for international idol! it was a mess. chaotic and confusing to the max. yep so we had a long debrief for tat, followed by re-taping the wires in lt5.
joined the odacers for dinner~
thursday. went for a visit to micron semiconductor wif kang rong, zhou bing, yun long and nugraha. quite a cool place, super many machines, and such a big machine to produce tiny little chips. lol. and it was raining super heavily when we were abt to leave. while on our way thr it was freaking hot, the weather is rly damn kuailan nowadays, the earth is dying..
the rain continued until 6+ and i almost wanted to walk back already, before it started to rain again! super heavy sum more. so calvin and me were stuck in the room. it finally stopped at ard 7.15, and i went to join ming yao and chua for dinner at thaipan.
oh and i got my file bak!!! so it was at the chem lab, i duno how it ended up thr, i think somebody picked it up and left it behind haha.
had pt on friday, 3 rounds ard the sch, super slack haha cos scared rain, then played captain's ball. fun. and of course, dinner aft tat. nasi goreng ayam+ ice chendol = ultimate shiokness!
saturday!!!met up wif the cat high and ex-cat high malaysians at the cage!! whoo super shiok, soccer for 2 hours. rly enjoyed it. and dinner at the hawker centre. how i miss those good old days when we spent our afternoons and nights talking crap at the hawker centre while enjoying our food. lol.
got back my phone, and the camera problem still not solved. argh.
sunday was a super slack day. went parkway to buy stuff. then spent the rest of the day playing before rehearsal for our skit at night.
monday: had music fest tech run. was doing spot lights. and the vocal grps were gd. had international idol tech run aft tat. spent super long testing out everything.
came bak aft tat and joined them for the rehearsal.lol editted quite a bit and it was super funny. haha malaysians r rly full of ideas haha.
tuesday! met mrs lee in the morning regarding results. haiz.
had faces of the year photo shooting in the afternoon. then we had to answer some questions before tat. so me and xianglin stoned for very long to think of crappy answers, and i think our answers r rly nt bad lar. lol.pretty lame.
went for rehearsal aft tat. a lot of last minute changes. and it was still v chaotic. and it ended like 10 mins before the actual performance.
it went quite smoothly i think. the performances were rly nt bad. esp our skit! haha and the indonesian dance. rly worth watching, and the emcees were super lame. yep a great event i would say, free one somemore,and got free ice cream and dinner. and got mr chan and mr fong dancing on the stage! haha
the finale was good lar. vj rly got damn a lot of scholars. like can fill the whole pt stage.
yep actually this event is rly pretty good lar, at least it gave us chance to work together and to produce sth tgt, so i rly got to know the other malaysians much better. and credit to johnson for the imba script, it's rly damn good. and the rest of the malaysians for all the ideas haha it was rly a good skit. and sorry for being MIA or stoning most of the time during rehearsals, was having a lot of things in mind. so i was quite impatient sometimes.paiseh..
and today. ct session was super funny wif all the stuff by mr teo.
other than tat, lessons were ok lar. and today's econs tutorial was one of the more interesting one.and i slept in the pt during econs lecture again, haha too comfortable edi lar.
supposed to take batch photo in the afternoon but some of us werent thr so cancelled. stayed to watch softball match. vj owned totally. imba girls.
went to play captain's ball aft tat. shiok sia. and all those moves were damn cool haha. played wif the PIs too. it was fun.
saw the PIs playing and discussing stuff downstairs at the spot whr we used to occupy after our pts. it really reminded me of our j1 life..how i wish to experience everything again..lol
dinner at hawker centre whr 8 of us squeezed at 1 table, actually only the girls lar, the guys had pretty much space haha.
yep so tat's abt all tat happened in the past 1.5 week. and of course lessons wif my lovely classmates. hehe.

2008-03-30T11:46:00.002+08:00

have not blogged for pretty long. so some updates on my life.hehe
monday: the start of the soccer season!tat means soccer matches every monday and thursday yes ah i like. lol. trained for duathlon before watching soccer. and the girls were goin to watch sky of love. lol wanted to go actually but i was stinky and sticky and sweaty so decided not to. thr wasnt any guy goin oso so might jus as well let them enjoy their all girls outing. lol . rly felt like watching a movie though. and heard all of them cried.hehe.soccer match was ok..vj won innova 2:0 or sth cant rly rmb the score haha. but quite nice to watch lar.
oh and i got bak my econs and gp results on tat day, i was super super surprised to see my grade. i passed my econs! on the dot lar bt still i passed!! whoo and i got C for gp!!! tat was rly unbeliavable i rly dunno how i managed to get a C bt miracle does happen.lol.
tuesday: went to tj for duathlon briefing. cycled before tat. improved quite a bit. and i was happy of course. so went tj, met jiteng and he brought us to LT1. the lt was nice and big, and we were surprised to see so many ppl thr. so it turned out tat thr was a total of 72 teams in the men's open category alone. holy crap. super competitive sia. and thr were also some ppl from smu thr to publicise volar! sounds fun and i rly wanna go. walked ard the sch a bit aft tat. and we were walking slowly ard the field to try to spot sufiyan's friend haha. and jason climbed the wall and posed lol.
had dinner wif ji teng and ming wei and kar yong. super long time nv see them edi. it was good.
wednesday:
had some sex talk in the morning, quite interesting lar though it was more or less the same few things.
initiation! everything reminded me of wat happened last yr. and it's unbelievable tat 1 year has since passed. and it certainly brought back a lot of memories. loads. =D
but i was quite uncomfortable wif the election. it wasnt as serious and formal as it should be. partly our fault too, we din set the tone correctly.. last yr's was certainly more appropriate..but i think it went quite well lar..
and initiation aft tat! haha this yr's one is definitely hundred times worse than last yr's. it was rly gross lol, so thr were 4 stns. me and calvin were in charge of the 'mouth to mouth' stn where they hav to pass seaweed,bittergourd and rice, yes rice, using their mouth ONLY. haha and we made them eat everything at the end of the game. whoo our sushi totally own last yr's pasta i guess haha.
and arkar and faizah and rachel's stn was gross too. lol they were supposed to put their hand inside a pail of mixture to find sth. and look at wat we had inside the pail: chicken skin, hair, egg, flour, tapioca starch, tissue paper, worms, soy sauce, ketchup, chilli sauce, bbq sauce, sweet and sour sauce, mayonnaise... and the mixture was orange color. lol.
jia qian and wan ping's stn was copied from last yr's so they were supposed to roll on groundsheets covered wif all kind of powder, shampoo, mud, fruit skins and stuff. lol and they smelled exactly like us last yr. haha
the other stn was in the room. i dun rly noe wat they did to them bt shd be quite fun lar lol.
and the finale! the 1st person of each team were to use a straw to suck milo powder/cereal and water into his/her mouth and gargle, then they will pass watever inside to the next person using the straw, lol so it was warm liquid being passed from mouth to mouth haha and the last person had to drink it! lol. sad.
and then thr was sugarcane. they had to make 1 cup of sugarcane juice using their mouth. haha quite fun lar, rly reminded us of last yr's initiation.
cleaned up aft tat and some of us started stoning. hmm time flies huh.
played basketball after tat! whoo it was shiok. but i rly regret wat i did during the game..and sufiyan and josiah were rly shocked.sry man. >.<
diner at hawker centre aft tat. had wanton mee.then we left.
thursday. supposed to cycle but i forgot to bring shirt so din. stayed bak to watch soccer.and was watching videos in e room b4 tat to kill time. vj won dunman 6:0 and the game was totally 1 sided. vj could have scored like 20 but they were super wasteful. and they hit the post like 4,5 times.
met the welfare i/cs and briefed them abt their job.
friday: pe was floorball! haha it was fun. and we din go for maths lect to do GP.
nth to do aft sch so stayed bak to watch tabboo wif shi han and fanny. got quite bored and we left halfway through the finals. and i finally brought my typhoon umbrella and s47's card bak!slept very early to prepare for the race.
saturday: woke up early in the morning and i realised i woke up too early, so stoned on bed for quite long before movin got ECP. was rly nervous, it's my 1st race since adventure victoria. went thr and met the rest, sufiyan jason darryl ivie fanny and jiaqian. registered, collected bike,helmet. it started at 8am and darryl came in like ard 10th for the 1st leg. then it was my turn to cycle. my rented bike was owned by the racers' bikes totally. and i was rly slow. spent close to 40 mins to complete the route and summore i fell, and had to repair my bike for tat. sien. in the end we came in 20th bt jason and sufiyan got 3rd!! imba.
ivie and fanny got 7th while jiaqian and her fren got 15th. they could've gotten 1st if the bike was working properly. wasted. haiz.
bt it was a good race, thank you darryl for being my partner! and sorry for letting you down..
we finished our race at ard 9.10 and waited thr for the other categories to finish theirs. so we sat thr, talked, played and cheered for e rest. haha and also eating free watermelons haha. and kaili came to support us! so nice of her hehe and she brought dough nuts for us! haha it was rly nice.
got our goodie bag and it was quite good. i like the cap. stayed bak for prize presentation. then we went bak to sch to bath
calvin, arkar, josiah, faizah were in sch too. so we went for lunch aft bathing for damn long haha.
lunch was at BK and we left aft tat.
spent the rest of my afternoon reading magazine. and men's health is rly interesting.
had dinner along cos nobody else was in e hostel. lol then watched forrest gump. slept aft tat.
man utd won aston villa 4:0! haha imba freaks yay!

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2008-03-24T23:37:00.001+08:00

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2008-03-24T01:43:00.003+08:00

DAMN i lost my typhoon GI badge.damn. i've no idea how it dissapeared but i only saw the pin left on my bag when i was packing my bag jus now. damn. again.why?it makes me feel as if i'm losing everything. first, my file, my og photos, some of my cards and letters, then my scholarship and now this. damn. it sucks. jus when i thought it would be a good start for a new week aft all the good things tat happened today. grr.
DAMN

2008-03-21T23:10:00.002+08:00

My file is still missing...damn i dun rly care abt the notes and tutorials, bt my cougar photo and OG photos are inside!and thr r other impt stuff inside too.damn i jus cant rmb when was the time tat i last saw it..argh..

i freakin failed physics and chem. so it's ASS for me now,and my scholarship is more or less confirmed gone.i'm dissapointed, of course, i knew i might not make it but i certainly din expect to do so badly..i jus felt like killing myself when i received the papers.and thr is still econs and gp, which i'm pretty sure i'll fail them..
my classmates knew i was affected and i'm rly touched for wat they've done for me.i was totally surprised by that card and man, i almost cried. in the canteen some more. haha bt rly thank you guys, the msges are rly wonderful and i'm rly rly rly touched. love u guys forever XD i guess i looked stupid when i received tat card, i was totally stunned and i din noe how to react. haha u guys rly rock my socks off haha.
feeling fab was fun, kickboxing is pretty cool and quite tiring, my whole back ached the nxt morning when i got up from my bed. and this year's arts day was rly great. i rly enjoyed all the performances, the beat boxing, deejaying, and the performances by the bands. whoo they were really good.
evaluation and selection on tuesday was rly hmm a headache,some decisions were really painful to make and i'm still not sure whether we hav made the right decisions for certain cases...
wanted to watch a movie on wednesday but we were late and there wasnt any other suitable movie so in the end we ended up at carl's junior. stayed thr for v long, b4 the typhoon GIs decided to go and buy present haha. din noe wat to buy, so we did random shopping and in the end bought some random stuff lol.
thursday was boiz rooz day! becos none of the girls come, lol. so we had 1 super fun day at wyemin's place. whoo street soccer, damn shiok! then a little bit of basketball and tennis. and we swam! whoo haha damn funny, all the jokes tat we cracked. i've got water in my nose! lol!
went to the toilet and we played with the sauna thing for a while. haha quite cool, new experience. went to wyemin's hse and played a bit before moving for late lunch at tampines interchange. left after tat.
watched kung fu dunk and alvin and the chipmunks last night. kung fu dunk is pretty stupid, but alvin and the chipmunks was quite good, haha the chipmunks were really adorable.
watched prison break 2 for 1 whole afternoon. then me and chua went to meet mopz and jun lam to eat steamboat. haha unhealthy to the max. but it was great to meet them.
welcome party and revealing results tmr. i rly hope our decisions r correct..

2008-03-17T23:11:00.002+08:00

The past few weeks have been really crazy and hectic. nv hav i been so busy in my life before, but compared to some others holding more impt positions, i think i was still quite free alr lar. i'm nt complaining though. i dun mind spending all my time doing all the stuff.at least i know i din waste my time away meaninglessly.
march holiday wasnt a holiday for all odacers, crazy but fun,and extremely draining at the same time. OLC 2, DARE preparation, DARE, stayover in school, remember the titans, pizza at ECP, STEP UP 2 outing, they were so wonderful. i guess we'll nv get to experience this kind of thing again in the future. it's hard to believe that we have officially nothing left to do. it's jus so weird...time really FLIES, i cant believe it's already 1 year after OLC 07 and i certainly have changed a lot. i'm really grateful to be in odac, cant imagine how my life would be like in other ccas man.
DARE was a great success i guess. good job everyone. credit goes to the overall I/C DARRYL LIM YU CONG, whoo i can still rmb how the idea of this camp was sparked off last year. it was like a random discussion after our PT. and DARE actually stood for DARRYL's ADVENTURE RACE EXTREME! haha.
of course the adhoc, i wonder how much time did u guys spend on planning the stuff and made sure everything went smoothly. the different departments, logistics, admins, publicity, RACE ROUTE!!! and of course the ICs of each departments. salute to u guys. imba bunch of ppl.
whee not forgetting PA camp which was held after OLC 2, haha slack slack but fun lar. for the seniors. lol mah jiong in the classroom. we might be the first cca to do tat lol.
hmm before march holidays was CT, hardcore 1 week mugging for CT, preparationf or OLC 2 and DARE. in between there were a lot of other things that happened too, cant rly rmb all now. of course there were unpleasant experiences as well,i rly hope they wont happen again..
i guess i have put so much of time on odac stuff that i have very much neglected the other important groups of ppl in my life. my brothers, 07s47,pa crew, my family. sorry for being MIA most of the time and sometimes showing black face in front of any of u. i was rly touched when the s47 ppl offered to be volunteers for DARE, man you guys rock to the max! haha
and of course PA ppl for allowing me to skip so many duties. and i'm rly sorry for being so inactive in the planning of PA camp..
and my brothers, gosh i wonder when was the last time i met u guys, other than those in vj of course..haha jar jar binks outing soon yeah? i dun care.
now everything is over, term 2 has jus started. the 1st day wasnt a great day for me though. i lost my file, damn i hav so many impt stuffs inside. i cant afford to lose it..shucks. got bak some of the papers. failed physics, miserably.luckily i still got an A for maths. but thr is no way i'm gonna get my scholarship back. shucks.
and i spent my night doing nth except reading ppl's blogs and playing random games. confirm kena screw tmr for nt doin tutorials. but i aint got no tutorials wif me man! and my roommate is so scary tat i dun dare to borrow tutorials from him (yeah right!) valid reason hor?watever..

2008-03-12T16:03:00.000+08:00

切记要慢慢，请不要第一次就看完了全部！一定要慢慢的往下看！这样你才能真的体会到真的很很诡异的喔！
　　请第一次看到这个测试的朋友，首先静下心来，认真的，快速的用自己的心算来坐下面这个测试，看清楚要求，真实的说出当时的第一个脑子里面的答案，才能看出这个测试的最有效的结果！谢谢！
　　很诡异喔!!! 但要以最快速的时间心算所看到的数学程序，然后回答问题！开始啰！往下走，并答题吧！
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你挑的数字是"7"，对吧！
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继续作下一个实验！跟着下列叙述并且快速回答问题！算算看啰！
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你想的是大白菜，对吧！如果不是，你是占2%可以在正常情形下还可以有余力思考别的事的少数人口，98%的人会回答大白菜。诡异哦！听说这个测验是从爱丽丝梦游仙境中兔子国翻译的……
　　
　　再来做一个测试> > > > >你是否正常﹖

> > > > >請跟著以下的指示，盡快地回答以下的問題，但要先完成一个問題才回答下一個。你不需要寫下答案，只要心算便可。
　　
15+6是多少？
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快！！！心想一種工具和一種顏色！
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你剛剛想的是否是红色的锤子？
　　> > > >>如果答案不是的話，你就是2%的與別人不同的人∕不正常人，通常98%的人做會回答紅色的鎚子怎么样!准确吧!

　　继续作下一个实验！
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苹果和鼻子和鸡

quite accurate lar lol

2008-03-11T09:32:00.000+08:00

now something that i jus read online. haha i think it's really hilarious. enjoy!
by the way, it's jus for entertainment. lol

Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah Sayang Sayang eh,
He lihat Pak Lah tidur
Rasa sayang sayang eh,

Budak mongolia di luar pagar,
Ambil C4 tolong bombkan,
Saya budak baru nak mengajar,
Kalau salah you duduk diam - diam.

Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Zam bodoh rasa sayang sayang eh

Zainuddin kita nak marah al - jazeera,
tapi sendiri tak berpengetahuan,
Mungkinkah belajar dari Mara,
Kerana jawapannya macam ketam.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang Eh
Eh lihat parliment rasa sayang sayang eh

Parliment kita macam zoo negara,
Penuh dengan banyak binatang,
Ada beruk, monyet dan kera,
Kalau pergi sana bawalah kacang,

Rasuah Sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat rempit jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Khari kata rempit sangat terer,
Mereka ialah mat cemerlang,
Otaknya sekarang entah mana,
Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang.

Rasuah sayang eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat bola kita jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Dulu kita main bola peringkat antarabangsa,
Sekarang main macam ketam,
Kalah 5 - 1 kepada Cina,
Semalam pula kalah kepada Vietnam .

Rasuah Sayang Eh
Rasuah Sayang Sayang Eh
Eh lihat Indonesia jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Rasa sayang milik Indonesia
Malaysia kata mereka punya
Otak engkau lagu ini milik kita
Kita punya Rasuah sayang sebenarnya

Rasuah sayang eh
rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat polis jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Bila nak tiba hari raya
Polis kita merata rata
Muka mereka semacam saja
Bagi IC dan ringgit Malaysia

Rasuah sayang eh
rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Pak Lah tidur rasa sayang sayang eh

Air di Johor melimpah limpah
Pak lah beli rumah di Australia
Bila Mahathir kita marah
Dia kata rumah itu orang lain pula.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh Malaysia hancur rasa sayang sayang eh

2008-03-11T09:05:00.002+08:00

So many things have happened after OLC 1, yea shall update them later. woo i'm finally have some free time! but feeling so empty now. thr's only 1 more major ODAC activity left...how time flies...
haha jus some stories to share.

和尚与屠夫】
从前有一个和尚跟一个屠夫是好朋友。和尚天天早上要起来念经，而屠夫天天要起来杀猪。为了不耽误他们早上的工作，是他们约定早上互相叫对方起床。
多年以后，和尚与屠夫相继去世了。屠夫去上天堂了，而和尚却下地狱了。
Why?
因为屠夫天天作善事，叫和尚起来念经，相反地，和尚天天叫屠夫起来杀生……

小哲理：
你做的东西是不是都是你认为对的，却不一定是对的。

【一道终身受用的测试题】
你开着一辆车。
在一个暴风雨的晚上。
你经过一个车站。
有三个人正在焦急的等公共汽车。 
一个是快要临死的老人，他需要马上去医院。
一个是医生，他曾救过你的命，你做梦都想报答他。
还有一个女人/男人，她/他是你做梦都想嫁/娶的人，也许错过就没有了。
但你的车只能在坐下一个人，你会如何选择？
我不知道这是不是一个对你性格的测试, 因为每一个回答都有他自己的原因。
老人快要死了，你首先应该先救他。
你也想让那个医生上车，因为他救过你，这是个好机会报答他。
还有就是你的梦中情人。错过了这个机会。你可能永远不能遇到一个让
你这么心动的人了。


在200个应征者中，只有一个人被雇佣了，他并没有解释他的理由，他只是说了以下的话：

“给医生车钥匙，让他带着老人去医院，而我则留下来陪我的梦中情人一起等公车!'
每个人我认识的人都认为以上的回答是最好的，但没有一个人（包括我在内）一开始都没想到。

小哲理：
是否是因为我们从未想过要放弃我们手中已经拥有的优势（车钥匙）? 有时，如果我们能放弃一些我们的固执，狭隘，和一些优势的话，我们可能会得到更多。

【皮鞋的来历】

很久很久以前，人类都还赤着双脚走路。

有一位国王到某个偏远的乡间旅行，因为路面崎岖不平，有很多碎石头，刺得他的脚又痛又麻。回到王宫后，他下了一道命令，要将国内的所有道路都铺上一层牛皮。他认为这样做，不只是为自己，还可造福他的人民，让大家走路时不再受刺痛之苦。

但即使杀尽国内所有的牛，也筹措不到足够的皮革，而所花费的金钱、动用的人力，更不知凡几。虽然根本做不到，甚至还相当愚蠢，但因为是国王的命令，大家也只能摇头叹息。

一位聪明的仆人大胆向国王提出建言：「国王啊！为什么您要劳师动众，牺牲那么多头牛，花费那么多金钱呢？您何不只用两小片牛皮包住您的脚呢？」国王听了很惊讶，但也当下领悟，于是立刻收回成命，改采这个建议。据说，这就是「皮鞋」的由来。

小哲理：
想改变世界，很难；要改变自己，则较为容易。
与其改变全世界，不如先改变自己--「将自己的双脚包起来」。
改变自己的某些观念和作法，以抵御外来的侵袭。
当自己改变后，眼中的世界自然也就跟着改变了。
如果你希望看到世界改变，那么第一个必须改变的就是自己。

「心若改变，态度就会改变；态度改变，习惯就改变；习惯改变，人生就会改变。」

2008-02-20T22:15:00.002+08:00

OLC was haha i dunno how to describe, it's weird to pull a long face and be 'fierce', i've gt no experience doin tat b4..so i hope it wasnt too bad, and thank you fellow GIs for being thr if nt i wont know how to react in a lot of situations. whoo, i think the DIs, land chiefs, QMs and GIs were pretty good, although thr were mistakes here and thr, bt i dun think the trainees will really realise, haha so shd be fine. and we really tekaned them a lot. let's jus hope OLC2 will be better!and it's more or less confirmed we r goin kota tinggi, yes ar.
bt apparently a lot of trainees are not able to attend OLC 2 or even stay in vj, which is rly a bad bad thing, damn it. i duno wat's wrong wif JAE tis year, most of the 8 pters din manage to stay, damn. i dun wan so many ppl to leave, especially roy, my brother, my OG ppl, and those potential ODACers. it seriously sucks, now i only hav like 1 junior left in vhall, and i doubt if i will see him much since he is running for SC and i think he is very likely to get in. argh let's jus hope miracle happens and roy will be back in vj. argh sien.
have been sleeping early and wake up early to do tutorials these few days, but it aint productive at all, i rly nid to study for CT, bt it's seriously too late. goodbye to my scholarship. damn

2008-02-14T21:58:00.002+08:00

So today is the V day! haha this year's was really different man haha thr was like hmm different atmosphere, like totally can feel the 'love is in the air' when i stepped in to school lol. and everyone is like holding on to their vday gifts and flowers, and everyone looks so happy and excited lol.
Received a lot a lot of gifts from frens, haha super happy, thank you everyone for the delicious chocolates, brownies, muffins, sweets, cookies, lollipops, biscuits, snacks, drinks! haha and of course the beautiful cards, toys, gifts, photos and plastic flowers, hearts! haha this is the first time tat i receive so many vday gifts, and can rly see/taste the effort put in by them, haha the cards are so nice, and the muffins and cookies are so beautiful! vj girls can cook! lol and apparently a lot of ppl slept very little or nv sleep at all to prepare the gifts...
it was rly fun greeting each other 'happy v day!' haha, and yes, everyone was like so happy and overwhelmed with love, lol. but i was totally a free rider today, i nv prepare any thing for anyone.. feel so baddddddd >.<
bt anyway thx again to all my frens from ODAC, 07S47, PA CREW, RALPHIEL, RIGHTEOUS, CALLIXTO, CAT HIGH and VJC, thx for making it such a wonderful day! haha
was supposed to help out ct council for the performances and friendship dance thing, but i ended up standing thr most of the time cos yue yang and jian xiang did 99% of the job, oops but the performances were great! watched guitar's, missed strings' and friendship dance comp.
went to watch movie with the 5+1 bachelors group at the cathay, haha jumper is quite a nice movie for all the effects and stuff, but there are a lot of loopholes in the plot, and it ended very abruptly, kuku. bt still, quite worth the 6 dollars lar..
pei ying and kang rong left aft movie and jt joined us for dinner.
so 5 of us ate at the food court, the only food place that wasnt crowded and no queue haha sat thr and talked for super long, yep today is rly a GREAT day! haha
cross country tmr! rly hope can get good timing..

2008-02-08T09:56:00.000+08:00

whoo chinese new year!haha all my uncles came back this year and foo yoh, imagine 6 babies running around, haha. not including the other primary school kids, lol so i have been playing with these kids for the past 2 days.
reunion dinner was good.
went to tau shean's hse ytd and met abt half the class thr, lol but it was kinda weird at first, i have not seen some of them for like 3 years? yeah.. watever it is, i hope hse visiting on saturday will turn out fine.
now something that happened before new year, lol olc briefing, kinda cool to be an instructor lol. but felt very weird to giv the face to the trainees haha, wonder if i can maintain during OLC. i think typhoon is pretty good this yr. haha nice.
couldnt go for dinner after tat cos nid to come bak to m'sia, >.< but i heard new year expedition is on sunday! so hopefully i can join them halfway, haha yes ar!
o and 5th was chin hao's birthday! haha couldnt go for the celebration after school >.<
anyways, happy birthday chin hao!hope u like the presents lol.

2008-01-31T22:28:00.000+08:00

J2 life kinda suck, i wan to be j1 again lol
hav not been training for quite long, shit i feel so damn guilty.
odac still rock, whee, sea ex was fun although i vomited, lol bt it was rly super happening, quite an experience huh.
went for olc recee at ubin, cycling is fun.
olc coming soon, haha tekan tekan tekan
cougar jts was fun and good, secret recipe sia, haha and we stj-ed 1 giant earthquake. lol.
putting up chinese new year decor was so stupid, the chinese dept rly CMI, piang eh.
but actually it was quite fun lar XD
moe meeting was so...demoralising. i duno how am i goin to do well for CT. and we had to sign some commitment letter, and promised tat we will work hard to achieve the required standard. argh watever lar, i shall jus pray tat i can get merit award..

i wan to watch 'away from her'!

2008-01-22T22:02:00.000+08:00

It's a mess.

sien

2008-01-21T22:14:00.000+08:00

Last week was pretty fun,hmph
thursday:cant rly rmb wat happened,skip
friday: hardcore pt before OG BBQ, intervals again, 8 x 1.2k, super crazy and my knee gave way so i couldnt run fast, so the timing was like 6.5 mins per round, damn lousy..
went for OG bbq after tat, haha righteous only got like 6 freshmen? and abt 2 left halfway.. OG BBQ was fun nevertheless, crapping with the OGLs haha, ralph ogls damn imba, and it was rly stupid guarding my 'house', and audrey's 'house' was rly super messy, haha nice.
BBQ, eat a little, talked crap.. then i went to join my OG at the beach, played truth or truth haha the questions were hmm no comments haha
and OG stayover was canceled becos thr wasnt any girls, so it will be rly awkward for a bunch of guys to stay over at sarah's place aiks, nvm. lol
saturday: slept until like 1pm, haha then went to parkway for lunch, came bak, stoned, supposed to go bowling but lazy so ended up watching movie, then left at abt 6, met a few others at the dining hall then we took bus to parkway and took the underpass to the pit. PIT 8!! damn far sia. haha
spent very long trying to start the fire cos the starter and coal rly sucked. but we got damn a lot of food. like duno how many thousand chicken wings, and hotdogs, fishballs.. bbq and eat non-stop. haha
dunking was fun, the real dunking man, do it the cat high malaysians way, whoo hoo the coolest dunking method, over head one lol damn imba, and of course the second waves and third waves haha ultimate
celebrated hong hu and ji teng's birthday, the mango cake was rly nice, then those who were not staying over left. a few of us cycled to the food village to watch soccer but they werent screening man utd, damn sien watching the stupid arsenal game. grrrr
cycled back and they still haven finished the food, so we continued bbqing until abt 3.30 haha, 9 hours of bbq, imba huh. and we din manage to finish the chicken wings in the end, lol i wonder how many they bought sia, 30 guys oso cannot finish.
played, talked, and i slept on the stone bench while some slept on the road, yes in the middle of the road some more haha we bigshot ar
woke up at 7 plus, and it was damn cold, went to macs, stoned, ate a burger. then we left.
reached hostel at abt 9, washed clothes, slept at 10+am haha supposed to wake up at 11.30 for the adventure race recce, then i overslept!!! i woke up at like 1pm, which was supposed to be the meeting time lol. panicked, called darryl, then took cab to thr, had to walk pretty far to look for them, lucky they havent started cycling yet, did some stuff thr and went to rent bikes after that. damn ex lar, $2.5 per hour >.<
cycled to tampines and we did the REAL mountain biking trail, FREAKING FUN SIA, it was imba haha, super muddy lar, quite challenging, and we got ourselves soaked in mud like totally, and we were in horribly dirty state when we came out, haha but it was rly cool whoo!
cycled back and returned the bikes, and to see the shopkeepers' expression was quite hmm enjoyable! haha
had dinner at macs, sat outside and discussed for quite long. left at ard 8pm and took bus back.
was rly damn tired, so slept w/o doing any tutorial.
monday: woke up late, and had to chiong in the bathroom lol.
was super tired in sch, kept dozing off, and i jus slept half the econs lecture away, while spending the other half replying my mortal. lol
GP was so draggy, 3 periods, zzzz
din do PT in the end cos my knee was rly painful >.<
stoned in the room, dinnoe wat to do for very long until i went downstairs and met shi han. so i moved down and studied in the canteen with her, not bad lar, completed half of the benzene tutorial, and a few other odacers joined us oso.
went to parkway for dinner with shihan, denise and darryl. and wee ann joined us halfway, heehee left at ard 9+..

somehow i hope i know wat's happening, but i hope they nv happened at all, haiz.. well jus hope tat everything will be fine. we will pull through. we always do.

2008-01-20T23:36:00.000+08:00

And today this is what happened in Malaysia racism.

These lists cover a period of about 49 years since Independence Day in Malaysia (1957):

( 1) Out of all the 5 major banks in Malaysia, only one bank is own by multi-racial, the rest are controlled by Malays.

(2) 99% of Petronas (the only one petroleum company) directors are Malays, and the former Prime Minister work as Consultant in Petronas.

(3) 3% of Petronas employees are Chinese.

(4) 99% of 2000 Petronas gasoline stations are owned by Malays.

(5) 100% all contractors working under Petronas projects must be 'bumi's status' (Malay).

(6) 0% of non-Malays staffs are legally required in Malay's companies. But there must be 30% Malays staffs in Chinese companies and shareholder. Which this mean non-Malays own company needs to give their property to Malays. And non-Malays citizen can't really own their business.

(7) 5% of all new intake for government police, nurses, army, is non-Malays.

(8) 2% is the present Chinese staff in Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF), drop from 40% in 1960.

(9) 2% is the percentage of non-Malays government servants in Putrajaya ( Malaysia main government office). But Malays make up 98%.

(10) 7% is the percentage of Chinese government servants in the whole government (in 2004), drop from 30% in 1960. Only 2 position for non-Malays in political status.

(11) 95% of government contracts are given to Malays; even it is an open tender. Non-Malays contractors tender the lower price and use better materials can't get the contract that government given.

(12) 100% all business licenses are controlled by Malay government e.g. Taxi permits, Approved permits, etc. and all the license are given to government officer families.

(13) 80% of the Chinese rice millers in Kedah (north of peninsular Malaysia had to be sold to Malay and controlled by Bernas (Government Org.) since 1980s. Otherwise, life is make difficult for Chinese rice millers.

(14) 100 big companies set up, owned and managed by Chinese Malaysians were taken over by government, and later managed by Malays since 1970's e.g. UTC, UMBC, MISC, etc. This company now is the sole company.

(15) At least 10 Chinese owned bus companies (throughout Malaysia,throughout 40 years) had to be sold to MARA or other Malay transport companies due to rejection by Malay authority to Chinese application for bus routes and rejection for their application for new buses.

(16) 2 Chinese taxi drivers were barred from driving in Johor (South of Peninsular Malaysia ) Larkin bus station. There are about 30 taxi drivers and 3 are Chinese in October 2004. Spoiling taxi club properties was the reason given.

(17) 0 non-Malays are allowed to get shop lots in the new Muar (city in south peninsular Malaysia ) bus station (November 2004).

(18) 8000 billions ringgit is the total amount the government channeled to Malays pockets through ASB, ASN, MARA, privatization of government agencies like Tabung Haji etc, through NEP over 34 years periods.

(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down since 1968 â¤' 2000

(20) 144 Tamil primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000

(21) 2637 Malay primary schools built since 1968 - 2000

(22) 2.5% is government budget for Chinese primary schools. Tamil schools got only 1%, Malay schools got 96.5%

(23) While a Chinese parent with RM1000 salary (monthly) cannot get school-text-book-loan, and a Malay parent with RM2000 salary is eligible.

(24) 10 all public universities vice chancellors are Malays. And politics in universities are held by Malays. If non-Malays want to form a politics parties, there is no way to get approved.

(25) 5% - the government universities lecturers of non-Malay origins had been reduced from about 70% in 1965 to only 5% in 2004 with the reason Malaysia Education Ministry give full support for Malays only.

(26) Only 5% is given to non-Malays for government scholarships over 40 years.

(27) 0 Chinese or Indians were sent to Japan and Korea under 'Look East Policy'.

(28) 128 STPM (High Study / A Level) Chinese top students could not get into the course that they aspired i.e. Medicine and doctors (in 2004). Malays with not qualify result can get into the course.

(29) 10% place for non-bumi students for MARA science schools beginning from year 2003, but only 7% are filled. Before that it was 100% Malays.

(30) 50 cases whereby Chinese and Indian Malaysians, are beaten up in the National Service program since 2003.

(31) 25% is Malaysian Chinese population in 2004, drop from 45% since 1957 because government are not support non-Malays like government support Malays.

(32) 7% is the present Malaysian Indians population (2004), a drop from 12% since 1957.

(33) 2 millions Chinese Malaysians had emigrated to overseas since 40 years ago due to unfair politics.

(34) 0.5 million Indians Malaysians had emigrated to overseas.

(35) 3 millions Indonesians had migrated into Malaysia and became malaysian citizens with bumi's status.

(36) 600000 are the Chinese and Indians Malaysians with 'red I/C' (a temporary identity card) and were rejected repeatedly when applying for citizenship for 40 years. Perhaps 60% of them had already passed away due to old age. This shows racism of how easily Indonesians got their citizenships compare with the Chinese and Indians

(37) 5% - 15% discount for a Malay to buy a house, regardless whether the Malay is rich or poor

(38) 2% is what Chinese new villages get compare with 98% of what Malays villages got for rural development budget..

(39) 50 road names (at least) had been change from Chinese names to other names.

(40) 1 Dewan Gan Boon Leong (in Malacca) was altered to other name ( e.g.Dewan Serbaguna or sort) when it was being officially used for a few days. Government tries to shun Chinese names. This racism happened in around year 2000 or sort.

(41) 0 temples/churches were built for each housing estate. But every housing estate MUST got at least one mosque/surau built.

(42) 3000 mosques/surau were built in all housing estates throughout Malaysia since 1970 with full government support. No temples, no churches are built in housing estates that supported by government.

(43) 1 Catholic Church in Shah Alam took 20 years to apply to be constructed. But told by Malay authority that it must look like a factory and can't look like a church. Still not yet approved since 2004.

(44) 1 publishing of Bible in Iban language banned (in 2002)

(45) 0 of the government TV stations (RTM1, RTM2, and TV3) have directors of non-Malays origin.

(46) 30 government produced TV dramas and films always showed that the bad guys had Chinese face, and the good guys had Malay face. You can check it out since 1970s. Recent years, this tendency becomes less.

(47) 10 times, at least, Malays (especially Umno) had threatened to massacre the Chinese Malaysians using May 13 since 1969.

(48) 20 constituencies won by DAP would not get funds from the government to develop. Or these Chinese majority constituencies would be the last to be developed

(49) 100 constituencies (parliaments and states) had been racist re-delineated so Chinese voters were diluted that Chinese candidates, particularly DAP candidates lost in election since 1970s

(50) Only 3 out of 12 human rights items are ratified by Malaysia government since 1960

(51) 0 elimination of, all forms of racial discrimination (UN Human Rights)is not ratified by Malaysia government since 1960s

(52) 20 reported cases whereby Malay ambulance attendance treated Chinese patients inhumanely, and Malay government hospital staffs purposely delay attending to Chinese patients in 2003. Unreported cases may be 200

(53) 50 cases each year whereby Chinese, especially Chinese youths being beaten up by Malay youths in public places. We may check at police reports provided the police took the report, otherwise there will be no record

(54) 20 cases every year whereby Chinese drivers who accidentally knocked down Malays were seriously assaulted or killed by Malays

(55) 12% is what ASB/ASN (Malays Own banks) got per annum while banks fixed deposit is only about 3.5% per annum.

2008-01-16T22:30:00.000+08:00

Received the PF16 results today, lol quite fun lar reading through the file and knowing wat type of occupations will suit us, was super surprised to see my recommended career field, teaching,counselling,religious services, psychology haha no way i'm gonna be a monk/teacher man, but psychologists sound cool haha
however, the 2nd part of the report that talks abt my personality and my character and stuff is freaking accurate, the person like know me inside out, imba
the PT was super noisy when the person was giving a talk, he even hinted us tat we were making too much noise but most ppl din seem to care, wat a shame.

i freaking failed my econs r paper again, bloody hell, i did worse than promos some more wat the heck.. i rly duno how oredi...

PT was crazy, 8*1.2km and 2.4km of cool down, so we covered like 12km, super tiring, and doing intervals is super draining, but whoo when we finished the whole thing, rly felt super satisfied and shiok sia
haha and they said we were supposed to do tat twice a week, die liao i confirm cannot take it one..
dinner at parkway hawker centre wif the odacers, lol then joined ralph ogls fun
and gonna hav stay over at friday haha

2008-01-15T22:21:00.001+08:00

i read the previous post and realised i missed out so many stuffs haha
ITC: i mentioned abt the QMs, bt forgot abt the others! lol darryl and huiyi were crazy in planning such a route on ubin haha but it rly pushed us to duno whr lar, and wow darryl's long face was damn scary, damn fierce haha but yar, the tekaning was hmm, crazy bt haha cant wait to see it happen to the olc campers wahaha
so the land chiefs rly did a good job, i guess i wouldnt be able to pull a long face in front of the odacers if i were them, bt they did it, imba.
night activity was so coool, and the adhoc did a wonderful job in coming out wif such a cool game haha.
hmm and the students 'elite' team played against the teacher on the new astro turf field on 1st day of orientation! it was ultimate shiokness i tell u, imba field, and the squad was so much stronger than last time. one of the best games in my life so far man, haha the team rocked, and we jus needed a little bit more chemistry, and a few more recruitments haha like josiah to be the goalkeeper, but jarren did a rly good job in front of the goal post. our defence was much solid than last year's and the ppl in front oso did well. esp ben who constantly challenged tan yew hwee 1 on 1 haha imba.

ok j2 life is so much less fun than j1, argh looking at the j1s enjoying their life jus make me feel so jealous, how i miss the first three months period lol
and lt5's air-con has been spoilt for a week, it's rly freaking uncomfortable havin lectures inside...
b2b was fun fun fun, tiring due to lack of sleep, but physically haha, nth compared to wat we did last yr. cougar quite good lar, got a handful of potential ppl bt hav a few suckers too. yuk. the turnout was good, 61 campers+26 instructors= 87!
the new 8-men tents are super cooooooool. being stn master at ubin was fun, 60 times of zi niu nai man, no joke. haha and ben was my fellow game master, haha shiok.
somehow the campers seem to hav no sense of punctuality or even basic courtesy or behaviour sometimes..i certainly din expect to see certain behaviours that even normal students wont commit, let alone ppl who r interested in joining odac. nvm b2b is supposed to be a fun camp afterall.
but nevertheless, the cooking competition and the skits they put up was so hilarious! haha most of them were rly good, and we couldnt stop laughing
sleeping on the stage for 1st night was fun haha nv sleep on the stage b4. and the ghost stories were scary. the urban expedition route was so funnn but i had to stop at the 3rd stn to report to pulau ubin, haha.
oh night activity on the 1st night was fun, bt i think the ITC one cooler, maybe cos they werent given enuf time to prepare so much, yet the actors were damn imba can! totally surprised the campers, and us as well, haha good job ppl!
jelutong campsite is a cool place haha, campfire was quite ok, a lot ppl went crazy over the crazy cheers haha and whoo, i was like in the middle of the circle when we did the odac cheer, first time being thr and it's imba coool, super super loud can and wat u hear inside is very very different, ultimate coolness.total ownage!
and some of the 23rds came bak! haha all the guys r the cat high guys lol bt not bad lar quite funny
haha nightwalk was so hmm.. my partner was denise and we kept dozing off and it was so boring sitting beside the road, covered wif ponchos, and trying to count the number of campers. haha super hot and stuffy yet we had to try to hide ourselves. so in the end we jus whack, made the whole tiger do campers report. haha
night duty was alright, heard some weird noises in the bushes and we were a lil scared. haha.
third day. dragonboating was fun haha and we won the campers! as expected lar yar LOL
aft tat went bak to school, supervised the campers washing up, had lunch, debrief then break camp.
rly learned a lot alot during this camp, a very good rehearsal for OLC, i think we also know that more preparation is needed for OLC so tat we will hav sufficient knowledge and firmness in decisiong making and stuff. sort of cant wait for OLC man! haha
monday, jia qian's birthday! haha celebrated a bit later than usual, everyone was tired and red haha. and ppl kept saying i looked dead and was so quiet, haha apparently it also happened to a few other odacers, we were rly tired lar
watched american pie 6 in the night wif chua and ming yao, walaueh, ok lar bt not as good as american pie 5..
went for recee at bedok reservoir park today, haha saw the forest adventure thingy and it's kind of a dissapointment, much smaller scale and much less exciting than wat we thought, and i dun believe it takes 2 hours to complete the whole route.
lol anyway it started raining super heavily and the wind was super strong when we wanted to go bak, walau so we chionged all the way to the bus stop, rly chionged haha and the whole right side of my body was wet cos the wind was freaking strong, took bus back to vj wif darryl, damn cold. then came bak to hostel.
still got so many tutorials to do!!! crap

2008-01-09T23:20:00.000+08:00

haha have not updated my blog for super looooong
whee so jus a brief post on wat's been happening lol
Orientation preparation, haha fun lar, esp with the ralph ogls, imba mans! ralph ogls rock to the max!
28th and 29th, ITC: itc was ._. tiring to the max, imagine walking abt 60km ( i heard) in 2 days with our freaking heavy backpack, although we din manage to finish everything planned on time, bt i guessed we still pushed ourselves quite a lot, if not i dun think we would be able to survive the walk from changi jetty to east coast park and other stuff, it was very very draining, both mentally and physically, especially with the markings on the road, counting how long more to east coast park and walking on the trail that never seems to end, and making u feel tat even 100m seems tat looong.
after 1 whole morning and afternoon of ubin expedition, whr we walked from the west to east and from the east to west back to the east and to the west again for dunno how many times, the walk back to vjc was >.< painful, first time i walked until my muscle become stiff immediately when i sit down during breaks, ultimate craziness. but whee the walk was still quite fun, some parts of it, especially when some of us (the guys) got crazy and started screaming and doing stupid stuffs, haha tat's the bomb man! it was the companion and spirit that kept all of us going, despite all the injuries and blisters we had, we managed to walk until ecp. although in the end we had to take bus bak from ecp, bt still, tat's some sort of pretty great achievement.
night activity was cooool, haha damn fun. the storyline and everything was imba, haha
and campfire too! quite funny lar, impromptu stuff, and the french hen bonjour! ultimate haha
shared tent with alex and josiah, and it was the first time i fell asleep immediately and straightaway sleep until the next morning in a tent, nv felt so tired b4, the whole body was rly aching like mad.
2nd day morning, tent pitching, QMs were good, like really really good, they were strict, exactly the kind of 'QMs' tat they r supposed to be, fierce bt it was rly flawless, totally earn my respect man! it was perfect performance by them, good job!
urban ex, we were the 4th group to leave and had to do some evacuation and hornet attack in the canteen, the original urban ex route was O.O crazy to the max, imagine from vjc to dunman high to suntec to china town to punggol to sengkang to vjc, and only 2 bus rides or mrt rides allowed, crazy rite! bt thr was some change in plan due to the weather and other reasons oso, so my group only walked from vj to dunman high to suntec, then we took mrt to kembangan whr we played some game, then walk/jog to vjc.
washing up of equipment, debrief, peer evaluation, dinner, and the reflections. whoo a lot of thoughts and i'm kind of lazy to type them out, bt the reflection session was great.

30th was a rest day, oh ya met with the juniors who came to vj, roy, andy, hong jie, went ard, went outside to shop, eat bla bla bla
31st! the last day of the year and i spent it with my jar jar binks brothers and the odacers! whee, met jar jar binks at dunman foodcourt haha and i got my man utd jerseys from hong hu! super nice wahaha, and i met ji teng on the bus at parkway, super qiao lol
left and went to meet the odacers, was supposed to meet zhan liang at 3 to study econs, then ivie was thr too haha and zhan liang nv appeared, lol tried calling him but couldnt get him becos of his handphone incident haha!
we went to play pools aft tat, walking down the freaking crowded orchard road, siew hwee and jason came later, and after abt 2 hours of pool we went bak to plaza sing to meet the rest and had dinner at thai express! the curry was good
haha movie after that, national treasure 2! freaking nice
lol it's a little golden man!
11 ppl watched the movie and it was the first time i bought such 'long' movie tickets haha
met kaili, jolene, fanny and sufiyan outside cinema aft tat and we went to marina bay to countdown! it was cool haha although the fireworks was blocked partially by the bushes it was still imba, and we took photos! wif sufiyan's pro camera lol
took mrt to aljunied, surprisingly the mrt wasnt crowded at all, i wonder why, bt we walked to siew hwee's hse from the mrt stn aft waiting for super long and the bus never came, quite a long walk, but after ITC, that walk was like nth lol
went to siew hwee's hse and we switched from movies to movies until we finally settled with the days after tomorrow, haha some of them went to play mahjong, while the rest wached and fell asleep along the way, in the end i think only me and sufiyan finished the show, and we ordered macs aft tat! haha slept for a while aft tat, woke up and all of us went into siew hwee's room to talk, whee
left at ard lunch time, and i cant rly rmb wat happened during the rest of the day...
orientation: i duno man, i think the ogls this year are really really damn good, super enthu super responsible and stuff but the new batch is like so freaking sien, so bloody quiet and so not enthu, 1st day was horrible, rly horrible, we couldnt get them to cheer no matter how hard we tried, especially ralphiel T.T super soft can. and we got last, expected it cos we din get any points at ALL for starting cheer or watsoever. rly, the feeling sux.
2nd day was better, and og dinner aft orientation was good =) they finally opened up, i guess they only talk in small groups and not with the other ogs, haha our dinner at subway was super funny and random, the topics jus kept switching, the girls rly talked a lot. a lot a lot.
and the ppl in my og are like so open lar, they talk abt everything, even those 'sensitive' topics oso. they oso talk abt them like normal O.O
3rd day and last day of orientation, the ogls were super high, the freshmen were nt bad lar, much better than 1st day but still so soft =( like nothing compared to us last yr, haiz. rly hope the vj spirit wont dip because of their batch.
supposed to hav big og dinner with the rest of the ogs in ralphiel at airport, but in the end, no freshmen from my og went , so only us 3 ogls, and some other ogs also faced the same problem, so thr were a few other sad ogls too, haiz, bt haha dinner tat night was super funny, lol we occupied the viewing hall and did a lot of stupid stuff, playing animal concentration and it was super spastic, stonefish, mouse, 'audrey', 'nugraha' haha imba
oh and we got 6th for orientation! very surprising and we were super happy tat we didnt get last, lol damn sad lar wat the hell.
5th jan, mass dance at suntec! the turnout of my og wasnt good, i think at least 4 were absent, met them at city hall stn and marina square, and the whole area is filled by vj ppl, vj pe shirts everywhere, it was cool haha.
dinner at pastamania, and our og gave us gifts! haha some puppet and i got the 'ee-yor' from winnie the pooh haha super cute, lol i still like my og , they are nice ppl bt maybe they jus dun open up tat much in big groups.
mass dance! haha again, compared to last yr, this year's turnout was quite bad, quite empty last yr the whole place was damn packed, bt this yr thr was a lot of space, and it rained!!!! bt we still continued dancing, the vj spirit man lol haha bt it was cool, doing 'rain dance' in the rain, and it rly stopped aft whiney whiney, bt all of us were already wet.
danced danced, run ard like crazy ppl, joining different trains, ODAC, cat high, ralphiel, ogls, or jus random trains haha screaming shouting cheering spam cheers, it was a crazy night, all of the ogls were super high haha, freshmen oso..
took bus back with other scholar ogls and the security guard let us go haha lucky
sunday: went to orchard to do agm video wif jia qian denise and siew hwee i din rly do anything, >.< guilty
haha bt the video was gooood haha
went to thaipan to meet the jar jar binks for dinner haha imba 9 dishes, eat until super full, super satisfied.
monday, sea regatta! somehow it was a little spoilt my one-ball, no dunking allowed, stay away from the water as far as possible, wat the hell, go to the beach and we had to try not to go into the sea, wow.
all of us were pissed aiks bt we din rly care aft he left lol. games were nt bad and i couldnt believe my group won tug o war, haha i think it's our ally og imba.
haha did pa stuff and it was tiring, carrying the speakers and amplifier rack.
was late for og lunch haha, helped out watching equipment, played water haha.
washed up and met the og at treehouse, truth and truth, wow the questions were O.O lol they dug out super a lot of stuff, bt i shall keep my promise and keep all tat to myself haha
left at 4 for pt. and my jaw dropped when i heard we were running 10km!
super shocked, like the 1st pt of the yr run 10km, and the my previous record distance was only 8km. walau, but somehow i still ran the whole way and it felt damn good to finish 10km, but my timing was super slow. super super slow. way behind others. =(
and it's rly true tat running wif frens is much better, i wouldnt hav done it if i was running alone. the weather was good too, a pleasant condition to run.
haha dinner at parkway aft tat.
tuesday, 1st day of lesson, received new time table in the morning and our tuesday became shorter! haha super happy. hmm and i realise i like forget everything oredi, go for lectures and tutorials and stone down thr, trying to recall wat we learned last yr. lol
b2b briefing aft sch, haha it's gonna be fun
dinner at hostel, not bad, trying to do homework bt was too tired, so fell asleep, and woke up again at 12+ did a bit of maths then couldnt take it anymore, so jus slept.
today: wah our wednesday timetable totally suck, physics lecture econs tutorial and econs lecture, although it ends at 2.30 but it still seems like a freaking long day. met og at hall aft sch to give out orientation shirts, and i seriously think the school shd sue the bloody supplier, cheat the school sia, bully students! giv us the cheapskate stuff, and somemore giv us the stuff so late, blooody fuckers
poor sc, i think it had been hard for them..
AGM, haha was super shocked to see so many ppl turned up, 75! wow damn a lot of ppl haha
AGM was super funny and it brought back a lot of memories, and the 25th batch goin goechala!!!! 6000+m walaueh!!!! NOT FAIR!!!!! T.T
B2B briefing for the campers aft tat and first aid courses and other stuff, haha quite fun. and the ppl were enthu, good sign haha bt seriously 75 campers is really crazy HAHA imba mans hope the nxt batch will be good.
and cougar is cool! haha or is it qoo. haha
went to meet the class at astons, haha dinner was super good. and they gave me a imba surprise haha, i totally din expect it. so they faked playin 终极密码, lol and made me go and do the forfeit. wipe the glass outside the restaurant, super malu lar
haha then when i got bak to the table, thr was a brand new adidas bag on the chair, and i was stunned, wondering whose bag was it, then they suddenly started singing birthday song! so they took out the bag and transferred everything in my bag to the adidas bag while i was doing the forfeit, haha i din notice anything at all, imba ppl! haha i was totally stunned haha but damn happy can, s47 rox like freeeee haha, the bestest best class, i rly love the south east asians lol
bt the bag looks ex, i hope they din spend too much on it, hahaz
tmr is gonna be a short day! haha and pt! wow gonna be hardcore again
but have to be back in hostel b4 6 for the stupid hostel visit thing, SIEN TO THE MAX

2007-12-27T22:13:00.000+08:00

Orientation preparation! went to sch at 9am to do the dog ears, quite fun lar, looking at all the different color combi we hav lol
i guess our skit was quite good, at least it was smooth haha and OG lunch! felt quite bad cos we left the odacers behind who were preparing for ITC >.<
lunch at KFC haha BIG group sia, had the bbq cheese meltz thing and the new spicy fries, the spicy fries now as nice as i tot it would be, bt ok lar..
some left aft lunch while the rest went to parkway, borders and giant lol. then the 5 of us, sarah, weeling, huiqing, xinrong and me went to sarah's hse to play mahjong, sarah's hse is damn big and her dog, haha cute and obedient, so i learned how to play mahjong and yar, quite addictive ar, haha and the time pass damn fast when we were playing, lol and we played 2 rounds of bridge before we left.
came back and pack for ITC, freak, i duno why my bagpack so heavy, gonna die for expedition man..
called the freshmen in our og today, haha yeah it's fun calling them actually, and lol eng hwee damn spastic, 'prank calling' them.lol jurong police stn haha

2007-12-26T20:58:00.000+08:00

CHRISTMAS PARTY! haha it was damn niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeeeeeeeeee haha
reached toa payoh mrt at 5pm and met a few ppl thr, haha waited for a few more to come then we moved to denise's house, at 27th floor! the view damn (oops!) imba lol
and the food brought by the odacers!!haha bestest man!
haha and siew hwee's 'duno-wat-hey-i-dunno-how-to-spell' pie was damn nice, haha 3 kg of potatoes ar IMBA, thr was also calvin's sandwiches, darryl's duno-wat-ball and sausage, kaili's mum imba chicken, zhan liang and fanny's sushi, shi han and jason's chomp chomp da bao food, rachel's korean food, ivie's jelly, and some other food oso, haha feast sia eat until damn full and we didnt finish the food. and the log cake was nice, haha my first time eating log cake, yes yes i'm suaku haha bt i nv celebrate christmas b4 mar..
watched a few movies also, huo yuan jia, rush hour, and we talked until abt 3+ then i went to sleep while the rest continued haha
yep it was a wonderful night.
had to wake up at abt 6.50 to go to school ,haha everyone was damn stoned, super tired sia, took bus to school and it took only a short while, like 30 mins?
reached school and went for orientation stuff, lol tried to be high but couldnt rly get high at first, until we went to play all the games lol pretty fun lar, then school tour, and lunch, and it was quite..'stone' lol maybe thr's still not much common topic among us, yar a bit the weird lar.
wet games was quite fun too, aiya more of zi-high-ing, lol and me and nugraha nv get to figure out how come we couldnt even serve the water volleyball properly..damn malu
aft the games, changed, went into the hall, briefing, mass dance, then dismissed.
went to odac room aft tat to pack first aid kit, haha and the new group names for itc lol the process of deciding the theme for the names and the names was damn funny haha, from fruits to food to elements to duno wat to planets, luckily our group got venus, not bad, at least better than pluto haha.
argh damn tired...

2007-12-24T19:28:00.000+08:00

Sunday: went to help CIC to collect newspaper, lol great to see my classmates again, and aiya i jus dun hav the potential to be garang guni lar, lol
we were very fast, 17 blocks in abt 4 hours plus, with only 9 ppl, quite imba, hope they will get enuf money.
lunch was at some food court near the HDB area, had nasi beriyani and it was good. walked to tanah merah stn aft tat wif chin hao, xiang lin, pei ying and ying wah. took 31 wif xianglin bak..
did some PT in the room, a bit of conditioning, i'm quite scared for ITC, my fitness level is like so low now, and all the skills needed..argh i shall 'mug' the instructors hand book before the camp, so that i wont be a burden to my team.

Monday: went to school to check the first aid supplies, stayed inside the room for quite long, haha i rly like the room, esp the new sofa, it's so comfy haha
then went to army market to get some stuff, and 90% of the shops were closed, walau in the end could only manage to find 1 first aid bag, and it's a bit smaller than those we are using one, hope it's big enough for all the medicines and stuff though.
we needed 2 first aid bags so i had to go to some shop beside army market, and they only sell branded stuff, deuter first aid bag, 21 bucks T.T super ex but yar, long term investment..
Got my slippers and lighter, then ming yao msged me tat he is in singapore, wahaha so i met him for lunch at bedok, i thought i would be spending the day alone, haha but luckily he came lar, haha at least i hav someone to talk to lol
went to guardian to buy the first aid supplies, and crap, the guardian first aid kit was like 11.50 with a few supplies inside T.T walauehhhh bt the quality nt tat good lar, dun think it's waterproof either..
the supplies stacked up to $66.45 wapiangehz, i think odac fund gone case liao >.<
went to shengshiong to get some snacks after that, and it's like super big, and damn a lot of stuff inside lar, shall go thr and shop nxt time..
and i finally ate in the hostel dining hall, lol cos last week i lost my meal coupons, so had to go out and eat everyday, dinner was quite good..
ok i shall go study..

was looking at all the photos in my com, and the sikkim photos made me miss that trip so much...

2007-12-22T23:53:00.001+08:00

Today is a super fun day!!!
haha RALPHIEL seriously rox lar! ownz man XD
went to school early in the morning to set up the volleyball courts, moved the spars and the 'monkey knock' to ECP. the tide was high haha and the process was fun LOL
went to meet RALPH after that and played games, cheered a lot. yep it was damn fun
aft sea regatta, we split into diff groups and bathed at diff places, and had lunch later at thaipan, haha 19 ppl went for lunch! and our table formation was damn imba, LOL
went back to school, it was very hot and stuffy in the hall and everyone was like tired and sleepy, lol and the video worked out fine today! i wonder why it didnt ytd, hope it will be the same standard during orientation.
shifted to concourse for cheering and mass dances cos the hall was booked, haha it was much better, cos thr was echo, so the cheers were super loud and it was rly great haha. everyone got high yep and we cheered non-stop, vj cheers, og cheers, clan cheers etc. lol fun fun fun
after tat was mass dance! haha i still cant rly dance LOL, and thank you kaili for guiding me along ! haha!
OG dinner! we ate burger king, and it was SUPER FUNNY haha laughed until wan to die, and weeling introduced us some hand action thingy tat might become a vj tradition in the future! lol wateva
and we suddenly hav a lot of cheers, like 10. we rly imba sia HAHA and the discussion of orientation skit was super funny, to the max haha
ralph is rly super cool wahaha
and we were the loudest og during the screening of video, haha cos i was on the stage, yep and riders are so much more louder than rangers, total ownage!
haha now i'm rly looking forward to seeing the ralphians again lol

2007-12-21T23:15:00.000+08:00

i think something is wrong with my knee :\ and my right ankle hasnt recover yet, after so looooong, die i wonder if it's like 'destroyed' or sth, it jus doesnt feel right..grr
OGL camp was pretty fun, and the attendance was high lol 21/29, so it was a lt of cheering, screaming,shouting, making noise, yar and being crazy. it's weird to see everyone getting so high when cheering but become very 'stone' after that, lol
din get to learn mass dances cos thr was nobody in the pa room, so me and yuan went up to do PA duty... T.T i will be the only one who dunno how to dance lar T.T
the videos were quite good erm but the quality of sound wasnt good, duno wat's wrong..sien always like tat one, rarr...the system jus refuse to co-operate..guailan
and the camp ended much much earlier than wat they told us, haha overall 1st day was quite good lar, esp RALPH lol everyone was very high, and the cheer-practicing session was super funny lol
went up to PA room, thr was supposed to be a meeting but only 5 ppl went O.O so we ended up talking crap inside for damn long, until we decided to go and hav dinner, haha my the very first PA outing sia, lol, pastamania for dinner and it was quite fun haha, rly hope we can get some 'high' juniors nxt yr so PA crew wont be so 'dead'..
went to giant to buy food for ITC, and it started raining O.O cilaka
and i cut my toe with my toenail...damn stupid sia!!!! >.<

2007-12-20T23:15:00.000+08:00

went to school for PT and had to climb gate cos the school was closed, hari raya, haha i din noe it was a holiday. most were late haha, and the earliest few are the usual ones, me,fanny,ivie,siew hwee,calvin,zhanliang. cos most were late so they started playing mahjong. run 4.5 after tat and it was weird, very tiring at first, arh i hav only myself to blame for being so lazy, nv train for 2 months >.< luckily after finishing half the route then i was feeling much better, but the pace was rly pretty slow.. rly nid to buck up, if nt confirm die during ITC, which will be super hardcore apparently, i dun wan to finish last!!!! >.<
cham i'm quite scared for ITC now, i think i'm nt v prepared... amitabha..
haha played basketball after we reached school, today super off form, damn lousy, and we play some 'accumulate' free throw game, lol quite fun.
play until 6+ then went bak to odac room, stoned for a while and then we went for dinner!
i rly love having dinner with the odacers after PT haha, but i duno how many chances more do we have nxt yr, since it's gonna be super hectic and more on academy... =( i shall treasure all the outings i hav wif the odacers, and my class of course. YES and my jar jar bink brothers! lol
and i think we're gonna hav an ODAC countdown party! hooray! hooray! hooray!
LOL
dinner was nice, the wanton mee was nice, thank you wyemin for introducing us to tat foodcourt lol.
left after that, and did gp until now, sienzzzzzz
still got so much to study, so much to do
i'm so doomed

2007-12-20T00:10:00.000+08:00

OGL camp briefing in the morning, ok lar it was quite funny and OG cheers were more of less settled, haha finally. and our OG a bit stone today, guess everyone is still like not farmiliar with each other. and only 4 ppl went for OG lunch, sarah, weeling, huiqing and me, haha had lunch at parkway foodcourt, was quite quiet at first, then started chatting a little bit, haha hmm, hope we'll be more enthu nxt time
went to arkar's hse after that and i met zhan liang on the bus, haha wat a surprise! lol super long nv see him liao and we chatted all the way until we reach raffles city to meet the rest. haha a lot of ppl, damn happy to see them.
went to starbucks, and arkar said sth damn funny, haha he was like telling kaili 'if you tired can go my house and sleep' whoo sounded wrong sia! haha just because he is 18 now ar...aiyo tsk. lol anyways...some had meeting while the 5 of us, ben,zhanliang,wyemin,arkar and me stoned outside lol until calvin came from the mrt stn, then we walked bak to the mrt stn again haha and met shi han. went to arkar's hse and watched some 'aquateen' cartoon lol damn lame.
ate some food that arkar brought bak from myanmar, whee super nice! haha those kuihs although quite sweet but they were tasty. then the rest came! haha and we watched meet the robinsons, a very very nice movie, and pursuit of happiness after that, haha though it was my 3rd time watching, yep it's still very touching, haha and i think it's timely to watch this movie cos i nid some motivation to, erm u noe, set my mind to get into studying.. after that was 200 pound beauty! lol some parts were real funny and had to leave halfway, with ivie and siew hwee.
OH and i received a present from shi han and hui yi! haha the tee shirt SUPER NICE!!!!! and yes, the card also, haha i rly love reading birthday cards! haha a big thank you to huiyi and shihan! super happy sia
and haha the card was damn cool, as most of it was written in chinese, haha cheena pok gang! lol we rock sial! arh thank you so much! =D
yes i totally agree with wat u all hav written and haha it's the same from me to 2 of u too! haha this yr is rly the greatest yr in my life and i believe it will forever be the best yr! haha, ODAC is rly SOMETHING! i'll nv get sien of any of u man haha XD
oh! and i wan to try the penang otah which, claimed by denise, is in pyramid shape! i wan to see! haha

2007-12-18T21:22:00.000+08:00

GP homework is horrible. 550 words are seriously crazy, and it jus convince me even more that my english is really really pooooooor. haha i guess i only saw ( not understand) maybe less than 10% of the words given. and i still dun rly understand most of the words after copying down their definition. argh die
oh wells it's gonna end in 5 days time wahaha, 5 pages left!
and my calves are aching like crazy, i duno why, probably becos of the cycling in the morning and afternoon but i din feel it at all when we were cycling, but my thighs were really tired and i was struggling to keep up with them :S i'm jus so not talented in sports T.T maybe i jus nid to train myself more, more self-determination and self-discipline >.<
but the recce today was fun , and we went to a lot of places that i hav never been to b4, haha like the new built ECP connector, super nice, especially the part when it was 1 full straight path that doesnt seem to end. and it was jus opposite the airport terminal! haha saw 3 planes taking off and landing. and some bike trail, damn cool. cycled for pretty long, abt 45km in total, i was tired after that but some of them said it was no kick O.O die tat jus shows how bad my fitness is compared with the rest...
had burger king for super late lunch, and walked back to hostel with the itc meeting ppl kaili darryl and jason who were goin to ms ng's room. haha and i got free dinner from miss ng! haha the spaghetti was nice, ms ng can cook ehs! lol
left after that to do some work. argh gp homework is so time-consuming! damn it
and i hate the ants in my room, they crawl on the table like free, super irritating, i wonder if thr is an ant nest in my room damn it, they jus keep appearing, i hav no idea how many did i kill, argh their presence is jus so incessant!(GP homework word No. 253) i'm finally putting wat i've 'learnt' into some use lol watever lar.crap
and econs r-paper. argh wat a nightmare...

2007-12-17T22:52:00.000+08:00

haha odac outing to celebrate arkar's birthday was damn fun! haha it's great to see them again haha
as usual, ivie, siew hwee, fanny ,calvin and me were the earliest haha and we waited at novena mrt from 6 to 6.50 lol
went to united square after that, wanted to wait for them thr, then came denise's call lol so arkar was going to hav dinner with his family haha so the plan has to be changed lol anywayz, we still able to surprise arkar at the mrt station haha damn funny, as we had to hide in some corner lol and yep it was damn fun.
and i got a surprise too! haha they suddenly sang birthday song for me haha and i was rly stunned haha thx man
whee and presents! haha the slippers, badge, cap and the cards are damn imba haha thank you fanny,ivie,kaili,siew hwee,rachel and zhan liang for the damn cute slippers and badge, hehe jason,faizah,calvin and denise for the damn cool hat, haha and also siew hwee and calvin for the cards XD
haha so we went to pizza hut for dinner after that! haha it was damn nice and damn filling, some jingle meal thingy, woah i love the cheese and seafood, and the sweet and spicy drumstick was damn nice tooo.
haha talked a lot inside pizza hut, hehe i like the feeling whee
took mrt back wif faizah hehe
and cycling wif some of them tmr! wahaha damn shuang

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