back from perhentian like 19 hours ago, still i refuse to believe our perhentian trip has ended, too fast, it's really too fast.
it was really one hell of a trip(yes, again) and gosh, how i wish i still hav that awesome roommates, tat seaview right off our balcony, and most impt of all, the companion of my fellow perhentian explorers.
this post is for you guys, gladys cheng, peiying ong, siew xianglin, steffi soh, yingwah chan, rachel tan, andrew chua, aldrich ho and lau hong hu.
to perhentian, to friendship, to craziness, to the holy juice, to chilli, to new cozy, to the times of our lives, cheers!

it's magical.
it really is :D

have been discovering amazingly nice songs in my itunes that i can jus listen to countless times for hours.
haha the really recent ones include

owl city - fireflies
shayne ward - no promises
monkey majik - tada xxxxx ( lol it's in jap)
Linda Ronstadt ft Aaron Neville - Don't Knoc Much
Trademark - Only Love
苏打绿 - 无以伦比的美丽
Daniel Powter - Best Of Me
The Used - I'm a Fake (haha this one is pretty..noisy hahah)
Jordin Sparks - Battlefield
Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
Coldplay - Clocks

and 初恋红豆冰 is rly rly rly a very good movie,
i'm nt sayin tat jus bcos it's a msian production,
but it did touch my heart,
有时候，简简单单的感动
就够了..

i wan to watch it again! and again and again and again and again!

疤，即使结了痂
揭开来，还是会痛的

i miss veejay
i miss 07s47 and odac and pa
i miss spending my time in the odac room
i miss running and chilling and walking and cycling and stoning at ecp
i miss attending lessons in vj when i could understand wat's going on
i miss the treehouse
i miss running and playing watever sports wif odac
i miss climbing mountains
i miss climbing stairs to train for expeditions
i miss sikkim
i miss batu putih
i miss parkway parade
i miss class outings
i miss pa room
i miss doing pa duties
i miss spending days and nites rehearsing in the pt
i miss watching and supporting vj in soccer or watever sports
i miss singing the victorian anthem
i miss mass dance
i miss vj cheers
i miss v-hall
i miss the malaysians
i miss the jar jar binks
i miss taking part and organizing adventure races
i miss olc
i miss b2b
i miss 102c
i miss cooking and adding watever we hav into the woks
i miss sunday love
i miss tioman
i miss ....

lol feeling nostalgic all over again.
haha and josiah, thx for coming to visit last nite bro,
rly miss talking to u man. great catching up wif ya.
and arkar and jason and alex and siew hwee and sufiyan and ivie for coming to pulau ntu to visit! haha so awesome to see u guys manz

4.11am. lesson is at 9.30 ltr bt i'm nt sleepy. gah this is bad.my poor liver

wow it has been a year
tat's fast..haha

Have been feeling really nostalgic for the past few days/weeks
lol i guess it's dreadful time like this that keeps making me reminisce about the good old times, especially time spent with the odacers and s47.
thankfully the boonlay army warriors esp arkar and jason still make the effort to meet us for dinner :D and gatherings like these r rly the breaks i need from the horrible workload.
what an awesome nite spent with odacers+simpsons.
ok bak to mb106, it's killing me, seriously.

this part of my life is called 'being lost'
lol seriously, i feel weird, it's like sth is missing in my life
bt i dno wat is it lol.
:/
wells i still wish i can hav more excitement or things to look forward to in my life.
like OTs lol

haiz.so many things undone.
i only hav myself to blame again..
procrastinated too much T.T

sometimes i wonder how would my life be different if i had agree to go to germany to study lol. i'm getting a lil bored in ntu, perhaps my jc life was too good and exciting that even though life is pretty good now, it still feels as though something is missing...
i really miss embarking on adventures and doing all the outdoor stuff,haiz.

and watching apple's skidiving video and joseph's skydiving photos rly made me freaking hyped up and excited.hahaha i'm rly dyin to do tat kind of stuff can haiz..

sian sian sian so many things to do lol

IHG Rugby today, i was really looking forward to it. Was so anxious last night that i couldn't sleep well, haha as i have only learned to play this game a couple of weeks back. first match was good but i sprained my ankle, pretty badly i guess. forced to sit out for the rest of the games. the feeling definitely sux, seeing them fighting so hard yet i can't do nothing to help them except cheering. was really unlucky to lose to hall 4 and hall 6, think fatigue caught up wif us in the last game.
nevertheless, i have never felt so pumped up before, the team talk and stuff before the game really got me excited. it's really really a pity we didn't get into the quarters..we fought so hard and we trained so hard. kudos to the seniors though, they really led us well, and it's really touching to see how us freshies learned and pushed ourselves to this level. i will definitely play again next year if i can! haha hall one kill!
i now officially rank rugby as the second most fun sports after soccer hahahahaa.

today, i truly felt the hall one spirit.

well well well so 2010 is here. i din even realise it was 31st dec on tat day itself.hav totally lost track of time. and it's jus weird that i din feel anything on the last day of 2009, given how eventful it was. perhaps the most happening year in my life, definitely nt the best tho.
my 1st job, 1st pay, 1st time cooking a full meal, 1st time surviving on myself, 1st day in uni etc etc. still, i'm very thankful that i hav met so many awesome ppl in uni, especially my hall ppl.
hoping 2010 would be better!

谈论着他的时候，你的表情是我没看过的...小小的幸福吧，
心里不由酸了一下...是时候抛开这包袱了吧，真的好累

it's a fucked up world.

有时候，真的有一股冲动
想直接到机场登上下一趟班机，消失个几天再回来...
为什么还是会想起你
为什么心还会痛..

was looking thru the odac pics..it was then i realise how much i miss the odacers..well,a new phase of life has started and i'm rly enjoyin my uni life,especially wif an awesome family in hall.but i still miss jc life very very much,odac and s47 r jus irreplaceable..and my packed schedule doesnt seem to allow me to meet up wif them so often now T.T but heh,i'm rly enjoyin myself as a cgl,luv simpsons loads.
hall ball and chalet was fun.well, it's indeed true tat a lot more alcohol will be introduced to ur life after u enter uni haha.drinking games until 7am -.- bt HTHT was good tho,as usual haha.it was dreading to come bak to ntu all the way bak from pasir ris,luckily thr were samantha,angela and jialing to take train wif.if nt i'll be super bored haha.slept at 11am and woke up at 5.30.the hostel is like damn quiet now..feel damn lazy to do anything.bt i nid to clean my room.lol maybe tonite.for now i jus feel like lazing ard and do nth..hee
and i luv my new laptop!thx dad and mum!

now this is interesting lol.i'm neutral to this tho.

可以給你老公看,以後你也可以跟你兒子這麼說 .. ......　（寫的真好）

曾在廣播裡听到 ,當孩子頂嘴甚至步入叛逆期時的因應之道
做媽媽的總是嘮叨 ,有一次已經高中的兒子不耐煩的頂撞了母親 , 母親氣得半死。
做父親的便約兒子一起出門散步。兩人走了好久 , 父親一路上不發一語 , 兒子納悶。 一直到要進家門口時 , 父親拍拍兒子的肩膀, 以男人對男人的語氣說 :
『等一下進去時 , 給我女人一點面子 !』
兒子驚讶於老爸用哥兒們的語氣對他說話 ,並因男人跟男人之間的義氣 , 從此對母親畢恭畢敬的。
所以 , 有的時候 , 父親這個角色還是頗重要的 !
當我的小孩頂撞我時，我想告訴他，下列的事任選一樣，做到後，才有頂撞的權利：
1. 連續3 個月每吃完一餐就須催吐 (孕吐)
2.. 乳頭被別人吸到破皮達一個月 (餵奶)
3. 肚子塞一顆籃球達 10 個月 ( 懷孕)
4. 接受皮鞭抽打達 48 小時 (生小孩)
5.. 10 個月不能喝冰水、咖啡、茶
6. 5個月睡覺不能翻身
7. 10 個月不能出遊遠行，不能跑跳
8. 10個月不能生病，要不，生病不能吃藥
9. 至育嬰室把屎把尿一個月
10. 晚上睡覺每二個小時起床一次，清醒30 分鐘達一個月
寫完上述
10 項，我覺得當娘的真不是人幹的。
想起一個高中同學他說：有一次頂撞母親，父親把他從椅子上踹下來，斥責他:
你媽是我捧在手心的寶，我呵護她，照顧她，對她輕聲細語，你憑什麼對他大小聲!!!
我的同學再也不敢頂撞母親了。

~好感動，尤其是最後一句是經典。
男人們丫，如果你們真的愛、疼你老婆（女朋友）記得這句話就夠了！
老婆是拿來疼的，所以千錯萬錯都是自己的錯，不服氣嗎？誰叫你當初追人家。
當媽的如果听到老公這麼說，應該會很高興吧！男人要學著點...

Ah Pek and Ah Ma in Their Golden Years



Ah Pek and Ah Ma were lying in bed one night.



The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then, you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then, you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed and walk away.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth lah!"

hahahahahahaahahha omt i hav read this countless times b4 but it's still freaking funny
hahahahahahahaha enjoy and hav a great laugh!


一位 國文老師的告白
我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!
字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!
創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!
每次都改到哭笑不得……………
====================================================
１、元旦時，我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」…
師評：有這樣的東西嗎？我也要去！（兵馬俑）

２、早上起床整裡「遺容」後，我們到學校集合，搭車前往墾丁畢業旅行
師評：不知道你家是哪一家殯儀館？老師一直都不知道…（儀容）

３、昨晚左眼皮跳個不停，當時就覺得那是「胸罩」，果然今天皮夾被扒走了!
師評：孩子，你已經這麼大了嗎？（凶兆 ）

４、報上說重金屬污染過的牡蠣，可「治」癌…
師評：一字之差，養蚵人家翻身矣！
我是不是該趕快去養牡蠣？會賺到翻哦… （致癌）

５、昨晚我和同學到速食店吃晚餐，我們點了兩個漢堡、「雞份一塊」…
師評：好吃嗎？雞糞？（雞塊一份）

６、星期天準備外出逛街時，匆忙之間不小心給「肛門」夾到，真倒楣!!
師評：老師很好奇──誰的肛門這麼大…？（鋼門）

７、四下無人，不要從背後 拍我肩膀，我很容易「受精」…
師評：孩子，我可能是你爸哦… 老師記得曾這樣讓很多人「受精」喔!（受驚）

８、逛完花市後，我花錢買下「賤男」，準備帶回家過年。
師評：發音正確一點，「劍蘭」會哭的…

９、我的歷史老師長髮披肩，個子矮小，脾氣不好，有一點點「胸」…
師評：歷史老師要我轉告你「等下上歷史課﹐皮給我繃緊一點。」（兇）

１０、我認為自己是個品學兼「憂」的好學生…
師評：你是該憂了──不及格。（優）

１１、在「崎嶇坎坷」的人生「康莊大道」上，我們要堅定方向…
師評：此路可繼世界八大奇蹟兵馬俑之後，登上第九大奇蹟。

１２、從小就住在我們家隔壁的陳伯伯住家三樓最後面一間廚房不知道為什麼會
三不五時地飄來一陣又一陣烹煮紅燒牛肉時所散發出來的濃濃迷人中藥味道…
師評：明天麻煩你一口氣唸完這句給我聽，不准換氣。

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這次出的作文題目是：美食與我
我非常沾沾自喜，相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目
一定能讓他們發揮的淋漓盡致，
可以減輕我每次改作文到快往生的噩運!!!

沒想到我錯了!!!!!!!
這些天兵天將們每個都是未來的棟樑????……

節錄一些下來:

1.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，但是生魚片最讓我困擾的地方就是他的魚刺很多。

2.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，唯一美中不足的是，他總是沒煮熟。

3.我最喜歡吃的美食是青菜，青菜中最喜歡吃的美食是白菜，為什麼喜歡吃白
菜呢？因為他是青菜的一種（繞口令嗎？）

4.我最喜歡吃滷肉飯跟貢丸湯，他們對我來說不只是一種美食，而是……兩種美
食。 （真是謝謝你的數學教學）

5.我最喜歡吃外婆煮的菜，裡面包含了很多愛心，但是萬一外婆死了我就吃不
到了，所以我要趁外婆還活著的時候，叫他每天煮三餐給我吃。
（這算虐待老人嗎？）

6.我最喜歡吃那種在外面跑的雞肉 （所以你要吃雞肉前都要追著他跑？）

7.我最喜歡吃美食，是那種出現陸地上，天天都看的到的那種肉（人肉？）

8.我對美食的要求很嚴格，他不能是由一位傷心的廚師做出來的
（連續劇看太多了，孩子）

9.媽媽很厲害，他下廚以後，可以把一顆蛋變成一顆荷包蛋（不然呢？）

10.每次媽媽煮完菜我們全家都會歡呼，於是媽媽就走進廚房再做第二道
（原來你家都是一道菜煮完再煮一道…）

11.我很喜歡跟爸爸去逛夜市，因為美食都能讓我感到垂涎三尺，只要我看到那
些食物出現，就會跟爸爸說我要吃這個我要吃那個結果我當然什麼都沒吃到
（好心酸的孩子）

12.我最喜歡吃媽媽煮的菜，跟外面賣的差的可遠呢!
（那到底是好吃還是不好吃？）

13.世界上美食很多，其中我最喜歡吃的外國料理是台南擔仔麵
（同學，請問你是哪國人？）

14.生魚片實在是太好吃了，每次一想到我的口水都會緩緩的滴下來…
（慢動作嗎？）

15.有一樣食物讓我百吃不厭，那就是雙胞胎，名字聽起來大家一定都會覺得很
奇怪，沒錯，他就是很奇怪（這樣有解釋到嗎？）

16.我吃東西總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛!
（我呼吸總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛…！）


有前輩說：他上輩子殺了人，所以這輩子處罰他當老師。

唉...我想我不只殺了人，還是………………
殺..
錯..
人….
才會淪落到當 國文老師………


換小學老師了:


１。題目：一邊……一邊……

小朋友寫：他一邊脫衣服，一邊穿褲子。

老師批語：他到底是要脫還是要穿啊？

２。題目：其中

小朋友寫：我的其中一只左腳受傷了。

老師批語：你是蜈蚣嗎？

３。題目：陸陸續續

小朋友寫：下班了，爸爸陸陸續續的回家了。

老師批語：你到底有幾個爸爸呀？

４。題目：難過

小朋友寫：我家門前有條水溝很難過。

老師批語：老師更難過。

５。題目：又 又

小朋友寫：我的媽媽又矮又高又胖又瘦。

老師批語；你的媽媽是變形金鋼嗎？

６。題目：你看

小朋友寫：你看什麼看！沒看過啊

老師批語：沒看過

７。題目：欣欣向榮

小朋友寫：欣欣向榮榮告白。

老師批語：連續劇不要看太多了！

８。題目：好吃

小朋友寫：好吃個屁。

老師批語：有些東西是不能吃的。

９。題目：天真

小朋友寫：今天真熱。

老師批語：你真天真。

１０。題目：果然

小朋友寫：昨天我吃水果，然後喝涼水。

老師批語：是詞組，不能分開的。

１１。題目：先……再……，例題：先吃飯，再冼澡。

小朋友寫：先生，再見！

老師批語：想像力超過了地球人的智慧。

１２。題目：況且

小朋友寫：一列火車經過，況且況且況且況且況且況
老師批語：我死了算了 @@

i dun understand.