have not blogged for pretty long. so some updates on my life.hehe
monday: the start of the soccer season!tat means soccer matches every monday and thursday yes ah i like. lol. trained for duathlon before watching soccer. and the girls were goin to watch sky of love. lol wanted to go actually but i was stinky and sticky and sweaty so decided not to. thr wasnt any guy goin oso so might jus as well let them enjoy their all girls outing. lol . rly felt like watching a movie though. and heard all of them cried.hehe.soccer match was ok..vj won innova 2:0 or sth cant rly rmb the score haha. but quite nice to watch lar.
oh and i got bak my econs and gp results on tat day, i was super super surprised to see my grade. i passed my econs! on the dot lar bt still i passed!! whoo and i got C for gp!!! tat was rly unbeliavable i rly dunno how i managed to get a C bt miracle does happen.lol.
tuesday: went to tj for duathlon briefing. cycled before tat. improved quite a bit. and i was happy of course. so went tj, met jiteng and he brought us to LT1. the lt was nice and big, and we were surprised to see so many ppl thr. so it turned out tat thr was a total of 72 teams in the men's open category alone. holy crap. super competitive sia. and thr were also some ppl from smu thr to publicise volar! sounds fun and i rly wanna go. walked ard the sch a bit aft tat. and we were walking slowly ard the field to try to spot sufiyan's friend haha. and jason climbed the wall and posed lol.
had dinner wif ji teng and ming wei and kar yong. super long time nv see them edi. it was good.
wednesday:
had some sex talk in the morning, quite interesting lar though it was more or less the same few things.
initiation! everything reminded me of wat happened last yr. and it's unbelievable tat 1 year has since passed. and it certainly brought back a lot of memories. loads. =D
but i was quite uncomfortable wif the election. it wasnt as serious and formal as it should be. partly our fault too, we din set the tone correctly.. last yr's was certainly more appropriate..but i think it went quite well lar..
and initiation aft tat! haha this yr's one is definitely hundred times worse than last yr's. it was rly gross lol, so thr were 4 stns. me and calvin were in charge of the 'mouth to mouth' stn where they hav to pass seaweed,bittergourd and rice, yes rice, using their mouth ONLY. haha and we made them eat everything at the end of the game. whoo our sushi totally own last yr's pasta i guess haha.
and arkar and faizah and rachel's stn was gross too. lol they were supposed to put their hand inside a pail of mixture to find sth. and look at wat we had inside the pail: chicken skin, hair, egg, flour, tapioca starch, tissue paper, worms, soy sauce, ketchup, chilli sauce, bbq sauce, sweet and sour sauce, mayonnaise... and the mixture was orange color. lol.
jia qian and wan ping's stn was copied from last yr's so they were supposed to roll on groundsheets covered wif all kind of powder, shampoo, mud, fruit skins and stuff. lol and they smelled exactly like us last yr. haha
the other stn was in the room. i dun rly noe wat they did to them bt shd be quite fun lar lol.
and the finale! the 1st person of each team were to use a straw to suck milo powder/cereal and water into his/her mouth and gargle, then they will pass watever inside to the next person using the straw, lol so it was warm liquid being passed from mouth to mouth haha and the last person had to drink it! lol. sad.
and then thr was sugarcane. they had to make 1 cup of sugarcane juice using their mouth. haha quite fun lar, rly reminded us of last yr's initiation.
cleaned up aft tat and some of us started stoning. hmm time flies huh.
played basketball after tat! whoo it was shiok. but i rly regret wat i did during the game..and sufiyan and josiah were rly shocked.sry man. >.<
diner at hawker centre aft tat. had wanton mee.then we left.
thursday. supposed to cycle but i forgot to bring shirt so din. stayed bak to watch soccer.and was watching videos in e room b4 tat to kill time. vj won dunman 6:0 and the game was totally 1 sided. vj could have scored like 20 but they were super wasteful. and they hit the post like 4,5 times.
met the welfare i/cs and briefed them abt their job.
friday: pe was floorball! haha it was fun. and we din go for maths lect to do GP.
nth to do aft sch so stayed bak to watch tabboo wif shi han and fanny. got quite bored and we left halfway through the finals. and i finally brought my typhoon umbrella and s47's card bak!slept very early to prepare for the race.
saturday: woke up early in the morning and i realised i woke up too early, so stoned on bed for quite long before movin got ECP. was rly nervous, it's my 1st race since adventure victoria. went thr and met the rest, sufiyan jason darryl ivie fanny and jiaqian. registered, collected bike,helmet. it started at 8am and darryl came in like ard 10th for the 1st leg. then it was my turn to cycle. my rented bike was owned by the racers' bikes totally. and i was rly slow. spent close to 40 mins to complete the route and summore i fell, and had to repair my bike for tat. sien. in the end we came in 20th bt jason and sufiyan got 3rd!! imba.
ivie and fanny got 7th while jiaqian and her fren got 15th. they could've gotten 1st if the bike was working properly. wasted. haiz.
bt it was a good race, thank you darryl for being my partner! and sorry for letting you down..
we finished our race at ard 9.10 and waited thr for the other categories to finish theirs. so we sat thr, talked, played and cheered for e rest. haha and also eating free watermelons haha. and kaili came to support us! so nice of her hehe and she brought dough nuts for us! haha it was rly nice.
got our goodie bag and it was quite good. i like the cap. stayed bak for prize presentation. then we went bak to sch to bath
calvin, arkar, josiah, faizah were in sch too. so we went for lunch aft bathing for damn long haha.
lunch was at BK and we left aft tat.
spent the rest of my afternoon reading magazine. and men's health is rly interesting.
had dinner along cos nobody else was in e hostel. lol then watched forrest gump. slept aft tat.
man utd won aston villa 4:0! haha imba freaks yay!
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
DAMN i lost my typhoon GI badge.damn. i've no idea how it dissapeared but i only saw the pin left on my bag when i was packing my bag jus now. damn. again.why?it makes me feel as if i'm losing everything. first, my file, my og photos, some of my cards and letters, then my scholarship and now this. damn. it sucks. jus when i thought it would be a good start for a new week aft all the good things tat happened today. grr.
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Friday, March 21, 2008
My file is still missing...damn i dun rly care abt the notes and tutorials, bt my cougar photo and OG photos are inside!and thr r other impt stuff inside too.damn i jus cant rmb when was the time tat i last saw it..argh..
i freakin failed physics and chem. so it's ASS for me now,and my scholarship is more or less confirmed gone.i'm dissapointed, of course, i knew i might not make it but i certainly din expect to do so badly..i jus felt like killing myself when i received the papers.and thr is still econs and gp, which i'm pretty sure i'll fail them..
my classmates knew i was affected and i'm rly touched for wat they've done for me.i was totally surprised by that card and man, i almost cried. in the canteen some more. haha bt rly thank you guys, the msges are rly wonderful and i'm rly rly rly touched. love u guys forever XD i guess i looked stupid when i received tat card, i was totally stunned and i din noe how to react. haha u guys rly rock my socks off haha.
feeling fab was fun, kickboxing is pretty cool and quite tiring, my whole back ached the nxt morning when i got up from my bed. and this year's arts day was rly great. i rly enjoyed all the performances, the beat boxing, deejaying, and the performances by the bands. whoo they were really good.
evaluation and selection on tuesday was rly hmm a headache,some decisions were really painful to make and i'm still not sure whether we hav made the right decisions for certain cases...
wanted to watch a movie on wednesday but we were late and there wasnt any other suitable movie so in the end we ended up at carl's junior. stayed thr for v long, b4 the typhoon GIs decided to go and buy present haha. din noe wat to buy, so we did random shopping and in the end bought some random stuff lol.
thursday was boiz rooz day! becos none of the girls come, lol. so we had 1 super fun day at wyemin's place. whoo street soccer, damn shiok! then a little bit of basketball and tennis. and we swam! whoo haha damn funny, all the jokes tat we cracked. i've got water in my nose! lol!
went to the toilet and we played with the sauna thing for a while. haha quite cool, new experience. went to wyemin's hse and played a bit before moving for late lunch at tampines interchange. left after tat.
watched kung fu dunk and alvin and the chipmunks last night. kung fu dunk is pretty stupid, but alvin and the chipmunks was quite good, haha the chipmunks were really adorable.
watched prison break 2 for 1 whole afternoon. then me and chua went to meet mopz and jun lam to eat steamboat. haha unhealthy to the max. but it was great to meet them.
welcome party and revealing results tmr. i rly hope our decisions r correct..
i freakin failed physics and chem. so it's ASS for me now,and my scholarship is more or less confirmed gone.i'm dissapointed, of course, i knew i might not make it but i certainly din expect to do so badly..i jus felt like killing myself when i received the papers.and thr is still econs and gp, which i'm pretty sure i'll fail them..
my classmates knew i was affected and i'm rly touched for wat they've done for me.i was totally surprised by that card and man, i almost cried. in the canteen some more. haha bt rly thank you guys, the msges are rly wonderful and i'm rly rly rly touched. love u guys forever XD i guess i looked stupid when i received tat card, i was totally stunned and i din noe how to react. haha u guys rly rock my socks off haha.
feeling fab was fun, kickboxing is pretty cool and quite tiring, my whole back ached the nxt morning when i got up from my bed. and this year's arts day was rly great. i rly enjoyed all the performances, the beat boxing, deejaying, and the performances by the bands. whoo they were really good.
evaluation and selection on tuesday was rly hmm a headache,some decisions were really painful to make and i'm still not sure whether we hav made the right decisions for certain cases...
wanted to watch a movie on wednesday but we were late and there wasnt any other suitable movie so in the end we ended up at carl's junior. stayed thr for v long, b4 the typhoon GIs decided to go and buy present haha. din noe wat to buy, so we did random shopping and in the end bought some random stuff lol.
thursday was boiz rooz day! becos none of the girls come, lol. so we had 1 super fun day at wyemin's place. whoo street soccer, damn shiok! then a little bit of basketball and tennis. and we swam! whoo haha damn funny, all the jokes tat we cracked. i've got water in my nose! lol!
went to the toilet and we played with the sauna thing for a while. haha quite cool, new experience. went to wyemin's hse and played a bit before moving for late lunch at tampines interchange. left after tat.
watched kung fu dunk and alvin and the chipmunks last night. kung fu dunk is pretty stupid, but alvin and the chipmunks was quite good, haha the chipmunks were really adorable.
watched prison break 2 for 1 whole afternoon. then me and chua went to meet mopz and jun lam to eat steamboat. haha unhealthy to the max. but it was great to meet them.
welcome party and revealing results tmr. i rly hope our decisions r correct..
Monday, March 17, 2008
The past few weeks have been really crazy and hectic. nv hav i been so busy in my life before, but compared to some others holding more impt positions, i think i was still quite free alr lar. i'm nt complaining though. i dun mind spending all my time doing all the stuff.at least i know i din waste my time away meaninglessly.
march holiday wasnt a holiday for all odacers, crazy but fun,and extremely draining at the same time. OLC 2, DARE preparation, DARE, stayover in school, remember the titans, pizza at ECP, STEP UP 2 outing, they were so wonderful. i guess we'll nv get to experience this kind of thing again in the future. it's hard to believe that we have officially nothing left to do. it's jus so weird...time really FLIES, i cant believe it's already 1 year after OLC 07 and i certainly have changed a lot. i'm really grateful to be in odac, cant imagine how my life would be like in other ccas man.
DARE was a great success i guess. good job everyone. credit goes to the overall I/C DARRYL LIM YU CONG, whoo i can still rmb how the idea of this camp was sparked off last year. it was like a random discussion after our PT. and DARE actually stood for DARRYL's ADVENTURE RACE EXTREME! haha.
of course the adhoc, i wonder how much time did u guys spend on planning the stuff and made sure everything went smoothly. the different departments, logistics, admins, publicity, RACE ROUTE!!! and of course the ICs of each departments. salute to u guys. imba bunch of ppl.
whee not forgetting PA camp which was held after OLC 2, haha slack slack but fun lar. for the seniors. lol mah jiong in the classroom. we might be the first cca to do tat lol.
hmm before march holidays was CT, hardcore 1 week mugging for CT, preparationf or OLC 2 and DARE. in between there were a lot of other things that happened too, cant rly rmb all now. of course there were unpleasant experiences as well,i rly hope they wont happen again..
i guess i have put so much of time on odac stuff that i have very much neglected the other important groups of ppl in my life. my brothers, 07s47,pa crew, my family. sorry for being MIA most of the time and sometimes showing black face in front of any of u. i was rly touched when the s47 ppl offered to be volunteers for DARE, man you guys rock to the max! haha
and of course PA ppl for allowing me to skip so many duties. and i'm rly sorry for being so inactive in the planning of PA camp..
and my brothers, gosh i wonder when was the last time i met u guys, other than those in vj of course..haha jar jar binks outing soon yeah? i dun care.
now everything is over, term 2 has jus started. the 1st day wasnt a great day for me though. i lost my file, damn i hav so many impt stuffs inside. i cant afford to lose it..shucks. got bak some of the papers. failed physics, miserably.luckily i still got an A for maths. but thr is no way i'm gonna get my scholarship back. shucks.
and i spent my night doing nth except reading ppl's blogs and playing random games. confirm kena screw tmr for nt doin tutorials. but i aint got no tutorials wif me man! and my roommate is so scary tat i dun dare to borrow tutorials from him (yeah right!) valid reason hor?watever..
march holiday wasnt a holiday for all odacers, crazy but fun,and extremely draining at the same time. OLC 2, DARE preparation, DARE, stayover in school, remember the titans, pizza at ECP, STEP UP 2 outing, they were so wonderful. i guess we'll nv get to experience this kind of thing again in the future. it's hard to believe that we have officially nothing left to do. it's jus so weird...time really FLIES, i cant believe it's already 1 year after OLC 07 and i certainly have changed a lot. i'm really grateful to be in odac, cant imagine how my life would be like in other ccas man.
DARE was a great success i guess. good job everyone. credit goes to the overall I/C DARRYL LIM YU CONG, whoo i can still rmb how the idea of this camp was sparked off last year. it was like a random discussion after our PT. and DARE actually stood for DARRYL's ADVENTURE RACE EXTREME! haha.
of course the adhoc, i wonder how much time did u guys spend on planning the stuff and made sure everything went smoothly. the different departments, logistics, admins, publicity, RACE ROUTE!!! and of course the ICs of each departments. salute to u guys. imba bunch of ppl.
whee not forgetting PA camp which was held after OLC 2, haha slack slack but fun lar. for the seniors. lol mah jiong in the classroom. we might be the first cca to do tat lol.
hmm before march holidays was CT, hardcore 1 week mugging for CT, preparationf or OLC 2 and DARE. in between there were a lot of other things that happened too, cant rly rmb all now. of course there were unpleasant experiences as well,i rly hope they wont happen again..
i guess i have put so much of time on odac stuff that i have very much neglected the other important groups of ppl in my life. my brothers, 07s47,pa crew, my family. sorry for being MIA most of the time and sometimes showing black face in front of any of u. i was rly touched when the s47 ppl offered to be volunteers for DARE, man you guys rock to the max! haha
and of course PA ppl for allowing me to skip so many duties. and i'm rly sorry for being so inactive in the planning of PA camp..
and my brothers, gosh i wonder when was the last time i met u guys, other than those in vj of course..haha jar jar binks outing soon yeah? i dun care.
now everything is over, term 2 has jus started. the 1st day wasnt a great day for me though. i lost my file, damn i hav so many impt stuffs inside. i cant afford to lose it..shucks. got bak some of the papers. failed physics, miserably.luckily i still got an A for maths. but thr is no way i'm gonna get my scholarship back. shucks.
and i spent my night doing nth except reading ppl's blogs and playing random games. confirm kena screw tmr for nt doin tutorials. but i aint got no tutorials wif me man! and my roommate is so scary tat i dun dare to borrow tutorials from him (yeah right!) valid reason hor?watever..
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
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请第一次看到这个测试的朋友，首先静下心来，认真的，快速的用自己的心算来坐下面这个测试，看清楚要求，真实的说出当时的第一个脑子里面的答案，才能看出这个测试的最有效的结果！谢谢！
很诡异喔!!! 但要以最快速的时间心算所看到的数学程序，然后回答问题！开始啰！往下走，并答题吧！
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你想的是大白菜，对吧！如果不是，你是占2%可以在正常情形下还可以有余力思考别的事的少数人口，98%的人会回答大白菜。诡异哦！听说这个测验是从爱丽丝梦游仙境中兔子国翻译的……
再来做一个测试> > > > >你是否正常﹖
> > > > >請跟著以下的指示，盡快地回答以下的問題，但要先完成一个問題才回答下一個。你不需要寫下答案，只要心算便可。
15+6是多少？
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快！！！心想一種工具和一種顏色！
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你剛剛想的是否是红色的锤子？
> > > >>如果答案不是的話，你就是2%的與別人不同的人∕不正常人，通常98%的人做會回答紅色的鎚子怎么样!准确吧!
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苹果和鼻子和鸡
quite accurate lar lol
请第一次看到这个测试的朋友，首先静下心来，认真的，快速的用自己的心算来坐下面这个测试，看清楚要求，真实的说出当时的第一个脑子里面的答案，才能看出这个测试的最有效的结果！谢谢！
很诡异喔!!! 但要以最快速的时间心算所看到的数学程序，然后回答问题！开始啰！往下走，并答题吧！
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你想的是大白菜，对吧！如果不是，你是占2%可以在正常情形下还可以有余力思考别的事的少数人口，98%的人会回答大白菜。诡异哦！听说这个测验是从爱丽丝梦游仙境中兔子国翻译的……
再来做一个测试> > > > >你是否正常﹖
> > > > >請跟著以下的指示，盡快地回答以下的問題，但要先完成一个問題才回答下一個。你不需要寫下答案，只要心算便可。
15+6是多少？
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3+56
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89+2
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12+53
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75+26
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75+26
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25+52
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63+32
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123+5
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快！！！心想一種工具和一種顏色！
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你剛剛想的是否是红色的锤子？
> > > >>如果答案不是的話，你就是2%的與別人不同的人∕不正常人，通常98%的人做會回答紅色的鎚子怎么样!准确吧!
继续作下一个实验！
跟着下列叙述并且快速回答问题！
算算看啰！
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现在持续默念"6"这个数字15秒，然后往下卷动画面！
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快！说出一种水果的名字！然后继续往下卷动作！
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继续卷动…….
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说出一个面部器官
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哈哈，是
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苹果和鼻子和鸡
quite accurate lar lol
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
now something that i jus read online. haha i think it's really hilarious. enjoy!
by the way, it's jus for entertainment. lol
Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah Sayang Sayang eh,
He lihat Pak Lah tidur
Rasa sayang sayang eh,
Budak mongolia di luar pagar,
Ambil C4 tolong bombkan,
Saya budak baru nak mengajar,
Kalau salah you duduk diam - diam.
Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Zam bodoh rasa sayang sayang eh
Zainuddin kita nak marah al - jazeera,
tapi sendiri tak berpengetahuan,
Mungkinkah belajar dari Mara,
Kerana jawapannya macam ketam.
Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang Eh
Eh lihat parliment rasa sayang sayang eh
Parliment kita macam zoo negara,
Penuh dengan banyak binatang,
Ada beruk, monyet dan kera,
Kalau pergi sana bawalah kacang,
Rasuah Sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat rempit jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Khari kata rempit sangat terer,
Mereka ialah mat cemerlang,
Otaknya sekarang entah mana,
Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang.
Rasuah sayang eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat bola kita jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Dulu kita main bola peringkat antarabangsa,
Sekarang main macam ketam,
Kalah 5 - 1 kepada Cina,
Semalam pula kalah kepada Vietnam .
Rasuah Sayang Eh
Rasuah Sayang Sayang Eh
Eh lihat Indonesia jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Rasa sayang milik Indonesia
Malaysia kata mereka punya
Otak engkau lagu ini milik kita
Kita punya Rasuah sayang sebenarnya
Rasuah sayang eh
rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat polis jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Bila nak tiba hari raya
Polis kita merata rata
Muka mereka semacam saja
Bagi IC dan ringgit Malaysia
Rasuah sayang eh
rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Pak Lah tidur rasa sayang sayang eh
Air di Johor melimpah limpah
Pak lah beli rumah di Australia
Bila Mahathir kita marah
Dia kata rumah itu orang lain pula.
Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh Malaysia hancur rasa sayang sayang eh
by the way, it's jus for entertainment. lol
Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah Sayang Sayang eh,
He lihat Pak Lah tidur
Rasa sayang sayang eh,
Budak mongolia di luar pagar,
Ambil C4 tolong bombkan,
Saya budak baru nak mengajar,
Kalau salah you duduk diam - diam.
Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Zam bodoh rasa sayang sayang eh
Zainuddin kita nak marah al - jazeera,
tapi sendiri tak berpengetahuan,
Mungkinkah belajar dari Mara,
Kerana jawapannya macam ketam.
Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang Eh
Eh lihat parliment rasa sayang sayang eh
Parliment kita macam zoo negara,
Penuh dengan banyak binatang,
Ada beruk, monyet dan kera,
Kalau pergi sana bawalah kacang,
Rasuah Sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat rempit jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Khari kata rempit sangat terer,
Mereka ialah mat cemerlang,
Otaknya sekarang entah mana,
Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang.
Rasuah sayang eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat bola kita jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Dulu kita main bola peringkat antarabangsa,
Sekarang main macam ketam,
Kalah 5 - 1 kepada Cina,
Semalam pula kalah kepada Vietnam .
Rasuah Sayang Eh
Rasuah Sayang Sayang Eh
Eh lihat Indonesia jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Rasa sayang milik Indonesia
Malaysia kata mereka punya
Otak engkau lagu ini milik kita
Kita punya Rasuah sayang sebenarnya
Rasuah sayang eh
rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat polis jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Bila nak tiba hari raya
Polis kita merata rata
Muka mereka semacam saja
Bagi IC dan ringgit Malaysia
Rasuah sayang eh
rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Pak Lah tidur rasa sayang sayang eh
Air di Johor melimpah limpah
Pak lah beli rumah di Australia
Bila Mahathir kita marah
Dia kata rumah itu orang lain pula.
Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh Malaysia hancur rasa sayang sayang eh
So many things have happened after OLC 1, yea shall update them later. woo i'm finally have some free time! but feeling so empty now. thr's only 1 more major ODAC activity left...how time flies...
haha jus some stories to share.
和尚与屠夫】
从前有一个和尚跟一个屠夫是好朋友。和尚天天早上要起来念经，而屠夫天天要起来杀猪。 为了不耽误他们早上的工作，是他们约定早上互相叫对方起床。
多年以后，和尚与屠夫相继去世了。屠夫去上天堂了，而和尚却下地狱了。
Why?
因为屠夫天天作善事，叫和尚起来念经，相反地，和尚天天叫屠夫起来杀生……
小哲理：
你做的东西是不是都是你认为对的，却不一定是对的。
【一道终身受用的测试题】
你开着一辆车。
在一个暴风雨的晚上。
你经过一个车站。
有三个人正在焦急的等公共汽车。
一个是快要临死的老人，他需要马上去医院。
一个是医生，他曾救过你的命，你做梦都想报答他。
还有一个女人/男人，她/他是你做梦都想嫁/娶的人，也许错过就没有了。
但你的车只能在坐下一个人，你会如何选择？
我不知道这是不是一个对你性格的测试, 因为每一个回答都有他自己的原因。
老人快要死了，你首先应该先救他。
你也想让那个医生上车，因为他救过你，这是个好机会报答他。
还有就是你的梦中情人。错过了这个机会。你可能永远不能遇到一个让
你这么心动的人了。
在200个应征者中，只有一个人被雇佣了，他并没有解释他的理由，他只是说了以下的话：
“给医生车钥匙，让他带着老人去医院，而我则留下来陪我的梦中情人一起等公车!'
每个人我认识的人都认为以上的回答是最好的，但没有一个人（包括我在内）一开始都没想到。
小哲理：
是否是因为我们从未想过要放弃我们手中已经拥有的优势（车钥匙）? 有时，如果我们能放弃一些我们的固执，狭隘，和一些优势的话，我们可能会得到更多。
【皮鞋的来历】
很久很久以前，人类都还赤着双脚走路。
有一位国王到某个偏远的乡间旅行，因为路面崎岖不平，有很多碎石头，刺得他的脚又痛又麻。回到王宫后，他下了一道命令，要将国内的所有道路都铺上一层牛皮。他认为这样做，不只是为自己，还可造福他的人民，让大家走路时不再受刺痛之苦。
但即使杀尽国内所有的牛，也筹措不到足够的皮革，而所花费的金钱、动用的人力，更不知凡几。虽然根本做不到，甚至还相当愚蠢，但因为是国王的命令，大家也只能摇头叹息。
一位聪明的仆人大胆向国王提出建言：「国王啊！为什么您要劳师动众，牺牲那么多头牛，花费那么多金钱呢？您何不只用两小片牛皮包住您的脚呢？」国王听了很惊讶，但也当下领悟，于是立刻收回成命，改采这个建议。据说，这就是「皮鞋」的由来。
小哲理：
想改变世界，很难；要改变自己，则较为容易。
与其改变全世界，不如先改变自己--「将自己的双脚包起来」。
改变自己的某些观念和作法，以抵御外来的侵袭。
当自己改变后，眼中的世界自然也就跟着改变了。
如果你希望看到世界改变，那么第一个必须改变的就是自己。
「心若改变，态度就会改变；态度改变，习惯就改变；习惯改变，人生就会改变。」
haha jus some stories to share.
和尚与屠夫】
从前有一个和尚跟一个屠夫是好朋友。和尚天天早上要起来念经，而屠夫天天要起来杀猪。 为了不耽误他们早上的工作，是他们约定早上互相叫对方起床。
多年以后，和尚与屠夫相继去世了。屠夫去上天堂了，而和尚却下地狱了。
Why?
因为屠夫天天作善事，叫和尚起来念经，相反地，和尚天天叫屠夫起来杀生……
小哲理：
你做的东西是不是都是你认为对的，却不一定是对的。
【一道终身受用的测试题】
你开着一辆车。
在一个暴风雨的晚上。
你经过一个车站。
有三个人正在焦急的等公共汽车。
一个是快要临死的老人，他需要马上去医院。
一个是医生，他曾救过你的命，你做梦都想报答他。
还有一个女人/男人，她/他是你做梦都想嫁/娶的人，也许错过就没有了。
但你的车只能在坐下一个人，你会如何选择？
我不知道这是不是一个对你性格的测试, 因为每一个回答都有他自己的原因。
老人快要死了，你首先应该先救他。
你也想让那个医生上车，因为他救过你，这是个好机会报答他。
还有就是你的梦中情人。错过了这个机会。你可能永远不能遇到一个让
你这么心动的人了。
在200个应征者中，只有一个人被雇佣了，他并没有解释他的理由，他只是说了以下的话：
“给医生车钥匙，让他带着老人去医院，而我则留下来陪我的梦中情人一起等公车!'
每个人我认识的人都认为以上的回答是最好的，但没有一个人（包括我在内）一开始都没想到。
小哲理：
是否是因为我们从未想过要放弃我们手中已经拥有的优势（车钥匙）? 有时，如果我们能放弃一些我们的固执，狭隘，和一些优势的话，我们可能会得到更多。
【皮鞋的来历】
很久很久以前，人类都还赤着双脚走路。
有一位国王到某个偏远的乡间旅行，因为路面崎岖不平，有很多碎石头，刺得他的脚又痛又麻。回到王宫后，他下了一道命令，要将国内的所有道路都铺上一层牛皮。他认为这样做，不只是为自己，还可造福他的人民，让大家走路时不再受刺痛之苦。
但即使杀尽国内所有的牛，也筹措不到足够的皮革，而所花费的金钱、动用的人力，更不知凡几。虽然根本做不到，甚至还相当愚蠢，但因为是国王的命令，大家也只能摇头叹息。
一位聪明的仆人大胆向国王提出建言：「国王啊！为什么您要劳师动众，牺牲那么多头牛，花费那么多金钱呢？您何不只用两小片牛皮包住您的脚呢？」国王听了很惊讶，但也当下领悟，于是立刻收回成命，改采这个建议。据说，这就是「皮鞋」的由来。
小哲理：
想改变世界，很难；要改变自己，则较为容易。
与其改变全世界，不如先改变自己--「将自己的双脚包起来」。
改变自己的某些观念和作法，以抵御外来的侵袭。
当自己改变后，眼中的世界自然也就跟着改变了。
如果你希望看到世界改变，那么第一个必须改变的就是自己。
「心若改变，态度就会改变；态度改变，习惯就改变；习惯改变，人生就会改变。」
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